Mbakwe

[spiral97]

Plate tectonics are caused by Mbakwe.  Every time he runs and plants his feet, plates are forced to realign themselves.

[TallTitan34]

Contrary to belief the Titanic did not hit an iceberg but rather Trevor Mbakwe.

[mu03eng]

Trevor's penis is huge....it fact it is so large his penis has it's own penis....which is still bigger than any of yours

[MUCrew]

Trevor's penis is huge....it fact it is so large his penis has it's own penis....which is still bigger than any of yours

Contrary to belief the Titanic did not hit an iceberg but rather Trevor Mbakwe.

Oh no...I think people are doubling up on Mbakwe lines!

[The Lens]

When TM craps, you get the Rocky Mountains, when TM pees you get Budwieser

[Pardner]

If Trevor Mbakwe attended West Virginia, Bob Huggins graduation rate would jump to 100% at ALL the schools he has ever coached to probation.  Not only that, Trevor would then pardon Huggies' players for ALL their crimes against humanity.

[spiral97]

Buzz Lightyear is Mbakwe's sidekick.

[ZiggysFryBoy]

This thread will end when Trevor Mbakwe says it's done. 

He hasn't said anything yet. 

[ChicosBailBonds]

There is no global warming...that's Trevor Mbakwe's mojo keeping things warm and toasty

[SoCalwarrior]

When Devin Hester returns a kick off, he imagines Mbakwe chasing him.  Mbakwe is not a Bears' fan.

[MonsterWebWarrior]

When Clark Kent needs power, he rips off his shirt and turns into Superman.  When Superman needs power he rips off his shirt and turns into Trevor Mbakwe.

[MonsterWebWarrior]

Trevor knows what you did last summer.

[ZiggysFryBoy]

Trevor knows what you did last summer.

Trevor also knows if you've been bad or good.  In fact, Trevor kicked Santa's ass and has hitched up the fat man to a harness and makes Santa fly Trevor around on Christmas Eve.  Trevor told Rudolph to take a hike.

Trevor also eats reindeers whole, cookies by the dozen, poops elves, manufactures the Wii, and, if you don't have a chimney, Trevor will just kick a hole in your roof.

Trevor is the reason for the season.

[mu03eng]

Once Trevor had to take a pee, and the only one who was told anything about it was some Noah guy.

[spiral97]

Trevor knows the sound of a tree falling in the woods when nobody is around.

[MarquetteFan94]

Trevor knows what Willis was talkin' about....

[AlumKCof93]

Trevor is the beef.

[patso]

Trevor is Sasquatch the Yeti and the Loch Ness monster

[Henry Sugar]

Trevor knows the sound of one hand clapping.  It's the sound of pain.

[mosarsour]

Trevor was Luke's father...

[MarquetteFan94]

I recently called a moving company after purchasing a new home.....four guys showed up on moving day....I opened the door, greeted them but was confused when I didn't see their truck.  So, I asked the obvious question, "how do you intend to move all of my belongings to my new home without a truck?"  The guy in charge turned without saying one word and pointed to the street......Trevor was standing there with a huge, sh;t eating grin, nodding and pointing to himself with his thumbs.  I just smiled back and walked back in the house knowing I was in good hands...literally.

[patso]

Trevor makes Wilt Chamberlain look like a choirboy

[SoCalwarrior]

Mbakwe was once on Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.

[patso]

Trevor always graciously gives the opponent the first three moves in Tic Tac Toe and he is still undefeated

[LastWarrior]

This is the most popular MUScoop thread of all-time... wow!!