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Title: Mbakwe
Post by: bananahammock on December 15, 2007, 05:49:53 PM
I noticed he wasn't on the bench today.  Anyone hear anything?
Title: Re: Mbakwe
Post by: MR.HAYWARD on December 16, 2007, 10:11:20 AM
Ok dude he was on the bench the whole game.

Title: Re: Mbakwe
Post by: mviale on December 16, 2007, 10:23:21 AM
Oh please -
Title: Re: Mbakwe
Post by: ToddPacker on December 16, 2007, 11:00:53 AM
I did not notice him on the bench either and there was a thread on the other board asking the same question.  I don't think the question was meant to stir up trouble.  I tried looking for him the entire game and did not see him.  Maybe my eyesight is failing me, but I could not find him.  If he was on the bench, where was he?  He is usually down near the end in seats, but he was not there this time.
Title: Re: Mbakwe
Post by: augoman on December 16, 2007, 03:29:52 PM
he was not on the bench.
Title: Re: Mbakwe
Post by: lovebaroney on December 16, 2007, 07:16:45 PM
he was not on the bench.

Crean probably let him go home for the entire break....no sense sitting on the bench for two cupcakes.
Title: Re: Mbakwe
Post by: bma725 on December 17, 2007, 09:08:02 PM
He was there on the bench tonight, jumping around and moving pretty well.
Title: Re: Mbakwe
Post by: TallTitan34 on December 17, 2007, 10:20:01 PM
If you check out my Dom behind the back pass thread you can see him in grey sweats on the bench jumping around.

http://www.muscoop.com/index.php?topic=5095.0 (http://www.muscoop.com/index.php?topic=5095.0)
Title: Re: Mbakwe
Post by: CTWarrior on December 18, 2007, 10:26:22 AM
I listened to the game on internet radio and at one point they made a comment about him jumping around excitedly on the bench.
Title: Re: Mbakwe
Post by: mviale on December 18, 2007, 11:25:00 AM
I heard he grew 5 inches too
Title: Re: Mbakwe
Post by: TallTitan34 on December 18, 2007, 11:28:40 AM
As much as I would love to have Trevor this season maybe the redshirt season isnt such a bad thing.  I know in high school his grades were in question so maybe this year will give him a chance to adapt to the college workload.  Hey a year off worked for Dwyane.

If you watch him before the game in warmups you can tell he wants to get out there and play!
Title: Re: Mbakwe
Post by: MUCrew on December 18, 2007, 11:29:17 AM
I heard that when he speaks, your ears bleed!  AND that he sneezes class 5 hurricanes!
Title: Re: Mbakwe
Post by: Sponge Ruiner! on December 18, 2007, 01:06:00 PM
In high school, Trevor was shot.

He'd show you the bullet hole, but his chest hair covers it up.
Title: Re: Mbakwe
Post by: SoCalwarrior on December 18, 2007, 01:31:40 PM
I heard he counted to infinity. Twice.
Title: Re: Mbakwe
Post by: MUCrew on December 18, 2007, 01:52:39 PM
It can get pretty brutal during practices at Marquette.  Sometimes Trevor has to wear a cup when he practices with the team.  He doesn't do so to protect himself from others...he does it to protect OTHERS from HIM.
Title: Re: Mbakwe
Post by: mu03eng on December 18, 2007, 02:27:24 PM
Trevor doesn't do push ups in practice by pushing up so much as he pushes the earth away from him
Title: Re: Mbakwe
Post by: FrennA on December 18, 2007, 02:34:43 PM

He doesn't sleep...........he waits!
Title: Re: Mbakwe
Post by: Pakuni on December 18, 2007, 03:02:36 PM
A rattlesnake once bit Trebor Mbakwe.
After five hours of excrutiating pain, the snake died.
Title: Re: Mbakwe
Post by: WashDCWarrior on December 18, 2007, 03:27:30 PM
I played Connect Four against Trevor, and he beat me.

In three turns.
Title: Re: Mbakwe
Post by: FrennA on December 18, 2007, 04:25:05 PM

When Trevor was born, he performed a cesarean section........when he round-house kicked his way out of his mothers' womb.
Title: Re: Mbakwe
Post by: tower912 on December 18, 2007, 04:45:26 PM
Tim Tebow wishes he was Trevor Mbakwe.
Title: Re: Mbakwe
Post by: AZWarrior on December 18, 2007, 04:56:25 PM
Every night before Osama bin Laden goes to sleep, he first checks under the bed for Mbakwe. 
Title: Re: Mbakwe
Post by: GOMU1104 on December 18, 2007, 05:40:49 PM
Mbakwe saved the manatees. Then he stiff armed them back on the endandered species list so they wouldnt get cocky.
Title: Re: Mbakwe
Post by: IAmMarquette on December 18, 2007, 05:57:10 PM
Mbakwe drives an ice cream truck made out of human skulls!
Title: Re: Mbakwe
Post by: Brew City on December 18, 2007, 06:00:04 PM
Trevor Mbawke is the reason Waldo is hiding.
Title: Re: Mbakwe
Post by: TallTitan34 on December 18, 2007, 07:05:52 PM
Trevor once bowled a 307 game.
Title: Re: Mbakwe
Post by: What-Would-Wade-Do on December 18, 2007, 07:10:22 PM
Mbakwe once walked down the street with an erections.....there were no survivors
Title: Re: Mbakwe
Post by: IAmMarquette on December 18, 2007, 07:12:21 PM
Mbakwe framed Roger Rabbit.
Title: Re: Mbakwe
Post by: spiral97 on December 18, 2007, 07:13:47 PM
Mbakwe is NASA's secret.. the space shuttle doesn't really launch off the pad, but rather they feed Mbakwe some beans and have him lay on his belly under it.
Title: Re: Mbakwe
Post by: spiral97 on December 18, 2007, 07:16:14 PM
Mbakwe supposedly sneezed once.. scientists have since come to call the event The Big Bang and are still trying to understand it.
Title: Re: Mbakwe
Post by: IAmMarquette on December 18, 2007, 07:18:20 PM
Mbakwe named the group Sha Na Na. They did NOT want to be called that.
Title: Re: Mbakwe
Post by: MU gimp ONE on December 18, 2007, 07:29:11 PM
Trevor is suing NBC because he first used "Law and Order" as the name of his right and left leg.
Title: Re: Mbakwe
Post by: Henry Sugar on December 18, 2007, 08:04:12 PM
Mbakwe once broke his nose on a backboard while dunking
Title: Re: Mbakwe
Post by: MUCrew on December 18, 2007, 10:15:13 PM
Mbakwe once broke his nose on a backboard while dunking

boooo....

hahaha
Title: Re: Mbakwe
Post by: SoCalwarrior on December 18, 2007, 10:20:46 PM
Mbakwe can slam a revolving door.
Title: Re: Mbakwe
Post by: mviale on December 18, 2007, 10:32:22 PM
I believe Mbakwe missed the game as the Pope needed his advice
Title: Re: Mbakwe
Post by: The Lens on December 18, 2007, 10:43:26 PM
Trevor once out drank Mike Deane
Title: Re: Mbakwe
Post by: MonsterWebWarrior on December 18, 2007, 10:48:14 PM
Steroids are made from Trevor Mbakwe.
Title: Re: Mbakwe
Post by: Pardner on December 18, 2007, 11:08:55 PM
Trevor hooked with Jamie Lynn...

http://www6.comcast.net/tv/articles/2007/12/19/People.Jamie.Lynn.Spears/
Title: Re: Mbakwe
Post by: MUViking on December 18, 2007, 11:20:01 PM
"Mbakwe" is Yoruba for "Omnipotent."
Title: Re: Mbakwe
Post by: Pakuni on December 18, 2007, 11:37:58 PM
Trevor Mbakwe doesn't shower.
He bathes in the tears of Marquette opponents.
Title: Re: Mbakwe
Post by: eagles11 on December 19, 2007, 12:32:01 AM
Mbakwe can make a woman climax by simply pointing at her and screaming "BOOYA!"
Title: Re: Mbakwe
Post by: spiral97 on December 19, 2007, 12:37:00 AM
When God finished work after the 6th day, he went to see Mbakwe to find out if he could have the 7th off.
Title: Re: Mbakwe
Post by: NateDoggMarq on December 19, 2007, 06:19:25 AM
Trevor Mbakwes Tears Cure Cancer:
To bad he never cries
Title: Re: Mbakwe
Post by: mu03eng on December 19, 2007, 07:21:17 AM
There is no such thing as extinction, there are merely species that Trevor continues to allow to live.
Title: Re: Mbakwe
Post by: Henry Sugar on December 19, 2007, 08:16:57 AM
Trevor once punched a magician.  That's right.  You heard me.
Title: Re: Mbakwe
Post by: FrennA on December 19, 2007, 08:29:03 AM

Trevor doesn't read, he simply stares down the words until he gets the information he needs.
Title: Re: Mbakwe
Post by: The Man in Gold on December 19, 2007, 08:38:25 AM
If you get 6 stars in Grand theft auto they call in Mbakwe. 

You don't want to get 6 stars.
Title: Re: Mbakwe
Post by: WashDCWarrior on December 19, 2007, 08:49:02 AM
Mbakwe lost his virginity before his dad did.
Title: Re: Mbakwe
Post by: AlumKCof93 on December 19, 2007, 09:30:41 AM
Mbakwe reminded ESPN that there are MLB teams besides the Yankees and Red Sox.  And they listened, for that night anyway.
Title: Re: Mbakwe
Post by: 77fan88warrior on December 19, 2007, 09:42:11 AM
Trevor found Osama Bin Laden and Jimmy Hoffa.
Title: Re: Mbakwe
Post by: mu03eng on December 19, 2007, 09:46:40 AM
Trevor CAN believe it's not butter
Title: Re: Mbakwe
Post by: MU05MUHS01 on December 19, 2007, 09:51:44 AM
Mbakwe Can divide by zero...
Title: Re: Mbakwe
Post by: Daniel on December 19, 2007, 09:59:02 AM
Mbakwe was strapped beneath a 747 this past summer and released at 30,000 feet, and with his wingspan, glided to a perfect landing - all while dribbling.
Title: Re: Mbakwe
Post by: mu03eng on December 19, 2007, 10:13:06 AM
Trevor brushes his teeth with a mixture of iron shavings, industrial paint remover, and wood-grain alcohol
Title: Re: Mbakwe
Post by: Pakuni on December 19, 2007, 10:21:11 AM
Before the Boogie Man goes to sleep, he checks under the bed for Trevor Mbakwe.
Title: Re: Mbakwe
Post by: AlumKCof93 on December 19, 2007, 10:40:44 AM
Mbakwe taught Belichek and Weis everything they knew about football  - and then told Weis to forget it all.
Title: Re: Mbakwe
Post by: MU gimp ONE on December 19, 2007, 10:43:51 AM
Trevor doesn't teabag girls... He potato sacs them.
Title: Re: Mbakwe
Post by: 4thAndState on December 19, 2007, 10:46:51 AM
UW believed they had a shot at beating us without Trevor. ;)
Title: Re: Mbakwe
Post by: 🏀 on December 19, 2007, 10:57:02 AM
Every morning Mbakwe scales the side of Straz Tower, raises the American Flag, shotguns an Old Milwaukee, and handglides back down.
Title: Re: Mbakwe
Post by: SoCalwarrior on December 19, 2007, 11:01:01 AM
Mbakwe's hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
Title: Re: Mbakwe
Post by: ZiggysFryBoy on December 19, 2007, 12:10:51 PM
Bear Grylls climbed mount everest on Trevor Mbakwe's back.  Mbakwe didn't need oxygen.  And climbed the whole damn thing in an hour.
Title: Re: Mbakwe
Post by: MU gimp ONE on December 19, 2007, 12:38:18 PM
Mbakwe created crop circles, because he thought that sometimes corn just needs to learn to lay the f**k down. 
Title: Re: Mbakwe
Post by: Shack on December 19, 2007, 01:44:51 PM
Trevor had sex with my wife.  She makes me sleep in a separate bedroom now. 
Title: Re: Mbakwe
Post by: 🏀 on December 19, 2007, 01:57:11 PM
Mbakwe won the 1997 Scripps-Howard National Spelling Bee.
Title: Re: Mbakwe
Post by: WashDCWarrior on December 19, 2007, 01:59:57 PM
Trevor does his grocery shopping at Home Depot
Title: Re: Mbakwe
Post by: Pakuni on December 19, 2007, 02:46:14 PM
Trevor Mbakwe knows the meaning of every word in the dictionary.
Except mercy.
Title: Re: Mbakwe
Post by: Doctor V on December 19, 2007, 03:20:40 PM
word has it that trevor routinely makes girls cry in pain by playing just the tip
Title: Re: Mbakwe
Post by: mosarsour on December 19, 2007, 03:25:49 PM
In Pamplona, Spain, the people may be running from the bulls, but the bulls are running from Trevor Mbakwe!
Title: Re: Mbakwe
Post by: TallTitan34 on December 19, 2007, 03:29:15 PM
Trevor Mbakwe is ranked 17th in the ESPN/Coaches Poll.
Title: Re: Mbakwe
Post by: MU gimp ONE on December 19, 2007, 03:31:47 PM
Trevor Mbakwe is ranked 17th in the ESPN/Coaches Poll.

it's true, i didn't believe it, but here's the proof

ESPN/USA Today Poll
 1. North Carolina (24) 9-0 759
 2. Memphis (4) 8-0 742
 3. Kansas (1) 10-0 713
 4. Georgetown (1) 8-0 668
 5. Texas (1) 10-0 638
 6. Washington State 9-0 611
 7. Duke 9-0 599
 8. UCLA 9-1 584
 9. Pittsburgh 10-0 507
10. Michigan State 9-1 480
11. Texas A&M 9-1 429
12. Tennessee 9-1 428
13. Marquette 7-1 414
14. Indiana 9-1 389
15. Clemson 8-0 333
16. Villanova 8-1 257
17. Trevor Mbakwe 10-0 249
18. Butler 9-1 241
19. Arizona 7-2 212
20. Gonzaga 8-2 191
21. Oregon 8-2 121
22. Miami (FL) 9-0 98
23. Brigham Young 9-2 86
24. Xavier 8-2 76
25. Stanford 8-1 56
Others Receiving Votes
Rhode Island 41, West Virginia 30, Louisville 24, California 22, Florida 20, Mississippi 15, Virginia 10, USC 9, Wisconsin 9, Saint Mary's 7, Arkansas 6, Dayton 1.
Dropped From Rankings
Louisville 20, Saint Mary's 24.
Title: Re: Mbakwe
Post by: TallTitan34 on December 19, 2007, 03:36:05 PM
Trevor was the one who let the dogs out.
Title: Re: Mbakwe
Post by: mosarsour on December 19, 2007, 03:39:04 PM
Trevor Mbakwe doesn't kill two birds with one stone. He kills all birds, with two stones. The ones in his pants.
Title: Re: Mbakwe
Post by: TallTitan34 on December 19, 2007, 03:50:23 PM
Trevor Mbakwe took home a glowing piece of the Aggro-Crag on Nickelodeon GUTS. He beat out 10-year-old Brian "The Dodger" Rogers and 9-year-old Sean "Smiley" Riley.
Title: Re: Mbakwe
Post by: TallTitan34 on December 19, 2007, 03:51:37 PM
One night, I was at a bar with Trevor Mbakwe, that son of a bitch. After taking fifty shots of vodka in two minutes, the great one said something that upset the bartender, so they threw us out. So what does Trevor do? He burns down the bar, walks through the rubble, and sits down in the chair he was in before. Long story short, he sat there for two years as they built the bar around him. When that was completed, he burnt that one down too and pissed on the remains.
Title: Re: Mbakwe
Post by: 🏀 on December 19, 2007, 04:53:38 PM
Mbakwe won the 2001 NASCAR Winston Cup Series Championship by peddling a tandom bicycle with Mike Ditka.
Title: Re: Mbakwe
Post by: ZiggysFryBoy on December 19, 2007, 05:53:39 PM
Mbakwe won the 2001 NASCAR Winston Cup Series Championship by peddling a tandom bicycle with Mike Ditka.

man that's a tough one.  Which leads into:

Who would win in a fight:  Coach Ditka or Trevor Mbakwe?

I don't think science has figured that one out yet.

Title: Re: Mbakwe
Post by: SoCalwarrior on December 19, 2007, 06:20:32 PM

Who would win in a fight:  Coach Ditka or Trevor Mbakwe?


Mbakwe in the 5th.
Title: Re: Mbakwe
Post by: MonsterWebWarrior on December 19, 2007, 07:07:47 PM
4 out of 5 dentists recommend Trevor Mbakwe.
Title: Re: Mbakwe
Post by: tomcrean4pres on December 19, 2007, 07:22:27 PM
Chuck Norris is Trevor Mbakwe's B*tch
Title: Re: Mbakwe
Post by: MonsterWebWarrior on December 19, 2007, 07:27:07 PM
Hugh Hefner said when he grew up he wanted to be Trevor Mbakwe.  Then he said mission accomplished.
Title: Re: Mbakwe
Post by: NateDoggMarq on December 19, 2007, 07:30:01 PM
Trevor Mbakwe took home a glowing piece of the Aggro-Crag on Nickelodeon GUTS. He beat out 10-year-old Brian "The Dodger" Rogers and 9-year-old Sean "Smiley" Riley.

This is the winner for greatest pop culture reference ever on a message board!!
AGRO CRAG HAHAHAHAH
Title: Re: Mbakwe
Post by: NateDoggMarq on December 19, 2007, 07:31:18 PM
I heard that Mbakwes Penis is only 2 inches........




FROM THE GROUND!!!
Title: Re: Mbakwe
Post by: ZiggysFryBoy on December 19, 2007, 08:22:17 PM
Who's better Mbakwe or God?

Trick question pretty boy, Mbakwe is God.
Title: Re: Mbakwe
Post by: ChicosBailBonds on December 19, 2007, 08:54:15 PM
Guess what?! I got a fever, and the only prescription... is more Mbakwe!
Title: Re: Mbakwe
Post by: MU gimp ONE on December 19, 2007, 09:32:18 PM
Trevor once watched an entire episode of 60 Minutes in 22 minutes including commercials
Title: Re: Mbakwe
Post by: MUCam on December 19, 2007, 10:10:08 PM
Trevor Mbakwe once dunked a basketball and it was worth two points.*







*Get it? Because it was worth two points and not one points, because Trevor said so and so it had to be and one points is worth less than two points and Trevor got the two points and he didn't get the three points, because he is Trevor and he didn't need three points because his beard is a fist that punches people out of this world and makes them cry, but Trevor doesn't cry he just hurts you by looking at you with his eyes that are actually punchers that punch you out and that never hurt him because he made hurt out of dirt the rib of Adam that he ate after running out of baby back ribs at Chili's because he roundhouse kicked the waiter's face off into oblivion. Get it?
Title: Re: Mbakwe
Post by: MUCrew on December 19, 2007, 10:16:45 PM
Trevor Mbakwe once dunked a basketball and it was worth two points.*







*Get it? Because it was worth two points and not one points, because Trevor said so and so it had to be and one points is worth less than two points and Trevor got the two points and he didn't get the three points, because he is Trevor and he didn't need three points because his beard is a fist that punches people out of this world and makes them cry, but Trevor doesn't cry he just hurts you by looking at you with his eyes that are actually punchers that punch you out and that never hurt him because he made hurt out of dirt the rib of Adam that he ate after running out of baby back ribs at Chili's because he roundhouse kicked the waiter's face off into oblivion. Get it?

I want to punch you for making me try to read that.  :P
Title: Re: Mbakwe
Post by: tomcrean4pres on December 19, 2007, 10:20:15 PM
I second the notion for punching him...
Title: Re: Mbakwe
Post by: FrennA on December 19, 2007, 10:22:43 PM

MUCAM, you're terrible!
Title: Re: Mbakwe
Post by: tomcrean4pres on December 19, 2007, 10:23:53 PM
He totally ruined the flow of this thread... we had a lot of funny posts and then bam his thread hit and now all i can focus on is how terrible that was...
Title: Re: Mbakwe
Post by: Daniel on December 19, 2007, 10:25:36 PM
Mbakwe would like to punch you out for posting that one....
Title: Re: Mbakwe
Post by: MUCam on December 19, 2007, 10:26:29 PM
Oh yeah, well....you are the one....roundhouse to the face....and terrible....and mean...and Trevor doesn't like you.....and....well....you.....um.....I think your brain has a shell on it...
Title: Re: Mbakwe
Post by: tomcrean4pres on December 19, 2007, 10:29:17 PM
Quote
Oh yeah, well....you are the one....roundhouse to the face....and terrible....and mean...and Trevor doesn't like you.....and....well....you.....um.....I think your brain has a shell on it...

I am utterly speechless
Title: Re: Mbakwe
Post by: MUCam on December 19, 2007, 10:29:44 PM
He totally ruined the flow of this thread... we had a lot of funny posts and then bam his thread hit and now all i can focus on is how terrible that was...

Oh yeah....um....Trevor once ruined a thread flow because he is the ruler and he is funny and.....bam you thread hitter.....

On a more serious note, I did hear that Trevor once broke his nose on a backboard....(BOOOOOO! HaHaHa)

Title: Re: Mbakwe
Post by: Oldgym on December 19, 2007, 10:41:13 PM
This much awesome cannot possibly be contained in one thread on MUScoop.
Title: Re: Mbakwe
Post by: SoCalwarrior on December 19, 2007, 10:52:01 PM
Mbakwe can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
Title: Re: Mbakwe
Post by: spiral97 on December 19, 2007, 11:11:23 PM
Every time there is an earthquake in California, Mbakwe rushes over and pulls the new island back together with the continental US.
Title: Re: Mbakwe
Post by: IAmMarquette on December 19, 2007, 11:21:12 PM
Mbakwe uses a live rattlesnake as a condom.
Title: Re: Mbakwe
Post by: IAmMarquette on December 19, 2007, 11:23:24 PM
Mbakwe hates Mexicans... And he's half Mexican... And he hates irony!
Title: Re: Mbakwe
Post by: MUCrew on December 19, 2007, 11:25:57 PM
This much awesome cannot possibly be contained in one thread on MUScoop.

Oh I beg to differ.  You're experiencing history....first hand!
Title: Re: Mbakwe
Post by: mu03eng on December 20, 2007, 12:51:40 AM
Trevor doesn't travel at the speed of light.......Light travels at the speed of Trevor Mbakwe
Title: Re: Mbakwe
Post by: TallTitan34 on December 20, 2007, 01:53:35 AM
The moderators are too afraid to lock this thread for fear of the wrath of Trevor Mbakwe.
Title: Re: Mbakwe
Post by: rocky_warrior on December 20, 2007, 02:11:55 AM
Trevor Mbakwe threads can't be locked.  In the entire world there's not a lock big enough to contain Trevor.
Title: Re: Mbakwe
Post by: rocky_warrior on December 20, 2007, 02:14:08 AM
When Trevor plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.
Title: Re: Mbakwe
Post by: ZiggysFryBoy on December 20, 2007, 07:46:35 AM
Trevor Mbakwe asks Alex Trebek the questions on Jeopardy!
Title: Re: Mbakwe
Post by: Henry Sugar on December 20, 2007, 07:51:37 AM
Trevor has the heart of an olympic champion.  He keeps it in his locker at the Al.
Title: Re: Mbakwe
Post by: muhoosier260 on December 20, 2007, 07:59:44 AM
There are no disabled people. Only people who have met Mbakwe.
Title: Re: Mbakwe
Post by: FrennA on December 20, 2007, 08:01:44 AM
Trevor is part Cherokee..........Seriously.  The man ate a f***ing Indian!
Title: Re: Mbakwe
Post by: Litehouse on December 20, 2007, 08:55:03 AM
Trevor's room at Humphrey Hall has no doors, only walls that he walks through.
Title: Re: Mbakwe
Post by: MUCrew on December 20, 2007, 09:12:53 AM
Trevor Mbakwe's penis is an NBA All-Star.  It has also been known to cure cancer.
Title: Re: Mbakwe
Post by: 🏀 on December 20, 2007, 09:54:18 AM
Last month, the United States Postal Service gave Mbakwe's penis its own zip code.
Title: Re: Mbakwe
Post by: FrennA on December 20, 2007, 09:55:47 AM
Trevor is responsible for the over-population problem in China.  Years ago he participated in a BBall tournament there and due to his ridiculous testosterone levels, he impregnated every woman located within a 5 mile radius of the gym.
Title: Re: Mbakwe
Post by: FrennA on December 20, 2007, 10:00:16 AM

The United States never dropped atomic bombs on Japan.  Trevor simply lept the Pacific and did a two-handed, two balled, slam dunk - One on a net in Nagasaki, the other on a net in Hiroshima.
Title: Re: Mbakwe
Post by: Strokin 3s on December 20, 2007, 10:22:51 AM
In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Trevor Mbakwe turned that wine into beer for all of us MU fans to enjoy in the Bradley Center.
Title: Re: Mbakwe
Post by: MU gimp ONE on December 20, 2007, 10:58:38 AM
Trevor doesn't wear a watch... He decides what time it is.
Title: Re: Mbakwe
Post by: 🏀 on December 20, 2007, 12:05:09 PM
Mbakwe can dunk from the three-point arc. He can dunk from the half court line with a running start.
Title: Re: Mbakwe
Post by: tower912 on December 20, 2007, 12:17:55 PM
Greg Oden AND Kevin Durant went to the NBA early to avoid playing Trevor for as long as they could.
Title: Re: Mbakwe
Post by: MU gimp ONE on December 20, 2007, 12:43:09 PM
Rocky was actually supposed to fight Trevor, but they realized rocky would never win.  So they picked Mr.T
Title: Re: Mbakwe
Post by: MUViking on December 20, 2007, 01:14:33 PM
When Meat Loaf sang, "I would do anything for love, but I won't do that," the "won't do that" referred to dissing Trevor Mbakwe.  Loaf wouldn't do that because he knew Mbakwe would be displeased.  Loaf is a smart man.  Displeasing Mbakwe is not worth love.
Title: Re: Mbakwe
Post by: muguru on December 20, 2007, 01:16:53 PM
And then Mbakwe said " LET THERE BE LIGHT"!! And there was light.
Title: Re: Mbakwe
Post by: SoCalwarrior on December 20, 2007, 01:20:50 PM
Mbakwe once visited the Virgin Islands.  Now they are just the Islands.
Title: Re: Mbakwe
Post by: WashDCWarrior on December 20, 2007, 02:21:41 PM
And then Mbakwe said " LET THERE BE LIGHT"!! And there was light.

Actually God said "Let there be Light."

Then Mbakwe told him to "Say Please."
Title: Re: Mbakwe
Post by: rocky_warrior on December 20, 2007, 02:23:16 PM
Marquette's basketball tag line this year is: All for one.  One for all.

And by "one" they mean Trevor Mbakwe.
Title: Re: Mbakwe
Post by: mosarsour on December 20, 2007, 02:24:50 PM
Mbakwe once visited the Virgin Islands.  Now they are just the Islands.

^^^ Best one yet!
Title: Re: Mbakwe
Post by: spiral97 on December 20, 2007, 02:28:40 PM
Plate tectonics are caused by Mbakwe.  Every time he runs and plants his feet, plates are forced to realign themselves.
Title: Re: Mbakwe
Post by: TallTitan34 on December 20, 2007, 03:00:33 PM
Contrary to belief the Titanic did not hit an iceberg but rather Trevor Mbakwe.
Title: Re: Mbakwe
Post by: mu03eng on December 20, 2007, 03:55:36 PM
Trevor's penis is huge....it fact it is so large his penis has it's own penis....which is still bigger than any of yours
Title: Re: Mbakwe
Post by: MUCrew on December 20, 2007, 04:27:56 PM
Trevor's penis is huge....it fact it is so large his penis has it's own penis....which is still bigger than any of yours

Contrary to belief the Titanic did not hit an iceberg but rather Trevor Mbakwe.

Oh no...I think people are doubling up on Mbakwe lines!

Title: Re: Mbakwe
Post by: The Lens on December 20, 2007, 05:17:36 PM
When TM craps, you get the Rocky Mountains, when TM pees you get Budwieser
Title: Re: Mbakwe
Post by: Pardner on December 20, 2007, 06:48:39 PM
If Trevor Mbakwe attended West Virginia, Bob Huggins graduation rate would jump to 100% at ALL the schools he has ever coached to probation.  Not only that, Trevor would then pardon Huggies' players for ALL their crimes against humanity.
Title: Re: Mbakwe
Post by: spiral97 on December 20, 2007, 06:53:15 PM
Buzz Lightyear is Mbakwe's sidekick.
Title: Re: Mbakwe
Post by: ZiggysFryBoy on December 20, 2007, 07:09:07 PM
This thread will end when Trevor Mbakwe says it's done. 

He hasn't said anything yet. 
Title: Re: Mbakwe
Post by: ChicosBailBonds on December 20, 2007, 07:21:54 PM
There is no global warming...that's Trevor Mbakwe's mojo keeping things warm and toasty
Title: Re: Mbakwe
Post by: SoCalwarrior on December 20, 2007, 07:34:51 PM
When Devin Hester returns a kick off, he imagines Mbakwe chasing him.  Mbakwe is not a Bears' fan.
Title: Re: Mbakwe
Post by: MonsterWebWarrior on December 20, 2007, 07:42:56 PM
When Clark Kent needs power, he rips off his shirt and turns into Superman.  When Superman needs power he rips off his shirt and turns into Trevor Mbakwe.
Title: Re: Mbakwe
Post by: MonsterWebWarrior on December 20, 2007, 08:10:28 PM
Trevor knows what you did last summer.
Title: Re: Mbakwe
Post by: ZiggysFryBoy on December 20, 2007, 08:43:21 PM
Trevor knows what you did last summer.

Trevor also knows if you've been bad or good.  In fact, Trevor kicked Santa's ass and has hitched up the fat man to a harness and makes Santa fly Trevor around on Christmas Eve.  Trevor told Rudolph to take a hike.

Trevor also eats reindeers whole, cookies by the dozen, poops elves, manufactures the Wii, and, if you don't have a chimney, Trevor will just kick a hole in your roof.

Trevor is the reason for the season.
Title: Re: Mbakwe
Post by: mu03eng on December 20, 2007, 10:31:02 PM
Once Trevor had to take a pee, and the only one who was told anything about it was some Noah guy.
Title: Re: Mbakwe
Post by: spiral97 on December 20, 2007, 10:51:29 PM
Trevor knows the sound of a tree falling in the woods when nobody is around.
Title: Re: Mbakwe
Post by: MarquetteFan94 on December 20, 2007, 11:49:33 PM
Trevor knows what Willis was talkin' about....
Title: Re: Mbakwe
Post by: AlumKCof93 on December 21, 2007, 09:20:17 AM
Trevor is the beef.
Title: Re: Mbakwe
Post by: patso on December 21, 2007, 09:30:09 AM
Trevor is Sasquatch the Yeti and the Loch Ness monster
Title: Re: Mbakwe
Post by: Henry Sugar on December 21, 2007, 09:34:34 AM
Trevor knows the sound of one hand clapping.  It's the sound of pain.
Title: Re: Mbakwe
Post by: mosarsour on December 21, 2007, 09:59:25 AM
Trevor was Luke's father...
Title: Re: Mbakwe
Post by: MarquetteFan94 on December 21, 2007, 11:18:13 AM
I recently called a moving company after purchasing a new home.....four guys showed up on moving day....I opened the door, greeted them but was confused when I didn't see their truck.  So, I asked the obvious question, "how do you intend to move all of my belongings to my new home without a truck?"  The guy in charge turned without saying one word and pointed to the street......Trevor was standing there with a huge, sh;t eating grin, nodding and pointing to himself with his thumbs.  I just smiled back and walked back in the house knowing I was in good hands...literally.
Title: Re: Mbakwe
Post by: patso on December 21, 2007, 11:40:53 AM
Trevor makes Wilt Chamberlain look like a choirboy
Title: Re: Mbakwe
Post by: SoCalwarrior on December 21, 2007, 12:23:11 PM
Mbakwe was once on Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.
Title: Re: Mbakwe
Post by: patso on December 21, 2007, 05:55:24 PM
Trevor always graciously gives the opponent the first three moves in Tic Tac Toe and he is still undefeated
Title: Re: Mbakwe
Post by: LastWarrior on December 21, 2007, 07:27:11 PM
This is the most popular MUScoop thread of all-time... wow!!
Title: Re: Mbakwe
Post by: FrennA on December 21, 2007, 08:16:11 PM

Trevor created the giraffe, when he roundhouse kicked a horse in the chin.
Title: Re: Mbakwe
Post by: spiral97 on December 21, 2007, 08:26:37 PM
Jessica Simpson actually like Mbakwe.  That's why all the quarterbacks are so distracted.  But Mbakwe knows he can do better.
Title: Re: Mbakwe
Post by: mviale on December 22, 2007, 09:29:10 AM
Is that Mbakwe in that red suit and sleigh?
Title: Re: Mbakwe
Post by: farmdaddy on December 22, 2007, 03:28:00 PM
The National Weather service just issued a statement saying that all hurricanes will be named Trevor Mbakwe from now on.
Title: Re: Mbakwe
Post by: Henry Sugar on December 22, 2007, 10:32:01 PM
Trevor is an expert in stucco, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Peru.
Title: Re: Mbakwe
Post by: BuzzSucksSucks on December 23, 2007, 01:12:25 AM
Spiderman wears Trevor Mbakwe underwear.
Title: Re: Mbakwe
Post by: augoman on December 23, 2007, 03:00:25 PM
what fun ! and I pray he's a tenth of this.
Title: Re: Mbakwe
Post by: The Lens on December 23, 2007, 04:21:56 PM
Kevin O'Neill blushes around TM's vocab
Title: Re: Mbakwe
Post by: Seraph on December 23, 2007, 05:35:38 PM
Trevor Mbakwe is hung like an infant:  8 lbs, 7 oz. and 22 inches long.
Title: Re: Mbakwe
Post by: ozmetal71 on December 23, 2007, 06:57:54 PM
In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Trevor Mbakwe.
Title: Re: Mbakwe
Post by: Pardner on December 23, 2007, 09:32:35 PM
Trevor invented the internet, found the weapons of mass destruction (looked in the mirror, duh), and had Mbakwe with that woman, Ms. Lewinsky.
Title: Re: Mbakwe
Post by: ozmetal71 on December 23, 2007, 10:01:15 PM
When born, Trevor Mbakwe looked around and said to the terrified masses in the delivery room: "I am become death, the destroyer of worlds"
Title: Re: Mbakwe
Post by: mviale on December 24, 2007, 11:25:08 AM
Trevor told crean to blow out the cupcakes
Title: Re: Mbakwe
Post by: patso on December 24, 2007, 09:12:30 PM
Trevor can dunk without jumping. He beckons and the basket lowers.
Title: Re: Mbakwe
Post by: TallTitan34 on December 24, 2007, 09:59:20 PM
Contrary to belief Trevor Mbakwe delivers toys to children around the world on Christmas, not Santa Claus.  Trevor, being the modest man he is, allows Santa to take the credit.  Trevor gets the cookies though.  Trevor likes cookies.
Title: Re: Mbakwe
Post by: ZiggysFryBoy on December 26, 2007, 06:52:23 PM
I think we should be careful.....

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20071222/wr_nm/norris_lawsuit_dc;_ylt=AlePnmcBUAo.pdlfDMujbTpk24cA (http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20071222/wr_nm/norris_lawsuit_dc;_ylt=AlePnmcBUAo.pdlfDMujbTpk24cA)

Of course, Trevor Mbakwe wouldn't sue poor Ian Spector, he'd eat him in one bite and spit out his bones. 
Title: Re: Mbakwe
Post by: TallTitan34 on December 26, 2007, 11:53:23 PM
Some kids piss their name in the snow. Trevor can piss his name into concrete.
Title: Re: Mbakwe
Post by: TallTitan34 on December 26, 2007, 11:54:10 PM
Once, while having sex in a tractor-trailer, part of Trevor's sperm escaped and got into the engine. We now know this truck as Optimus Prime.
Title: Re: Mbakwe
Post by: TallTitan34 on December 26, 2007, 11:55:45 PM
On a high school math test, Trevor put down "Violence" as every one of the answers. He got an A+ on the test because Trevor solves all his problems with Violence.

This was the problem with the NCAA clearinghouse.
Title: Re: Mbakwe
Post by: TallTitan34 on December 26, 2007, 11:56:32 PM
Trevor owns the greatest Poker Face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 World Series of Poker despite him holding just a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game Uno.
Title: Re: Mbakwe
Post by: TallTitan34 on December 26, 2007, 11:57:30 PM
Trevor was originally cast as the main character in 24, but was replaced by the producers when he managed to kill every terrorist and save the day in 12 minutes and 37 seconds.
Title: Re: Mbakwe
Post by: TallTitan34 on December 26, 2007, 11:58:13 PM
If it looks like chicken, tastes like chicken, and feels like chicken but Trevor says its beef, then it's beef.
Title: Re: Mbakwe
Post by: TallTitan34 on December 26, 2007, 11:59:26 PM
Trevor sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled basketball ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Trevor punched the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
Title: Re: Mbakwe
Post by: TallTitan34 on December 27, 2007, 12:00:39 AM
Death once had a near-Mbakwe experience.
Title: Re: Mbakwe
Post by: TallTitan34 on December 27, 2007, 12:02:07 AM
Trevor puts the "laughter" in "manslaughtering" cupcakes.
Title: Re: Mbakwe
Post by: DonCornholeone on December 27, 2007, 02:13:25 AM
Mbakwe once out-jumped Earl "The Goat" Manigault to snatch a $20 bill off the top of a backboard.
Title: Re: Mbakwe
Post by: Henry Sugar on December 27, 2007, 09:05:36 PM
Using only a hoe and a large glass of water, Mbakwe once single-handedly defended a small village in the Amazon Basin from a horde of ferocious army ants.
Title: Re: Mbakwe
Post by: BuzzSucksSucks on December 28, 2007, 03:11:07 AM
My grandparents came to America just before the war, and when they got here they couldn't speak any English. It was very difficult for them at first, but they were grateful to be here, and there wasn't anybody more patriotic. They'd fly the flag on every national holiday, and I remember they had three pictures above the fireplace:  The Pope, president Kennedy, and Trevor Mbakwe.
Title: Re: Mbakwe
Post by: Sponge Ruiner! on December 28, 2007, 09:13:12 AM
Trevor eats pieces of sh*t like you for breakfast.
Title: Re: Mbakwe
Post by: mosarsour on December 28, 2007, 10:40:08 AM
Trevor eats pieces of sh*t like you for breakfast.

Trevor eats sh!t??
Title: Re: Mbakwe
Post by: Seraph on December 28, 2007, 10:49:47 AM
When urinating, Trevor Mbakwe is capable of welding titanium.
Title: Re: Mbakwe
Post by: Sponge Ruiner! on December 28, 2007, 01:48:22 PM
Trevor never bleeds.

...but if he did, only piss and vinegar would come out.
Title: Re: Mbakwe
Post by: Eye on December 31, 2007, 07:12:56 PM
As long as this thread lasted, Trevor Mbakwe decided it needed at least one more bump for one more shot at life. Being as I thought this thread was silly, I didn't just type this, but you know who did.
Title: Re: Mbakwe
Post by: Seraph on December 31, 2007, 11:44:00 PM
Trevor Mbakwe invented the bolt-action rifle, liquor, sexual intercourse, and basketball-- in that order.
Title: Re: Mbakwe
Post by: SoCalwarrior on December 31, 2007, 11:55:30 PM
 Jesus may have walked on water, but Mbakwe can swim through land.
Title: Re: Mbakwe
Post by: 77ncaachamps on January 01, 2008, 03:02:14 AM
Everything I learned in life was from, you guessed it, Mbakwe.
Title: Re: Mbakwe
Post by: ZiggysFryBoy on January 01, 2008, 08:30:46 AM
Trevor Mbakwe makes the ball drop in NYC.  He could choose not to release it and prevent a new year from starting.  However, Mbakwe thinks NYE is amateur night and just wants to get the damn thing over with.
Title: Re: Mbakwe
Post by: TVDirector on January 02, 2008, 04:17:35 PM
trevor is the sound of one hand clapping.
Title: Re: Mbakwe
Post by: mike aleshire on January 02, 2008, 07:43:01 PM
Henry Sugar, you are not Hugh Gallagher.

However, Trevor Mbakwe has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
Title: Re: Mbakwe
Post by: Henry Sugar on January 02, 2008, 10:22:59 PM
Henry Sugar, you are not Hugh Gallagher.

However, Trevor Mbakwe has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.

I'm glad someone picked up on one of the funniest things I've ever read.

http://www-users.cs.york.ac.uk/susan/joke/essay.htm (http://www-users.cs.york.ac.uk/susan/joke/essay.htm)

The movie "Cloverfield" is actually a documentary about Trevor's last trip to New York City.  Madison Square Garden is already preparing extra security for the Big East Tournament.  Like it will help...

http://youtube.com/watch?v=IvNkGm8mxiM (http://youtube.com/watch?v=IvNkGm8mxiM)
Title: Re: Mbakwe
Post by: patso on January 04, 2008, 08:09:53 PM
Mbakwe says--- I will not be ignored!
Title: Re: Mbakwe
Post by: Seraph on January 04, 2008, 08:24:33 PM
They once made a Trevor Mbakwe toilet paper, but there was a problem-- It wouldn't take crap from anybody.
Title: Re: Mbakwe
Post by: Thomas' Danish Delight on January 13, 2008, 10:11:11 AM
I'm very interested in seeing how Mbakwe will contribute to the team.  He looks to be big and strong like Burke, athletic as Blackledge, and hopefully he has better game than both of them.

I think he'll do well against the likes of Harangody next year.

...

and oh...um...Mbakwe once challenged Lance Armstrong to a Who Has More Testicles competition...Mbakwe won by 4.
Title: Re: Mbakwe
Post by: mwbauer7 on January 18, 2008, 12:45:42 PM
Trevor Mbakwe blows bubbles with Now-and-Laters.
Title: Re: Mbakwe
Post by: WashDCWarrior on January 22, 2008, 03:49:32 PM
Trevor Mbakwe won a Big-East road game with Gary Coleman, Helen Keller, Stephen Hawking, and the drummer from Def Leppard as teammates.

They were coached by Bob Dukiet.
Title: Re: Mbakwe
Post by: AlumKCof93 on January 22, 2008, 04:13:06 PM
Mbakwe knows what you did in Vegas.  And he'll tell others if he damn well pleases!
Title: Re: Mbakwe
Post by: IAmMarquette on January 22, 2008, 04:27:31 PM
Answer:
Def Leppard

Question:
What has nine arms and sucks?
Title: Re: Mbakwe
Post by: Seraph on January 23, 2008, 05:24:31 PM
The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of basketball Trevor Mbakwe played in second grade.
Title: Re: Mbakwe
Post by: mviale on January 23, 2008, 10:32:26 PM
Mbakwe would have 8 dunks by now
Title: Re: Mbakwe
Post by: spiral97 on January 23, 2008, 10:53:31 PM
Mbakwe would have 8 dunks by now

per possession.
Title: Re: Mbakwe
Post by: 🏀 on January 23, 2008, 11:01:33 PM
Mbakwe can be seen on campus driving an ice cream truck, covered in skulls.
Title: Re: Mbakwe
Post by: guerrero on January 24, 2008, 01:00:44 PM
Trevor Mbakwe was invited to the "Celebrity Apprentice Show" and he fired Donald Trump!!
Title: Re: Mbakwe
Post by: BuzzSucksSucks on January 24, 2008, 01:18:38 PM
Anagram for Trevor Mbakwe:  "Teamwork Verb"
Title: Re: Mbakwe
Post by: WashDCWarrior on January 24, 2008, 03:02:30 PM
And on the side, he's a brewer:

"O me? Wort baker."

--It's a really slow day at work-- :P
Title: Re: Mbakwe
Post by: WashDCWarrior on January 24, 2008, 03:37:17 PM
That was until prohibition, when he said "A-OK, brew more t."  Then when it was repealed, he started selling beer at discount stores, leading people to say, "Woo, K-mart beer."

Now, at Marquette, he's acclimating to life as a player.  Asked for comment, Mbakwe responded, "I like to either make wort or be playing for Marquette.  Since I don't have to be at work more, i've been able to refine my game."

When questioned about his knee injury, Mbakwe replied, "for every bone I break, I break two more on someone else."


-- Like I said, it's a slow day.
Title: Re: Mbakwe
Post by: ZiggysFryBoy on January 24, 2008, 04:55:04 PM
That was until prohibition, when he said "A-OK, brew more t."  Then when it was repealed, he started selling beer at discount stores, leading people to say, "Woo, K-mart beer."

Now, at Marquette, he's acclimating to life as a player.  Asked for comment, Mbakwe responded, "I like to either make wort or be playing for Marquette.  Since I don't have to be at work more, i've been able to refine my game."

When questioned about his knee injury, Mbakwe replied, "for every bone I break, I break two more on someone else."


-- Like I said, it's a slow day.

oohhhhh.....anagrams......Trevor Mbakwe knows the Davinci Code, where the Templars took off to with their gold, where the Grail is and is descended from Jesus.
Title: Re: Mbakwe
Post by: Seraph on January 24, 2008, 07:26:31 PM
Trevor Mbakwe needs a monkeywrench and a blowtorch to masturbate.
Title: Re: Mbakwe
Post by: SoCalwarrior on January 24, 2008, 07:27:13 PM
Trevor Mbakwe needs a monkeywrench and a blowtorch to masturbate.

And a picture of himself.
Title: Re: Mbakwe
Post by: IAmMarquette on February 02, 2008, 06:11:55 PM
Mbakwe registered 3 first-half steals today (1 for us, 2 for UC), yet remains conspicuously absent from the box score....
Quote
16:46       MARQET   Lost ball turnover on Jerel McNeal, Stolen by Trevor Mbakwe
15:55       CIN   Lost ball turnover on Rashad Bishop, Stolen by Trevor Mbakwe
13:07       MARQET   Lost ball turnover on Dominic James, Stolen by Trevor Mbakwe

http://wiki.muscoop.com/doku.php/men_s_basketball/cincy_02_02_08 (http://wiki.muscoop.com/doku.php/men_s_basketball/cincy_02_02_08)
Title: Re: Mbakwe
Post by: mu_hilltopper on February 02, 2008, 06:38:18 PM
Wow.  Trevor must have some fans at sportsline.com.  Or he has the power to change internet pages.

Which he does.
Title: Re: Mbakwe
Post by: AZWarrior on February 02, 2008, 09:54:08 PM
There should be (and apparently there already is) an effort to get Trevor's name, as a player, in articles about MU games.  Much like Elbonia gets mentioned in software licensing agreements.....

OK - who out there knows what I'm talking about??
Title: Re: Mbakwe
Post by: chainsaw_mcgee on February 03, 2008, 08:24:01 PM
Elbonia, where they have enough to eat, but they don't like it?
Title: Re: Mbakwe
Post by: drewm88 on February 15, 2008, 03:48:32 PM
Trevor Mbakwe refuses to let Levance Fields try to steal the spotlight from MU, shredded knee be damned.

I'll be converting this thread into a handy checklist format for tonight ;D
Title: Re: Mbakwe
Post by: LastWarrior on February 15, 2008, 03:54:26 PM
I was wondering how long it would take for this thread to be brought back from ashes...
Title: Re: Mbakwe
Post by: tower912 on February 15, 2008, 03:56:37 PM
Trevor Mbakwe recovers in 4 months from surgery that would keep a normal man out for a year.
Title: Re: Mbakwe
Post by: TallTitan34 on February 15, 2008, 03:57:26 PM
...is back.
Title: Re: Mbakwe
Post by: larrym on February 15, 2008, 04:00:18 PM
At this time tomorrow, Mbakwe will be the guy on the left of the Dunk-Meter graphic!
Title: Re: Mbakwe
Post by: LastWarrior on February 15, 2008, 04:19:26 PM
He will win the 2008 Naismith award without even being on the ballot.
Title: Re: Mbakwe
Post by: mwbauer7 on February 15, 2008, 04:57:00 PM
I just found out Mbakwe surgically repaired HIS OWN knee. No doctors, no anesthesia. Thats why he is able to play this year.
Title: Re: Mbakwe
Post by: BuzzSucksSucks on February 16, 2008, 12:16:23 AM
And he's won every game he's played.
Title: Re: Mbakwe
Post by: RawdogDX on February 20, 2008, 08:03:32 PM
And he's won every game he's played.

It's all true, all of it!
at least at the college level.  Am I seeing things?  If we had this kid from the start of the year do you know how good we'd be? 
Title: Re: Mbakwe
Post by: The Lens on May 28, 2008, 03:01:12 PM
Trevor Mbakwe can silence Tim Maymon
Title: Re: Mbakwe
Post by: Wareagle on May 28, 2008, 03:20:41 PM
Buzz Williams didn't guarantee Jeronne Maymon 25-30 minutes per game, Trevor Mbakwe did.
Title: Re: Mbakwe
Post by: Henry Sugar on May 28, 2008, 03:43:24 PM
Mbakwe knows the right process to hire a head coach.
Title: Re: Mbakwe
Post by: Fullodds on May 28, 2008, 03:49:13 PM
Crean left Marquette as fast as he could because he heard that Trevor was upset with him.  Crean was asked why he left and he stated:  "It's Mbakwe, It's Mbakwe"....and then he soiled his candystriped pants.
Title: Re: Mbakwe
Post by: MUViking on May 28, 2008, 04:37:25 PM
When Trevor Mbakwe signed with Marquette, officials immediately realized he was doubly as talented as the great Dwyane Wade.  Dwyane Wade wore #3.  It was thus that Mbakwe received jersey #33.
Title: Re: Mbakwe
Post by: BuzzSucksSucks on May 28, 2008, 05:04:27 PM
I heard that same story, except the guy who told me said that they thought he was 11 times as talented as DWade.
Title: Re: Mbakwe
Post by: esotericmindguy on May 28, 2008, 06:45:56 PM
I heard he goes 13 deep and shags like the minx.
Title: Re: Mbakwe
Post by: The Man in Gold on May 29, 2008, 10:58:03 AM
Mbakwe was the inspiration for Master Chief.
Title: Re: Mbakwe
Post by: ZiggysFryBoy on May 29, 2008, 12:31:45 PM
Mbakwe juggles Tom Crean's potted plants while swallowing a sword and doing tae kwon do.
Title: Re: Mbakwe
Post by: BuzzSucksSucks on May 29, 2008, 12:44:47 PM
TM and EA are like "this."
Title: Re: Mbakwe
Post by: pbiflyer on May 29, 2008, 03:49:58 PM
Trevor is so hot, its what turned Tommy so tan.
Title: Re: Mbakwe
Post by: MUBasketball on May 29, 2008, 05:31:38 PM
We once threw a bachelor party for Mbakwe. He ate the entire cake, before we could tell him there was a stripper in it!
Title: Re: Mbakwe
Post by: The Lens on August 26, 2008, 05:53:05 PM
Trevor can make Amare Stoudamire's scholastic transcript look seamless
Title: Re: Mbakwe
Post by: Blackhat on August 26, 2008, 06:10:19 PM
Trevor eats donkey balls. 
Title: Re: Mbakwe
Post by: 77ncaachamps on August 27, 2008, 12:39:05 AM
Alonzo Mourning heard Trevor's going to Miami, so he told the Heat that Mbakwe can have his jersey #.
Title: Re: Mbakwe
Post by: 77fan88warrior on January 11, 2011, 01:15:40 PM
Oh how the mighty has fallen. A Facebook post? ::)
Title: Re: Mbakwe
Post by: 🏀 on January 14, 2011, 09:55:49 AM
Mbakwe is so untouchable, he can be arrested on a Monday and play 31 minutes on a Thursday.
Title: Re: Mbakwe
Post by: TallTitan34 on January 14, 2011, 10:08:06 AM
With the Minnesota win, Trevor Mbakwe has replaced Purdue as #8 in the ESPN/Coaches Poll.
Title: Re: Mbakwe
Post by: 🏀 on November 28, 2011, 01:41:26 PM
Mbakwe was Tony Stark's inspiration for the Iron Man suit.
Title: Re: Mbakwe
Post by: AZWarrior on November 28, 2011, 01:44:40 PM
Mbakwe was Tony Stark's inspiration for the Iron Man suit.

Stop it.   ::)
Title: Re: Mbakwe
Post by: wadesworld on May 14, 2014, 05:45:52 PM
Mbakwe knows the right process to hire a head coach.

Trevor respects the process.
Title: Re: Mbakwe
Post by: The Process on May 14, 2014, 05:53:32 PM
Quote from: wadesworld link=topic=5048.msg626986#msg626986 date=14001075
Trevor respects the process.
[/quote

Yup!
Title: Re: Mbakwe
Post by: buckchuckler on May 14, 2014, 06:45:10 PM
Trevor respects the process.

This could not be more pathetic.