Author Topic: Coronavirus humor (non political) (Read 32074 times)

jesmu84 · « **Reply #100 on:** May 21, 2020, 11:07:06 AM »

Quote from: tower912 on May 21, 2020, 10:51:55 AM

How much caffeine? Does it come in diet? And, since it is Russian based, is it safe to have near a 5G tower?

Nice.

tower912 · « **Reply #101 on:** May 21, 2020, 11:16:47 AM »

mu_hilltopper · « **Reply #102 on:** May 21, 2020, 01:40:08 PM »

Well, here's the bright side of COVID:

https://www.whichcar.com.au/news/the-cannonball-run-record-has-been-obliterated

MU Fan in Connecticut · « **Reply #103 on:** May 21, 2020, 01:52:53 PM »

Quote from: mu_hilltopper on May 21, 2020, 01:40:08 PM

Well, here's the bright side of COVID:

https://www.whichcar.com.au/news/the-cannonball-run-record-has-been-obliterated

Next time we're Methodists.

GooooMarquette · « **Reply #104 on:** May 21, 2020, 02:21:21 PM »

Quote from: jesmu84 on May 21, 2020, 10:48:53 AM

https://nypost.com/2020/05/20/nurse-disciplined-for-wearing-only-bra-and-panties-under-ppe-gown/

Russia appears to be developing excellent patient care protocols

Love it! My favorite quote: “Well done, she raised the mood of the patients.”

Indeed.

Galway Eagle · « **Reply #105 on:** May 21, 2020, 02:23:35 PM »

Quote from: GooooMarquette on May 21, 2020, 02:21:21 PM

Love it! My favorite quote: “Well done, she raised the mood of the patients.”

Indeed.

She raised more than that judging by the guys face behind her

mu_hilltopper · « **Reply #106 on:** May 24, 2020, 10:20:01 PM »

Frenns Liquor Depot · « **Reply #107 on:** May 25, 2020, 08:34:34 AM »

Quote from: mu_hilltopper on May 24, 2020, 10:20:01 PM

It’s not like there isn’t precedent here

https://www.washingtonpost.com/health/medical-mysteries/this-familys-repeated-strep-throat-infections-frustrated-their-doctors/2020/05/22/ddbaac56-7f1c-11ea-a3ee-13e1ae0a3571_story.html

mu_hilltopper · « **Reply #108 on:** May 25, 2020, 09:04:34 AM »

Quote from: Frenns Liquor Depot on May 25, 2020, 08:34:34 AM

It’s not like there isn’t precedent here

https://www.washingtonpost.com/health/medical-mysteries/this-familys-repeated-strep-throat-infections-frustrated-their-doctors/2020/05/22/ddbaac56-7f1c-11ea-a3ee-13e1ae0a3571_story.html

That is nuts, thanks for posting. .. about 3 years ago, my wife got Strep 6 times in ~7 months. Eventually a family friend and ENT doc, suggested our two boys get tested. Sure enough, they were asymptomatic carriers. We gave them antibiotics and my wife never got it again.

Also, I have a cat. Never thought about the possibility.

pbiflyer · « **Reply #109 on:** May 29, 2020, 09:49:12 PM »

Monkey steals COVID-19 blood samples from a lab technician in India

https://www.livescience.com/monkey-steals-covid-19-blood-samples.html

A monkey attacked a lab technician on the campus of a medical school in India and ran away with blood samples from three patients infected with COVID-19.

The robbed lab technician, meanwhile, took video with his phone of the incident. After snatching the samples and other medical items, the video reveals, the monkey clambered up a nearby tree; that video, which was shared on social media, also shows the animal gnawing on what look like surgical gloves, Indian news outlet NDTV reported.

jesmu84 · « **Reply #110 on:** May 31, 2020, 09:46:30 AM »

https://youtu.be/cG7xB5vyt2U

warriorchick · « **Reply #111 on:** June 02, 2020, 07:20:25 PM »

https://www.cracked.com/pictofacts-1739-surprising-funny-moments-in-this-mess/

TSmith34, Inc. · « **Reply #112 on:** June 04, 2020, 06:48:24 PM »

Trump's Bleach Moment Now Seeming Like Career High Point

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Donald J. Trump’s widely ridiculed musing about the healing powers of household disinfectants now seems like a career high point, according to prominent historians.

While Trump’s suggestion that ingesting bleach could treat the coronavirus appeared, at the time, to be a catastrophic misstep, his actions in recent days have forced many historians to revise that assessment, Davis Logsdon, a Presidential historian, said.

“This week, we’ve seen Trump tear-gas peaceful protesters, offend religious leaders by using a Bible as a prop, and threaten to use the military against the American people,” Logsdon said. “In retrospect, suggesting that people ingest Clorox and put ultraviolet lights inside their bodies seems like the act of a responsible public servant.”

Logsdon added that, with unrest roiling the nation and unemployment soaring to levels not seen since the Great Depression, “Trump’s best bet may be to remind the American people, ‘I’m the man who told you to drink bleach.’ ”

“All things considered, that may be his finest hour,” the historian said.

https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/trumps-bleach-moment-now-seeming-like-career-high-point

tower912 · « **Reply #113 on:** June 04, 2020, 07:33:31 PM »

Political.

mu_hilltopper · « **Reply #114 on:** June 05, 2020, 02:35:50 PM »

/kisses fingers

https://twitter.com/PeaDeeKay/status/1268376043011833856

GooooMarquette · « **Reply #115 on:** June 22, 2020, 11:33:53 PM »

A simple mistake, or is the statement a CYA move by the team?

Yes, Those Were Sex Dolls Cheering On a South Korean Soccer Team

https://www.nytimes.com/2020/05/18/world/asia/south-korea-sex-dolls-soccer.html

The club FC Seoul apologized on Monday after what it believed were ordinary mannequins — quickly recognized by many fans as sex dolls — were placed in the stands for a match against Gwangju FC.

Some on social media noted the telltale signs, like the business logos for sex toy marketers on the dolls’ clothing, or their strikingly buxom physiques. Of the roughly two dozen dolls in the stands, nearly all were women.

“We had tried to add some fun in the no-spectator match,” FC Seoul said in a statement. “But we have not checked all the details, and that is clearly our fault.”

pbiflyer · « **Reply #116 on:** June 24, 2020, 05:53:42 PM »

pbiflyer · « **Reply #117 on:** June 25, 2020, 07:04:24 PM »

Perfect!

Spotcheck Billy · « **Reply #118 on:** July 01, 2020, 02:54:30 PM »

With all the talk about wearing masks or not wearing them, I will admit I was very annoyed the first time people were telling me that I should wear a face covering while out in public. This was in 1998 !

I get no respect, no respect at all I tell ya.

pbiflyer · « **Reply #119 on:** July 16, 2020, 11:26:55 AM »

Pakuni · « **Reply #120 on:** July 31, 2020, 11:55:54 AM »

https://twitter.com/i/status/1288360748104597505

Spotcheck Billy · « **Reply #121 on:** August 06, 2020, 08:08:50 AM »

pbiflyer · « **Reply #122 on:** August 06, 2020, 09:29:07 AM »

Hards Alumni · « **Reply #123 on:** August 10, 2020, 05:45:52 PM »

warriorchick · « **Reply #124 on:** August 15, 2020, 10:50:45 AM »

I'd tell a Covid-19 joke, but the overwhelming majority of you won't get it.

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Author Topic: Coronavirus humor (non political) (Read 32074 times)