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tower912

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Re: Coronavirus humor (non political)
« Reply #75 on: May 05, 2020, 11:30:39 AM »
So desperate for human contact that I am chatting up the robocalls.   My car's extended warranty and Medicare information I didn't request is suddenly fascinating.
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Luke 6:45   ...A good man produces goodness from the good in his heart; an evil man produces evil out of his store of evil.   Each man speaks from his heart's abundance...

It is better to be fearless and cheerful than cheerless and fearful.

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Re: Coronavirus humor (non political)
« Reply #76 on: May 05, 2020, 03:49:01 PM »
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Re: Coronavirus humor (non political)
« Reply #77 on: May 05, 2020, 09:28:57 PM »
Quote from: tower912 on May 05, 2020, 11:30:39 AM
So desperate for human contact that I am chatting up the robocalls.   My car's extended warranty and Medicare information I didn't request is suddenly fascinating.

Lol! I will have to give that a shot.

An extended warranty, you say?  ;D
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Re: Coronavirus humor (non political)
« Reply #78 on: May 07, 2020, 12:21:21 PM »
This made me laugh out loud.

I was so disappointed to learn that it's not "real" -- but the trolling was 100% real.  And it was glorious.


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Re: Coronavirus humor (non political)
« Reply #79 on: May 12, 2020, 12:43:57 PM »
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« Last Edit: May 12, 2020, 12:46:48 PM by Greggery Peccary »
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Re: Coronavirus humor (non political)
« Reply #80 on: May 13, 2020, 08:11:02 AM »
https://twitter.com/TravisAllen02/status/1260351757353443329

The Obama administration secretly installed cameras in all public places.

They’re tracking you with facial recognition technology.

WEAR A MASK THAT COVERS YOUR MOUTH AND NOSE SO YOU CAN’T BE TRACKED.

Please retweet and like to spread to all the true patriots!





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Re: Coronavirus humor (non political)
« Reply #81 on: May 13, 2020, 08:15:15 AM »
Quote from: TSmith34 on May 13, 2020, 08:11:02 AM
https://twitter.com/TravisAllen02/status/1260351757353443329

The Obama administration secretly installed cameras in all public places.

They’re tracking you with facial recognition technology.

WEAR A MASK THAT COVERS YOUR MOUTH AND NOSE SO YOU CAN’T BE TRACKED.

Please retweet and like to spread to all the true patriots!

That is hilarious
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Re: Coronavirus humor (non political)
« Reply #82 on: May 13, 2020, 09:29:30 AM »
Triple reverse psychology.   Nice.
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Luke 6:45   ...A good man produces goodness from the good in his heart; an evil man produces evil out of his store of evil.   Each man speaks from his heart's abundance...

It is better to be fearless and cheerful than cheerless and fearful.

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Re: Coronavirus humor (non political)
« Reply #83 on: May 13, 2020, 10:44:23 AM »
Quote from: TSmith34 on May 13, 2020, 08:11:02 AM
https://twitter.com/TravisAllen02/status/1260351757353443329

The Obama administration secretly installed cameras in all public places.

They’re tracking you with facial recognition technology.

WEAR A MASK THAT COVERS YOUR MOUTH AND NOSE SO YOU CAN’T BE TRACKED.

Please retweet and like to spread to all the true patriots!

Impeach Obama.
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Re: Coronavirus humor (non political)
« Reply #84 on: May 14, 2020, 08:40:32 AM »
Why NYC is the COVID hot spot that it is:

Loud talking could leave coronavirus in the air for up to 14 minutes

https://www.technologyreview.com/2020/05/13/1001696/loud-talking-could-leave-coronavirus-in-the-air-for-up-to-14-minutes
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Re: Coronavirus humor (non political)
« Reply #85 on: May 14, 2020, 08:47:00 AM »
Quote from: pbiflyer on May 14, 2020, 08:40:32 AM
Why NYC is the COVID hot spot that it is:

Loud talking could leave coronavirus in the air for up to 14 minutes

https://www.technologyreview.com/2020/05/13/1001696/loud-talking-could-leave-coronavirus-in-the-air-for-up-to-14-minutes

But if you talk loud in NYC you will have 20 people telling you to "Shut your, (^*&%*%&( mouth".  Unless it's the subway, then you put your hat out and get paid!
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Re: Coronavirus humor (non political)
« Reply #86 on: May 16, 2020, 08:56:39 PM »
Every single person that had a job interview in early 2015 got the question “Where do you see yourself in 5 years?” wrong.
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Re: Coronavirus humor (non political)
« Reply #87 on: May 18, 2020, 01:49:23 PM »
Saw this one on Texts From Last night:

I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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Re: Coronavirus humor (non political)
« Reply #88 on: May 19, 2020, 05:09:10 AM »
Ha
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Re: Coronavirus humor (non political)
« Reply #89 on: May 19, 2020, 10:46:00 AM »
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Re: Coronavirus humor (non political)
« Reply #90 on: May 19, 2020, 11:01:17 AM »
Of all the people out of work right now, men are the real victims. They're losing a whole dollar for every 79 cents women are losing!!

h/t @bubola
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Re: Coronavirus humor (non political)
« Reply #91 on: May 19, 2020, 11:01:47 AM »
Quote from: pbiflyer on May 19, 2020, 10:46:00 AM


Oh my God!

Is that like Rodney Dangerfield telling Kurt Vonnegut he doesn't know anything about Kurt Vonnegut?
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Re: Coronavirus humor (non political)
« Reply #92 on: May 19, 2020, 11:21:49 AM »
Quote from: ZiggysFryBoy on May 19, 2020, 11:01:17 AM
Of all the people out of work right now, men are the real victims. They're losing a whole dollar for every 79 cents women are losing!!

h/t @bubola

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Have some patience, FFS.

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Re: Coronavirus humor (non political)
« Reply #93 on: May 19, 2020, 04:59:10 PM »
Quote from: MU Fan in Connecticut on May 19, 2020, 11:01:47 AM
Oh my God!

Is that like Rodney Dangerfield telling Kurt Vonnegut he doesn't know anything about Kurt Vonnegut?

I think the better analogy would be someone telling Ners he doesn't know anything about dunking.
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Re: Coronavirus humor (non political)
« Reply #94 on: May 21, 2020, 07:29:52 AM »
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Re: Coronavirus humor (non political)
« Reply #95 on: May 21, 2020, 10:08:56 AM »
Overheard today at Home Depot:

"I tried going to that communist store down the street. Ya know the one - Menards. They make you wear a mask now. I want to sue them for my right to go in the store"

I chuckled.
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Re: Coronavirus humor (non political)
« Reply #96 on: May 21, 2020, 10:11:03 AM »
Yes.  John Menard is a noted communist.
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Re: Coronavirus humor (non political)
« Reply #97 on: May 21, 2020, 10:30:04 AM »
Quote from: jesmu84 on May 21, 2020, 10:08:56 AM
Overheard today at Home Depot:

"I tried going to that communist store down the street. Ya know the one - Menards. They make you wear a mask now. I want to sue them for my right to go in the store"

I chuckled.

News articles on Connecticut reopening today made mention of stores hanging up signs that read, "No shoes, no shirt, no mask, NO SERVICE."
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Re: Coronavirus humor (non political)
« Reply #98 on: May 21, 2020, 10:48:53 AM »
https://nypost.com/2020/05/20/nurse-disciplined-for-wearing-only-bra-and-panties-under-ppe-gown/

Russia appears to be developing excellent patient care protocols
« Last Edit: May 21, 2020, 11:07:00 AM by jesmu84 »
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Re: Coronavirus humor (non political)
« Reply #99 on: May 21, 2020, 10:51:55 AM »
Quote from: jesmu84 on May 21, 2020, 10:48:53 AM
https://nypost.com/2020/05/20/nurse-disciplined-for-wearing-only-bra-and-panties-under-ppe-gown/

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How much caffeine?     Does it come in diet?     And, since it is Russian based, is it safe to have near a 5G tower?
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It is better to be fearless and cheerful than cheerless and fearful.
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