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warriorchick

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Re: NM
« Reply #3275 on: June 04, 2018, 03:33:02 PM »
I got a million of 'em.  They pop up in my Facebook feed all the time.





I think my own kid wrote this next one:

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« Reply #3276 on: June 05, 2018, 05:36:08 PM »
My oldest daughter was early with her language skills. When she was about 18 months and starting to string simple sentences together, I was driving along with her back in the carseat.
A car cut us off so I had to slam on my brakes, and I heard this tiny voice from the backseat yell "son of a bitch!"

I have no idea where she would have learned such language.
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Re: NM
« Reply #3277 on: June 05, 2018, 09:33:09 PM »
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« Reply #3278 on: June 06, 2018, 08:23:08 AM »
Quote from: mu_hilltopper on June 05, 2018, 09:33:09 PM



The sequel is never as good as the original.
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Re: NM
« Reply #3279 on: June 06, 2018, 10:31:43 AM »
Quote from: GooooMarquette on June 06, 2018, 08:23:08 AM

The sequel is never as good as the original.

Yeah, but there were so many unanswered questions from the first one.
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« Reply #3280 on: June 06, 2018, 10:39:53 AM »
Quote from: mu_hilltopper on June 06, 2018, 10:31:43 AM
Yeah, but there were so many unanswered questions from the first one.

Spoiler alert:  Despite the accusations, it was not the dog.
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« Reply #3281 on: June 06, 2018, 10:54:18 AM »
Quote from: mu_hilltopper on June 05, 2018, 09:33:09 PM


I'm waiting for the prequel:  "Chalupa!"
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Re: NM
« Reply #3282 on: June 06, 2018, 11:22:53 AM »
Quote from: mu_hilltopper on June 05, 2018, 09:33:09 PM


Superbar!  Move this to the Doom thread
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« Reply #3283 on: June 06, 2018, 12:40:57 PM »
I say IHOP is becoming the International House of Bidets...a bathroom specialty store.

http://money.cnn.com/2018/06/06/investing/ihop-ihob/index.html

Your take?
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« Reply #3284 on: June 06, 2018, 12:45:38 PM »
Quote from: mu_hilltopper on June 05, 2018, 09:33:09 PM


If the original fart killed everyone, how can there be a sequel in which it kills more people? This one goes right up there with The Neverending Story 2.

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« Reply #3285 on: June 06, 2018, 12:47:26 PM »
Quote from: MerrittsMustache on June 06, 2018, 12:45:38 PM
If the original fart killed everyone, how can there be a sequel in which it kills more people? This one goes right up there with The Neverending Story 2.

2nd annual apocalypse, which BTW would be a great band name.
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« Reply #3286 on: June 06, 2018, 12:51:37 PM »
Quote from: MerrittsMustache on June 06, 2018, 12:45:38 PM
If the original fart killed everyone, how can there be a sequel in which it kills more people? This one goes right up there with The Neverending Story 2.

It's a misnomer. It only killed those within a 250-mile radius. Lots of sequels to go....
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« Reply #3287 on: June 06, 2018, 12:53:56 PM »
Quote from: Dr. Blackheart on June 06, 2018, 11:22:53 AM
Superbar!  Move this to the Doom thread

I totally thought about posting it in the Doom thread, but only non-fiction goes there.
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« Reply #3288 on: June 06, 2018, 01:03:08 PM »
Quote from: mu_hilltopper on June 06, 2018, 12:53:56 PM
I totally thought about posting it in the Doom thread, but only non-fiction goes there.

Wait! Those books are fictional?
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« Reply #3289 on: June 06, 2018, 01:10:34 PM »
The 2nd book was made into a movie!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tSEYT0LEOsw
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« Reply #3290 on: June 06, 2018, 01:13:16 PM »
Quote from: GooooMarquette on June 06, 2018, 12:40:57 PM
I say IHOP is becoming the International House of Bidets...a bathroom specialty store.

http://money.cnn.com/2018/06/06/investing/ihop-ihob/index.html

Your take?


I stayed in a hotel with a bidet last month, and I have absolutely no idea how to use such a thing.  And I really don't want to know.
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« Reply #3291 on: June 06, 2018, 01:30:05 PM »
Quote from: #bansultan on June 06, 2018, 01:13:16 PM

I stayed in a hotel with a bidet last month, and I have absolutely no idea how to use such a thing.  And I really don't want to know.

It's not a bubbler, in case you were wondering.
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Re: NM
« Reply #3292 on: June 06, 2018, 01:30:18 PM »
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« Reply #3293 on: June 06, 2018, 01:30:50 PM »
Quote from: warriorchick on June 06, 2018, 01:30:05 PM
It's not a bubbler, in case you were wondering.


Thanks.

I mean, I know what it's used *for,* but I just can't figure out the logistics.
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Re: NM
« Reply #3294 on: June 06, 2018, 02:34:38 PM »
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« Reply #3295 on: June 06, 2018, 02:59:49 PM »
Quote from: jsglow on June 06, 2018, 02:34:38 PM
Dig my six foot hole when Arby's follows suit.

That an outhouse hole?
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« Reply #3296 on: June 06, 2018, 04:46:44 PM »
Quote from: warriorchick on June 06, 2018, 01:30:05 PM
It's not a bubbler, in case you were wondering.

Wait - what!?!?
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Re: NM
« Reply #3297 on: June 06, 2018, 06:00:35 PM »
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« Reply #3298 on: June 06, 2018, 09:56:49 PM »
Quote from: Dr. Blackheart on June 06, 2018, 06:00:35 PM
Drinkers miss less work than those who abstain.  Eat Arby's. Drink Schnapps.

https://www.ajc.com/news/world/non-drinkers-more-likely-miss-more-work-than-moderate-drinkers-study-says/VoEAAumuUvGGRZGCfDp6xI/

Absolutely. There's more to be explored here in future generations.
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Re: NM
« Reply #3299 on: June 06, 2018, 10:08:37 PM »
Why can’t we smell our own farts???
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