NM

[StateStreetMission]

So not being a Peeps 'aficionado,' I have to ask: do they age in the wrapper, or too you need to unwrap them to achieve the ideal staleness?

No, the  texture stays very soft if the cellophane wrapper is sealed.
Unwrap and leave peeps in their cardboard box.

Stale is not the right word to describe the process as the flavor remains unchanged.
It's all about the texture change from very soft  to chewy.

One week is ideal for me.

[Hards Alumni]

Pro-tip

Don't eat peeps.

If you want to eat things that taste good and will also kill you, HMU.

[StateStreetMission]

This doesn't sound like a good idea

https://www.phillyvoice.com/nj-brewery-launches-peeps-flavored-beer/

[GooooMarquette]

This doesn't sound like a good idea

https://www.phillyvoice.com/nj-brewery-launches-peeps-flavored-beer/

Trying to get kids into beer early, hey?

[rocket surgeon]

aren't peeps just cotton candy condensed into little chicks-big endorsement by the dental associations across the land of course.  wouldn't they make a good alternate to chew?  pack one those bad boys between cheek and gum and it'll last into extra innings.  players choice-spit out pink or yellow.  no brown oil slicks laying around

[lawdog77]

No, the  texture stays very soft if the cellophane wrapper is sealed.
Unwrap and leave peeps in their cardboard box.

Stale is not the right word to describe the process as the flavor remains unchanged.
It's all about the texture change from very soft  to chewy.

One week is ideal for me.

The only good way to prepare a peep is Peep a la Chad Alvarez, then throw it in the trash.

[GooooMarquette]

aren't peeps just cotton candy condensed into little chicks-big endorsement by the dental associations across the land of course.  wouldn't they make a good alternate to chew?  pack one those bad boys between cheek and gum and it'll last into extra innings.  players choice-spit out pink or yellow.  no brown oil slicks laying around

I thought dental associations put all their endorsement $$$$ into caramels and toffee, doc.

[mu_hilltopper]

https://www.jpost.com/omg/baby-in-iraq-first-ever-human-documented-with-three-penises-664030

[Autoengineer]

Pro-tip

Don't eat peeps.

If you want to eat things that taste good and will also kill you, HMU.

We know what you like to eat.

[ZiggysFryBoy]

https://www.jpost.com/omg/baby-in-iraq-first-ever-human-documented-with-three-penises-664030

I remember a porno in college in which the dudes had 2 Johnsons (they were also 3 ft long.)

The third would have to be shaped like a toy periscope to be effective.

[GooooMarquette]

It appears that ravens like Costco too....

Ravens Accused Of Stealing Groceries From Alaska Costco Customers

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/ravens-stealing-alaska-costco_n_6061edaec5b66d30c746b105

[MU82]

Good news for lotsa Scoopers!

https://seekingalpha.com/news/3679214-iheartmedia-and-meateater-announce-production-and-distribution-partnership

iHeartMedia and MeatEater have entered a major production and distribution partnership. MeatEater, is an outdoor lifestyle media and commerce company.

The partnership will leverage MeatEater's brand, made popular by the Netflix Original MeatEater, and the massive reach of iHeartMedia's cross-platform digital and broadcast network in order to serve outdoor-minded listeners across the country.

As part of the deal, all existing and upcoming MeatEater podcasts will be distributed by the iHeartPodcast Network and will be promoted across iHeartMedia's multi-platform network, including iHeartRadio, its free all-in-one digital streaming service.

All new co-produced and existing MeatEater podcasts to be available on iHeartRadio and all major podcast listening platforms.

[GooooMarquette]

Good news for lotsa Scoopers!

https://seekingalpha.com/news/3679214-iheartmedia-and-meateater-announce-production-and-distribution-partnership

iHeartMedia and MeatEater have entered a major production and distribution partnership. MeatEater, is an outdoor lifestyle media and commerce company.

The partnership will leverage MeatEater's brand, made popular by the Netflix Original MeatEater, and the massive reach of iHeartMedia's cross-platform digital and broadcast network in order to serve outdoor-minded listeners across the country.

As part of the deal, all existing and upcoming MeatEater podcasts will be distributed by the iHeartPodcast Network and will be promoted across iHeartMedia's multi-platform network, including iHeartRadio, its free all-in-one digital streaming service.

All new co-produced and existing MeatEater podcasts to be available on iHeartRadio and all major podcast listening platforms.

Is Arby's going to provide the catering?

[shoothoops]

It took over a year, but police now say college football player didn't shoot himself at bar. He was am innocent bystander.

This kid had never touched a gun. Officer on the scene didn't believe him. Neither did the Sargeant. Gossip spread he shot himself. Police investigator says he didn't shoot himself, 911 caller that night said he didn't shoot himself, the suspect involved said the player didn't shoot himself.

https://amp.knoxnews.com/amp/4621196001?utm_campaign=snd-autopilot&__twitter_impression=true

[Herman Cain]

I remember a porno in college in which the dudes had 2 Johnsons (they were also 3 ft long.)

The third would have to be shaped like a toy periscope to be effective.

I am in the camp that says he should be allowed to keep all 3.

[Dr. Blackheart]

I am in the camp that says he should be allowed to keep all 3.

That would really confuse Brad "Soft Touch" Davidson.

[GooooMarquette]

That would really confuse Brad "Soft Touch" Davidson.

All the more reason to keep the extras!

[mu_hilltopper]

Ketchup shortage.

https://www.wsj.com/articles/the-new-shortage-ketchup-cant-catch-up-11617645189?mod=djemalertNEWS

You know what pisses me off?  Small ketchup packets.   Make them 2x the size.   

The "dipper" ones they have at Culvers .. that's the perfect size.

[warriorchick]

Ketchup shortage.

https://www.wsj.com/articles/the-new-shortage-ketchup-cant-catch-up-11617645189?mod=djemalertNEWS

You know what pisses me off?  Small ketchup packets.   Make them 2x the size.   

The "dipper" ones they have at Culvers .. that's the perfect size.

No one in our family uses ketchup unless it's called for in a recipe. I don't think I even have a bottle in my refrigerator right now.

[mu_hilltopper]

That's how the terrorists win.

[warriorchick]

Just checked - no ketchup.  But 3 kinds of mustard.

[real chili 83]

Hot sauce?  I have 7 varieties. 

[ChitownSpaceForRent]

No ketchup to be found. Two mustards and two BBQ sauces.

[Warrior Code]

Hot sauce?  I have 7 varieties.

Let's hear 'em

[TAMU, Knower of Ball]

We have a ketchup bottle for when friends bring their children over