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[Spotcheck Billy]

The year is 2024 and the United States has just elected the first woman as President of the United States.

A few days after the election the president-elect calls her father
in Milwaukee and asks, "So, Dad, I assume you will be coming to my
inauguration?"

"I don't think so. It's a long drive; your mom isn't as young as
she used to be, we'll have the dog with us, and my arthritis is acting
up in my knee."

"Don't worry about it, Dad. I'll send Air Force One or another
support aircraft to pick you up and take you home, and a limousine will
pick you up at your door," she said.

"I don't know. Everybody will be so fancy. What would your mother wear?"

"Oh, Dad," she replied, "I'll make sure she has a wonderful gown custom-made by one of the best designers in New York."

"Honey," Dad complained, "You know we can't eat those rich foods
you and your friends like to eat."

The President-elect responded, "Don't worry, Dad. The entire affair is going to be handled by the best caterer in D.C. and I'll ensure your meals are salt-free. Dad, I really want you to come."

So her parents reluctantly agreed, and on January 24, 2024
arrived to see their daughter sworn in as President of the United States.

The parents are seated in the front row. The President's dad sees that a Senator is sitting next to him and whispers, "You see that woman up there with her hand on the Bible,
becoming President of the United States?

The Senator whispered in reply, "Yes, sir, I sure do."

Dad says proudly, "Her brother plays football for the Green Bay Packers."

[GGGG]

So what is the most important federal court case in our country's history?  Brown v. Board of Education?  Marbury v. Madison? 

I DARE SAY NO!

http://www.ca5.uscourts.gov/opinions/pub/03/03-30625-CV0.wpd.pdf

Page 3 gives a very detailed statement of facts that summarizes it nicely.

[CTWarrior]

If the original fart killed everyone, how can there be a sequel in which it kills more people? This one goes right up there with The Neverending Story 2.

How many Final Fantasies are they up to now?

[GooooMarquette]

So what is the most important federal court case in our country's history?  Brown v. Board of Education?  Marbury v. Madison? 

I DARE SAY NO!

http://www.ca5.uscourts.gov/opinions/pub/03/03-30625-CV0.wpd.pdf

Page 3 gives a very detailed statement of facts that summarizes it nicely.

It could be this one....

https://www.deseretnews.com/article/414175/INMATE-SUES-HIMSELF-FOR-5-MILLION.html

[🏀]

How many Final Fantasies are they up to now?

Who cares until they remake FF7?

[mu_hilltopper]

Today's challenge:

Work Count Chocula into a conversation.   Not the cereal, the man.

Report back.

[barfolomew]

Today's challenge:

Work Count Chocula into a conversation.   Not the cereal, the man.

Report back.

Minutes after I read this, someone who works for me walked into my office and said "I vant you to vitness this."
Did you tell him to say it like that, Topper?

[mu_hilltopper]

Minutes after I read this, someone who works for me walked into my office and said "I vant you to vitness this."
Did you tell him to say it like that, Topper?

Does he read Scoop?  He was setting you up.

[GooooMarquette]

Does he read Scoop?  He was setting you up.

Doesn't everyone read Scoop?

[Dr. Blackheart]

Doesn't everyone read Scoop?

Scoop is as big as MySpace

[Dr. Blackheart]

Do you check your phone while hizziting the skizzns?

http://philadelphia.cbslocal.com/2018/06/07/study-10-percent-people-checking-phone-during-sex/

[Juan Anderson's Mixtape]

Scoop is as big as MySpace

After the merger, it'll be MyScoop.

[GooooMarquette]

After the merger, it'll be MyScoop.

It'll be youuuuge!

[Newsdreams]

It'll be youuuuge!

Bigly beautiful!

[real chili 83]

Dang, 51 by Lake Superior tonight.

[GooooMarquette]

Dang, 51 by Lake Superior tonight.

Two seasons in Minnesota - July and winter.

And it ain't July yet...

[mu_hilltopper]

This guy wins the Beef N Cheddar award of the week:

* 76 years old dude - check
* Make America Horny Again hat - check
* At strip joint for 6 hours - check
* Skipping 33rd wedding anniversary - check

https://www.jsonline.com/story/news/politics/2018/06/08/two-nights-only-stormy-daniels-brings-national-tour-madison-milwaukee/681272002/

Marxen, 76, arrived at Silk Exotic with a few friends at 5:30 p.m. to get a good table by the stage. And by 11:30 p.m., he was determined to stay until Daniels signed a red baseball cap that read "Make America Horny Again."

But Marxen's enthusiasm was for Daniels' political implications, not for the show.

.. Marxen said, adding he hadn't been in a strip club in 40 years and was skipping celebrating his 33rd wedding anniversary with his wife...

[GooooMarquette]

This guy wins the Beef N Cheddar award of the week:

* 76 years old dude - check
* Make America Horny Again hat - check
* At strip joint for 6 hours - check
* Skipping 33rd wedding anniversary - check

https://www.jsonline.com/story/news/politics/2018/06/08/two-nights-only-stormy-daniels-brings-national-tour-madison-milwaukee/681272002/

Marxen, 76, arrived at Silk Exotic with a few friends at 5:30 p.m. to get a good table by the stage. And by 11:30 p.m., he was determined to stay until Daniels signed a red baseball cap that read "Make America Horny Again."

But Marxen's enthusiasm was for Daniels' political implications, not for the show.

.. Marxen said, adding he hadn't been in a strip club in 40 years and was skipping celebrating his 33rd wedding anniversary with his wife...

Not there for the show? Hadn't been in 40 years? He musta been the dude who read Playboy for the articles.

[real chili 83]

Is there a magazine still?

[warriorchick]

Is there a magazine still?

As of right now, yes.

[GooooMarquette]

As of right now, yes.

I would bet circulation went way down with all the internet porn out there. I wonder if refocusing solely on other content will help fuel a rebound or hasten its demise....

[naginiF]

I would bet circulation went way down with all the internet porn out there. I wonder if refocusing solely on other content will help fuel a rebound or hasten its demise....

I'd bet it's demise is 95% tied to the life span of male baby boomers....it was a dinosaur 25 years ago.

Or, the second James Caan dies they close shop

[NorthernDancerColt]

Do you check your phone while hizziting the skizzns?

http://philadelphia.cbslocal.com/2018/06/07/study-10-percent-people-checking-phone-during-sex/

What about during phone-sex?

Lumberg was known to check TPS reports and drink coffee I believe.

[warriorchick]

I would bet circulation went way down with all the internet porn out there.

[mu_hilltopper]

What is the daily recommended dose of mayonnaise?