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Author Topic: Coronavirus humor (non political)  (Read 32059 times)

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Re: Coronavirus humor (non political)
« Reply #125 on: August 15, 2020, 11:11:06 AM »
I'd tell a Covid-19 joke, but the overwhelming majority of you won't get it.

I bet that joke killed in NYC.

apologies if that was too dark of a joke.

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Re: Coronavirus humor (non political)
« Reply #126 on: August 15, 2020, 11:46:04 AM »
NM
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Re: Coronavirus humor (non political)
« Reply #127 on: August 18, 2020, 05:09:56 PM »
I'd tell a Covid-19 joke, but the overwhelming majority of you won't get it.
Herman Caine got it.

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Re: Coronavirus humor (non political)
« Reply #128 on: September 18, 2020, 06:41:22 PM »
Have a great weekend everybody


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Re: Coronavirus humor (non political)
« Reply #129 on: October 20, 2020, 07:11:30 PM »
PANDEMIC:

DEM, surrounded by PANIC.

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Re: Coronavirus humor (non political)
« Reply #130 on: October 20, 2020, 07:51:37 PM »
Probably the only one keeping a level head.


Not bad, though
Luke 6:45   ...A good man produces goodness from the good in his heart; an evil man produces evil out of his store of evil.   Each man speaks from his heart's abundance...

It is better to be fearless and cheerful than cheerless and fearful.

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Re: Coronavirus humor (non political)
« Reply #131 on: October 20, 2020, 08:04:19 PM »
Probably the only one keeping a level head.


Not bad, though

You pretty much always do.

Keeping one’s sense of humor (and sense of smell) is key.


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Re: Coronavirus humor (non political)
« Reply #132 on: October 27, 2020, 02:54:46 PM »

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Re: Coronavirus humor (non political)
« Reply #133 on: October 27, 2020, 10:35:28 PM »
Well that's awesome.

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Re: Coronavirus humor (non political)
« Reply #134 on: November 02, 2020, 03:26:17 PM »
21st Century Covidman

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Re: Coronavirus humor (non political)
« Reply #135 on: November 09, 2020, 08:04:09 AM »
As the US hits 10-million cases (world first, suck it!) it's time to break out this oldie-but-a-goodie

<a href="https://www.youtube.com/v/m2s0nB2VPvs" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer" class="bbc_link bbc_flash_disabled new_win">https://www.youtube.com/v/m2s0nB2VPvs</a>

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Re: Coronavirus humor (non political)
« Reply #136 on: November 09, 2020, 08:32:38 AM »
This is the 12 person list of President Biden's COVID-19 Advisory Board:

https://twitter.com/ddale8/status/1325800445193949184?s=19

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Re: Coronavirus humor (non political)
« Reply #137 on: November 09, 2020, 10:13:17 AM »
This is the 12 person list of President Biden's COVID-19 Advisory Board:

https://twitter.com/ddale8/status/1325800445193949184?s=19

Man is competence boring. I'm going to miss the releases with task forces comprised of like, the Flex Seal guy, Danny Bonaduce, and Dale (but not Chip) from Chip and Dale's Rescue Rangers.

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Re: Coronavirus humor (non political)
« Reply #138 on: November 09, 2020, 12:49:45 PM »
This is the 12 person list of President Biden's COVID-19 Advisory Board:

https://twitter.com/ddale8/status/1325800445193949184?s=19
Glad to see competence is rewarded and Dr. Bright is back.
If you think for one second that I am comparing the USA to China you have bumped your hard.

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Re: Coronavirus humor (non political)
« Reply #139 on: November 09, 2020, 12:51:09 PM »
Man is competence boring. I'm going to miss the releases with task forces comprised of like, the Flex Seal guy, Danny Bonaduce, and Dale (but not Chip) from Chip and Dale's Rescue Rangers.
So weird to see expertise and competence being the key criteria rather than personal and unquestioning loyalty.
If you think for one second that I am comparing the USA to China you have bumped your hard.

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Re: Coronavirus humor (non political)
« Reply #140 on: February 10, 2021, 01:26:25 AM »
I'm here live, I'm not a cat...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lGOofzZOyl8

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Re: Coronavirus humor (non political)
« Reply #141 on: February 10, 2021, 01:55:45 AM »
I'm here live, I'm not a cat...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lGOofzZOyl8

I can’t stop watching that. The eyes when the filter is first mention have me rolling.

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Re: Coronavirus humor (non political)
« Reply #142 on: February 10, 2021, 02:06:52 AM »
I can’t stop watching that. The eyes when the filter is first mention have me rolling.

I've watched it several times tonight, and it gets better every time.  You watch the other two guys react (put the glasses on, lol), and I'm amazed they don't bust out laughing.  Even better that the judge is the one that actually knows about filters.  One of the first few comments "That's exactly what a cat would say".  All of it made my day.
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Re: Coronavirus humor (non political)
« Reply #143 on: February 10, 2021, 09:28:45 AM »
I've watched it several times tonight, and it gets better every time.  You watch the other two guys react (put the glasses on, lol), and I'm amazed they don't bust out laughing.  Even better that the judge is the one that actually knows about filters.  One of the first few comments "That's exactly what a cat would say".  All of it made my day.

Agreed. My work day was super long and stressful yesterday. Found that same video late last night, watched it several times and couldn't stop laughing...forgot about a long stressful day.

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Re: Coronavirus humor (non political)
« Reply #144 on: February 10, 2021, 09:37:30 AM »
That is great
Maigh Eo for Sam

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Re: Coronavirus humor (non political)
« Reply #145 on: April 30, 2021, 08:27:39 AM »
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Re: Coronavirus humor (non political)
« Reply #146 on: December 30, 2021, 11:23:02 AM »

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Re: Coronavirus humor (non political)
« Reply #147 on: December 30, 2021, 11:25:07 AM »
I heard Cookie Monster tested positive for Covid.  Apparently he has the OMN OMN OMN-nicron variant.
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Re: Coronavirus humor (non political)
« Reply #148 on: December 30, 2021, 10:26:32 PM »
OMN my God, wow - very unfunny. Did your neighbor’s kid bring that one home from pre school?

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Re: Coronavirus humor (non political)
« Reply #149 on: December 31, 2021, 07:04:52 AM »
OMN my God, wow - very unfunny. Did your neighbor’s kid bring that one home from pre school?

Close.  My fifth grade nephew told it to me at Christmas.
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