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Author Topic: Coronavirus humor (non political)  (Read 31736 times)

tower912

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Re: Coronavirus humor (non political)
« Reply #50 on: April 27, 2020, 01:19:55 PM »
When they come out with Clorox gummies, I am in!
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Luke 6:45   ...A good man produces goodness from the good in his heart; an evil man produces evil out of his store of evil.   Each man speaks from his heart's abundance...

It is better to be fearless and cheerful than cheerless and fearful.

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Re: Coronavirus humor (non political)
« Reply #51 on: April 27, 2020, 01:42:07 PM »
That's not non political, but it is amusing!

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Re: Coronavirus humor (non political)
« Reply #52 on: April 27, 2020, 08:37:19 PM »

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Re: Coronavirus humor (non political)
« Reply #53 on: April 27, 2020, 09:13:34 PM »
Based on my personal observation, the prize so far for the most convoluted "in these unprecedented times" ad goes to Leaf Filter, whose product prevents leaves from getting into your gutters. I will sleep better tonight knowing that they care.
Have some patience, FFS.

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Re: Coronavirus humor (non political)
« Reply #54 on: April 29, 2020, 10:23:46 AM »
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5iqjGCLXQyA

Not specifically COVID humor, but after seeing this, I can no longer watch a press briefing with somebody doing sign language behind the speaker.   
Luke 6:45   ...A good man produces goodness from the good in his heart; an evil man produces evil out of his store of evil.   Each man speaks from his heart's abundance...

It is better to be fearless and cheerful than cheerless and fearful.

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Re: Coronavirus humor (non political)
« Reply #55 on: April 29, 2020, 06:56:40 PM »
Divorce.   My wife is currently not speaking to me as I am not taking COVID seriously enough.   Ironies abound.

Thou shall not COVID thy neighbors wife, eh?

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Re: Coronavirus humor (non political)
« Reply #56 on: April 30, 2020, 05:37:25 PM »
Too good not to share.

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Re: Coronavirus humor (non political)
« Reply #57 on: May 01, 2020, 02:15:30 PM »

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Re: Coronavirus humor (non political)
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Re: Coronavirus humor (non political)
« Reply #60 on: May 02, 2020, 11:46:47 AM »

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Re: Coronavirus humor (non political)
« Reply #61 on: May 02, 2020, 04:02:49 PM »
Drinking game proposal:.  Every time you hear "in these uncertain times" you drink.   Most will be passed out by lunchtime.
Luke 6:45   ...A good man produces goodness from the good in his heart; an evil man produces evil out of his store of evil.   Each man speaks from his heart's abundance...

It is better to be fearless and cheerful than cheerless and fearful.

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Re: Coronavirus humor (non political)
« Reply #62 on: May 02, 2020, 04:07:06 PM »
Drinking game proposal:.  Every time you hear "in these uncertain times" you drink.   Most will be passed out by lunchtime.

Lunch?  I’d be on my fifth mimosa by 7:30.
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Re: Coronavirus humor (non political)
« Reply #63 on: May 02, 2020, 06:59:35 PM »
Bonus shots for “we are in uncharted waters.”
Ludum habemus.

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Re: Coronavirus humor (non political)
« Reply #64 on: May 02, 2020, 07:51:12 PM »
that game is probably a safer way to avoid alcohol poisoning than the alternative drinking game: "...I'm not a doctor, but..."

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Re: Coronavirus humor (non political)
« Reply #65 on: May 02, 2020, 08:05:53 PM »
Luke 6:45   ...A good man produces goodness from the good in his heart; an evil man produces evil out of his store of evil.   Each man speaks from his heart's abundance...

It is better to be fearless and cheerful than cheerless and fearful.

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Re: Coronavirus humor (non political)
« Reply #66 on: May 02, 2020, 09:45:15 PM »

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Re: Coronavirus humor (non political)
« Reply #68 on: May 02, 2020, 10:43:59 PM »
Rocket Trigger Warning (wild that saying this would trigger anyone, but it's the world we live in): Black Lives Matter

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Re: Coronavirus humor (non political)
« Reply #69 on: May 03, 2020, 07:03:08 AM »
Over my dead body.

**pops a cialis.**

Save the Cialis. I got you fam.


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Re: Coronavirus humor (non political)
« Reply #70 on: May 03, 2020, 07:12:29 AM »
Retire0, I didn't realize that you were into bears.
Have some patience, FFS.

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Re: Coronavirus humor (non political)
« Reply #71 on: May 03, 2020, 07:43:51 AM »
Retire0, I didn't realize that you were into bears.

Bearskin rugs are luxurious

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Re: Coronavirus humor (non political)
« Reply #72 on: May 03, 2020, 09:02:44 AM »
Not from first hand experience, but isn't that picture of Burt hanging in the women's bathroom at the Safehouse?

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Re: Coronavirus humor (non political)
« Reply #73 on: May 03, 2020, 01:08:26 PM »
Not from first hand experience, but isn't that picture of Burt hanging in the women's bathroom at the Safehouse?

I don't know about now, but it certainly was in the eighties.

His crotchal area was covered with a little "door" shaped like a heart.  If you opened the door, lights around the outside of the ladies' room door blinked.  When you came out of the ladies' room, everyone knew that you looked.
Have some patience, FFS.

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Re: Coronavirus humor (non political)
« Reply #74 on: May 05, 2020, 10:16:47 AM »
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