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[GooooMarquette]

What is the daily recommended dose of mayonnaise?

Zero.

[ZiggysFryBoy]

What is the daily recommended dose of mayonnaise?

6 slices of bacon
2 liberally slathered piece of toast w/ mayo
lettuce
tomato

so 3 big knife-fuls

[TAMU, Knower of Ball]

What is the daily recommended dose of mayonnaise?

Zero.

Correct

[warriorchick]

Correct

 



Undercover Brother, is that you?

Very underrated movie, BTW.

[Bocephys]

What is the daily recommended dose of mayonnaise?

In the UK they call it Salad Cream, which is always unsettling to me.

[warriorchick]

In the UK they call it Salad Cream, which is always unsettling to me.

They also eat something called Clotted Cream, which sound absolutely disgusting.

[GooooMarquette]

They also eat something called Clotted Cream, which sound absolutely disgusting.

Sounds disgusting, but is actually quite good with scones and preserves. It is similar to whipped cream, but without the added sugar.

And it is VERY different from mayonnaise/salad cream....

[warriorchick]

Sounds disgusting, but is actually quite good with scones and preserves. It is similar to whipped cream, but without the added sugar.

And it is VERY different from mayonnaise/salad cream....

I know what it is.

It was obviously named by the same marketing firm that came up with the Strange Flavored Chicken they serve in Chinese restaurants.

[Spotcheck Billy]

They also eat something called Clotted Cream Spotted Dick, which sound absolutely disgusting.

[ZiggysFryBoy]

Correct

Man up, Tami!  Eat your mayo!

I just grabbed a package from the fridge at work and took a shot.

[Dr. Blackheart]

Man up, Tami!  Eat your mayo!

I just grabbed a package from the fridge at work and took a shot.

[mu_hilltopper]

I worked at a grocery store and one day a non-United States lady asked where the "mennis" was.  I had her repeat it 3-4 times, got another guy involved, "where do we stock the mennis?"

Maybe the 10th time she said it we guessed "mayonnaise."

[ZiggysFryBoy]

I worked at a grocery store and one day a non-United States lady asked where the "mennis" was.  I had her repeat it 3-4 times, got another guy involved, "where do we stock the mennis?"

Maybe the 10th time she said it we guessed "mayonnaise."

https://www.youtube.com/v/GFX8XP2mGQw?rel=0

(Can someone embed this?)

[real chili 83]

Mayo and red delicious

[Frenns Liquor Depot]

Mayo and red delicious

Todd or Hellmann's

[ZiggysFryBoy]

Todd or Hellmann's

What's a red Todd?

(Besides Dr Blackheart's johnson.)

[Spotcheck Billy]

I thought the only good mayo was Dukes?

[mu_hilltopper]

Ok, I need to get something off my chest.

The Hostess Snack Size Fruit Pies are effing bogus.  It's like one bite and they're done.   It's a good bite, yes, but just one. 

This is America for crying out loud.  Send that weak ass one bite fruit pie back to Canada. 

[barfolomew]

Ok, I need to get something off my chest.

The Hostess Snack Size Fruit Pies are effing bogus.  It's like one bite and they're done.   It's a good bite, yes, but just one. 

This is America for crying out loud.  Send that weak ass one bite fruit pie back to Canada. 

To avoid having to get it off your chest, stop eating them lying down.
And put a shirt on for God's sake.

[mu_hilltopper]

To avoid having to get it off your chest, stop eating them lying down.
And put a shirt on for God's sake.

This is America, I will eat my full sized fruit pie lying down with or without a shirt.   

[Herman Cain]

https://twitter.com/chosenJAUN/status/1003468575766667264

[GooooMarquette]

Ok, I need to get something off my chest.

The Hostess Snack Size Fruit Pies are effing bogus.  It's like one bite and they're done.   It's a good bite, yes, but just one. 

This is America for crying out loud.  Send that weak ass one bite fruit pie back to Canada. 

Snack size ANYTHING is bogus. You need about six to have a legitimate snack.

[GGGG]

I'm more appalled that topper eats Hostess Fruit Pies.  If I'm blowing calories on Hostess Snacks, it is going to be in the following order:

1. Ding Dongs
2. Ho Hos
3. Cupcakes
4. Frosted Donettes (preferably chocolate)
5. Zingers (preferably chocolate)
6. Mini Muffins (blueberry)
7. Twinkies
8. Suzy Qs
9. Fruit Pies
10. Sno Balls

[GGGG]

And by the way, since my wife does most of the shopping, she prefers Little Debbies to Hostess.  Which I think is pure and utter crap.  (I do like their Fudge Rounds however.)

[StillAWarrior]

I'm more appalled that topper eats Hostess Fruit Pies.  If I'm blowing calories on Hostess Snacks, it is going to be in the following order:

1. Ding Dongs
2. Ho Hos
3. Cupcakes
4. Frosted Donettes (preferably chocolate)
1.5 Raspberry Zingers (preferably chocolate)
2.6 Mini Muffins (blueberry)
7. Twinkies
8. Suzy Qs
9. Fruit Pies
10. Sno Balls

There.  I fixed it for you.