NM

[warriorchick]

I got a million of 'em.  They pop up in my Facebook feed all the time.





I think my own kid wrote this next one:

[GooooMarquette]

My oldest daughter was early with her language skills. When she was about 18 months and starting to string simple sentences together, I was driving along with her back in the carseat.
A car cut us off so I had to slam on my brakes, and I heard this tiny voice from the backseat yell "son of a bitch!"

I have no idea where she would have learned such language.

[mu_hilltopper]

[GooooMarquette]

The sequel is never as good as the original.

[mu_hilltopper]

The sequel is never as good as the original.

Yeah, but there were so many unanswered questions from the first one.

[warriorchick]

Yeah, but there were so many unanswered questions from the first one.

Spoiler alert:  Despite the accusations, it was not the dog.

[StillAWarrior]

I'm waiting for the prequel:  "Chalupa!"

[Dr. Blackheart]

Superbar!  Move this to the Doom thread

[GooooMarquette]

I say IHOP is becoming the International House of Bidets...a bathroom specialty store.

http://money.cnn.com/2018/06/06/investing/ihop-ihob/index.html

Your take?

[MerrittsMustache]

If the original fart killed everyone, how can there be a sequel in which it kills more people? This one goes right up there with The Neverending Story 2.

[Its DJOver]

If the original fart killed everyone, how can there be a sequel in which it kills more people? This one goes right up there with The Neverending Story 2.

2nd annual apocalypse, which BTW would be a great band name.

[GooooMarquette]

If the original fart killed everyone, how can there be a sequel in which it kills more people? This one goes right up there with The Neverending Story 2.

It's a misnomer. It only killed those within a 250-mile radius. Lots of sequels to go....

[mu_hilltopper]

Superbar!  Move this to the Doom thread

I totally thought about posting it in the Doom thread, but only non-fiction goes there.

[GooooMarquette]

I totally thought about posting it in the Doom thread, but only non-fiction goes there.

Wait! Those books are fictional?

[mu_hilltopper]

The 2nd book was made into a movie!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tSEYT0LEOsw

[GGGG]

I say IHOP is becoming the International House of Bidets...a bathroom specialty store.

http://money.cnn.com/2018/06/06/investing/ihop-ihob/index.html

Your take?

I stayed in a hotel with a bidet last month, and I have absolutely no idea how to use such a thing.  And I really don't want to know.

[warriorchick]

I stayed in a hotel with a bidet last month, and I have absolutely no idea how to use such a thing.  And I really don't want to know.

It's not a bubbler, in case you were wondering.

[GGGG]

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/voraciously/wp/2018/06/06/kfc-will-experiment-with-faux-meat-fried-chicken-in-britain/?noredirect=on&utm_term=.7c5d008e8c70

[GGGG]

It's not a bubbler, in case you were wondering.

Thanks.

I mean, I know what it's used *for,* but I just can't figure out the logistics.

[jsglow]

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/voraciously/wp/2018/06/06/kfc-will-experiment-with-faux-meat-fried-chicken-in-britain/?noredirect=on&utm_term=.7c5d008e8c70

Dig my six foot hole when Arby's follows suit.

[🏀]

Dig my six foot hole when Arby's follows suit.

That an outhouse hole?

[GooooMarquette]

It's not a bubbler, in case you were wondering.

Wait - what!?!?

[Dr. Blackheart]

Drinkers miss less work than those who abstain.  Eat Arby's. Drink Schnapps.

https://www.ajc.com/news/world/non-drinkers-more-likely-miss-more-work-than-moderate-drinkers-study-says/VoEAAumuUvGGRZGCfDp6xI/

[🏀]

Drinkers miss less work than those who abstain.  Eat Arby's. Drink Schnapps.

https://www.ajc.com/news/world/non-drinkers-more-likely-miss-more-work-than-moderate-drinkers-study-says/VoEAAumuUvGGRZGCfDp6xI/

Absolutely. There's more to be explored here in future generations.

[real chili 83]

Why can't we smell our own farts???