Mbakwe

[FrennA]

Trevor created the giraffe, when he roundhouse kicked a horse in the chin.

[spiral97]

Jessica Simpson actually like Mbakwe.  That's why all the quarterbacks are so distracted.  But Mbakwe knows he can do better.

[mviale]

Is that Mbakwe in that red suit and sleigh?

[farmdaddy]

The National Weather service just issued a statement saying that all hurricanes will be named Trevor Mbakwe from now on.

[Henry Sugar]

Trevor is an expert in stucco, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Peru.

[BuzzSucksSucks]

Spiderman wears Trevor Mbakwe underwear.

[augoman]

what fun ! and I pray he's a tenth of this.

[The Lens]

Kevin O'Neill blushes around TM's vocab

[Seraph]

Trevor Mbakwe is hung like an infant:  8 lbs, 7 oz. and 22 inches long.

[ozmetal71]

In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Trevor Mbakwe.

[Pardner]

Trevor invented the internet, found the weapons of mass destruction (looked in the mirror, duh), and had Mbakwe with that woman, Ms. Lewinsky.

[ozmetal71]

When born, Trevor Mbakwe looked around and said to the terrified masses in the delivery room: "I am become death, the destroyer of worlds"

[mviale]

Trevor told crean to blow out the cupcakes

[patso]

Trevor can dunk without jumping. He beckons and the basket lowers.

[TallTitan34]

Contrary to belief Trevor Mbakwe delivers toys to children around the world on Christmas, not Santa Claus.  Trevor, being the modest man he is, allows Santa to take the credit.  Trevor gets the cookies though.  Trevor likes cookies.

[ZiggysFryBoy]

I think we should be careful.....

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20071222/wr_nm/norris_lawsuit_dc;_ylt=AlePnmcBUAo.pdlfDMujbTpk24cA

Of course, Trevor Mbakwe wouldn't sue poor Ian Spector, he'd eat him in one bite and spit out his bones. 

[TallTitan34]

Some kids piss their name in the snow. Trevor can piss his name into concrete.

[TallTitan34]

Once, while having sex in a tractor-trailer, part of Trevor's sperm escaped and got into the engine. We now know this truck as Optimus Prime.

[TallTitan34]

On a high school math test, Trevor put down "Violence" as every one of the answers. He got an A+ on the test because Trevor solves all his problems with Violence.

This was the problem with the NCAA clearinghouse.

[TallTitan34]

Trevor owns the greatest Poker Face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 World Series of Poker despite him holding just a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game Uno.

[TallTitan34]

Trevor was originally cast as the main character in 24, but was replaced by the producers when he managed to kill every terrorist and save the day in 12 minutes and 37 seconds.

[TallTitan34]

If it looks like chicken, tastes like chicken, and feels like chicken but Trevor says its beef, then it's beef.

[TallTitan34]

Trevor sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled basketball ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Trevor punched the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.

[TallTitan34]

Death once had a near-Mbakwe experience.

[TallTitan34]

Trevor puts the "laughter" in "manslaughtering" cupcakes.