NM

[GooooMarquette]

Where as Doc would be AntWheata

LOL

And vegetarians would be Antmeata....

[Galway Eagle]

Happy National Beer Day, Scoopers!

It's like I knew when to be born.

[GooooMarquette]

It's like I knew when to be born.

So Happy Birthday too, hey?

[TAMU, Knower of Ball]

It's like I knew when to be born.

How did I not know that we have the same birthday?

[GooooMarquette]

How did I not know that we have the same birthday?

Yeah...especially since you guys have the same last name....

[Galway Eagle]

How did I not know that we have the same birthday?

it's been engrained in my head from freshman year. Happy mutual birthday

So Happy Birthday too, hey?

Eh not sure saying goodbye to the 20s is happy lol. But thanks!

[mu_hilltopper]

Yes, we have room for eggs and milk and plenty of other stuff.   It's like 10 salad dressings, 3-4 mustards, a few hot sauces, soy sauce, Worstershire sauce, mayo, butters, jellies, lime/lemon juices. 

[NYWarrior]

Yes, we have room for eggs and milk and plenty of other stuff.   It's like 10 salad dressings, 3-4 mustards, a few hot sauces, soy sauce, Worstershire sauce, mayo, butters, jellies, lime/lemon juices.

Do you refrigerate your Frankenberry?

[GooooMarquette]

Yes, we have room for eggs and milk and plenty of other stuff.   It's like 10 salad dressings, 3-4 mustards, a few hot sauces, soy sauce, Worstershire sauce, mayo®️, butters, jellies, lime/lemon juices.

FIFY

[rocky_warrior]

soy sauce, Worstershire sauce

Wait, those need refrigeration?  How am I still alive.

[MuggsyB]

Yes, we have room for eggs and milk and plenty of other stuff.   It's like 10 salad dressings, 3-4 mustards, a few hot sauces, soy sauce, Worstershire sauce, mayo, butters, jellies, lime/lemon juices.

I would recommend Pickapeppa  sauce if you like soy/worcestershire. 

[mu_hilltopper]

Wait, those need refrigeration?  How am I still alive.

https://www.doesitgobad.com/does-worcestershire-sauce-go-bad/

It doesn't need it .. but if you go thru one bottle a year, it's a good idea.

[GooooMarquette]

Wait, those need refrigeration?  How am I still alive.

I have long held a theory that you are just an AI bot that has taken over Scoop moderating. Now that I have a cause of death, all the dots connect.

[ZiggysFryBoy]

I would recommend Pickapeppa  sauce if you like soy/worcestershire.

Bragg's Aminos is a healthy substitute for soy sauce.

[Skatastrophy]

Bragg's Aminos is a healthy substitute for soy sauce.

> Gluten-Free and non-GMO

I'm good thanks

[rocky_warrior]

I have long held a theory that you are just an AI bot that has taken over Scoop moderating. Now that I have a cause of death, all the dots connect.

I may be artificial, but I've been assured repeatedly that I'm definitely not intelligent!

When it comes to soy sauce, I do recommend the 20+ year vintages.

[mu_hilltopper]

https://thenextweb.com/neural/2021/04/08/intels-new-ai-helps-you-get-just-the-right-amount-of-hate-speech-in-your-game-chat/

What a time to be alive!

[GooooMarquette]

https://thenextweb.com/neural/2021/04/08/intels-new-ai-helps-you-get-just-the-right-amount-of-hate-speech-in-your-game-chat/

What a time to be alive!

I hope that AI works better than the AI pickup line generator:

https://www.vice.com/en/article/z3vjey/artificial-intelligence-ai-pickup-lines

* I love you. I don't care if you're a doggo in a trenchcoat.
* You have a lovely face. Can I put it on an air freshener? I want to keep your smell close to me always.
* Wait, this beanie hat, is it fashionable?
* You look like Jesus if he were a butler in a Russian mansion.

[Newsdreams]

I hope that AI works better than the AI pickup line generator:

https://www.vice.com/en/article/z3vjey/artificial-intelligence-ai-pickup-lines

* I love you. I don't care if you're a doggo in a trenchcoat.
* You have a lovely face. Can I put it on an air freshener? I want to keep your smell close to me always.
* Wait, this beanie hat, is it fashionable?
* You look like Jesus if he were a butler in a Russian mansion.

Obviously GRU hackers. We're all compromised now...

[warriorchick]

I was watching a standup comedian on Netflix last night - a female Brit - and she said that The U.S. should change its national anthem from "Star Spangled Banner" to the theme song from "Team America - World Police".

I am inclined to agree.  Imagine winning a gold medal at the Olympics and they play this:

https://www.youtube.com/v/U1mlCPMYtPk

[ZiggysFryBoy]

I hope that AI works better than the AI pickup line generator:

https://www.vice.com/en/article/z3vjey/artificial-intelligence-ai-pickup-lines

* I love you. I don't care if you're a doggo in a trenchcoat.
* You have a lovely face. Can I put it on an air freshener? I want to keep your smell close to me always.
* Wait, this beanie hat, is it fashionable?
* You look like Jesus if he were a butler in a Russian mansion.

That last line was mine, dammit!

[Herman Cain]

https://nypost.com/2021/04/08/woman-finds-out-she-has-two-vaginas-while-giving-birth/

[ZiggysFryBoy]

https://nypost.com/2021/04/08/woman-finds-out-she-has-two-vaginas-while-giving-birth/

so.
many.
jokes.
must.
resist.

[Newsdreams]

so.
many.
jokes.
must.
resist.

Specially coming from a dead dude

[Miss Katie’s]

Costco cilantro lime crema is my latest condiment addition.