Author Topic: Mbakwe (Read 64122 times)

MUViking · « **Reply #225 on:** May 28, 2008, 04:37:25 PM »

When Trevor Mbakwe signed with Marquette, officials immediately realized he was doubly as talented as the great Dwyane Wade. Dwyane Wade wore #3. It was thus that Mbakwe received jersey #33.

BuzzSucksSucks · « **Reply #226 on:** May 28, 2008, 05:04:27 PM »

I heard that same story, except the guy who told me said that they thought he was 11 times as talented as DWade.

esotericmindguy · « **Reply #227 on:** May 28, 2008, 06:45:56 PM »

I heard he goes 13 deep and shags like the minx.

The Man in Gold · « **Reply #228 on:** May 29, 2008, 10:58:03 AM »

Mbakwe was the inspiration for Master Chief.

ZiggysFryBoy · « **Reply #229 on:** May 29, 2008, 12:31:45 PM »

Mbakwe juggles Tom Crean's potted plants while swallowing a sword and doing tae kwon do.

BuzzSucksSucks · « **Reply #230 on:** May 29, 2008, 12:44:47 PM »

TM and EA are like "this."

pbiflyer · « **Reply #231 on:** May 29, 2008, 03:49:58 PM »

Trevor is so hot, its what turned Tommy so tan.

MUBasketball · « **Reply #232 on:** May 29, 2008, 05:31:38 PM »

We once threw a bachelor party for Mbakwe. He ate the entire cake, before we could tell him there was a stripper in it!

The Lens · « **Reply #233 on:** August 26, 2008, 05:53:05 PM »

Trevor can make Amare Stoudamire's scholastic transcript look seamless

Blackhat · « **Reply #234 on:** August 26, 2008, 06:10:19 PM »

Trevor eats donkey balls.

77ncaachamps · « **Reply #235 on:** August 27, 2008, 12:39:05 AM »

Alonzo Mourning heard Trevor's going to Miami, so he told the Heat that Mbakwe can have his jersey #.

77fan88warrior · « **Reply #236 on:** January 11, 2011, 01:15:40 PM »

Oh how the mighty has fallen. A Facebook post?

🏀 · « **Reply #237 on:** January 14, 2011, 09:55:49 AM »

Mbakwe is so untouchable, he can be arrested on a Monday and play 31 minutes on a Thursday.

TallTitan34 · « **Reply #238 on:** January 14, 2011, 10:08:06 AM »

With the Minnesota win, Trevor Mbakwe has replaced Purdue as #8 in the ESPN/Coaches Poll.

🏀 · « **Reply #239 on:** November 28, 2011, 01:41:26 PM »

Mbakwe was Tony Stark's inspiration for the Iron Man suit.

AZWarrior · « **Reply #240 on:** November 28, 2011, 01:44:40 PM »

Quote from: marqptm on November 28, 2011, 01:41:26 PM

Mbakwe was Tony Stark's inspiration for the Iron Man suit.

Stop it.

wadesworld · « **Reply #241 on:** May 14, 2014, 05:45:52 PM »

Quote from: Henry Sugar on May 28, 2008, 03:43:24 PM

Mbakwe knows the right process to hire a head coach.

Trevor respects the process.

The Process · « **Reply #242 on:** May 14, 2014, 05:53:32 PM »

Quote from: wadesworld link=topic=5048.msg626986#msg626986 date=14001075
Trevor respects the process.
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Yup!

buckchuckler · « **Reply #243 on:** May 14, 2014, 06:45:10 PM »

Quote from: wadesworld on May 14, 2014, 05:45:52 PM

Trevor respects the process.

This could not be more pathetic.

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