Author Topic: Mbakwe (Read 64210 times)

MUCrew · « **Reply #100 on:** December 19, 2007, 11:25:57 PM »

Quote from: Oldgym on December 19, 2007, 10:41:13 PM

This much awesome cannot possibly be contained in one thread on MUScoop.

Oh I beg to differ. You're experiencing history....first hand!

mu03eng · « **Reply #101 on:** December 20, 2007, 12:51:40 AM »

Trevor doesn't travel at the speed of light.......Light travels at the speed of Trevor Mbakwe

TallTitan34 · « **Reply #102 on:** December 20, 2007, 01:53:35 AM »

The moderators are too afraid to lock this thread for fear of the wrath of Trevor Mbakwe.

rocky_warrior · « **Reply #103 on:** December 20, 2007, 02:11:55 AM »

Trevor Mbakwe threads can't be locked. In the entire world there's not a lock big enough to contain Trevor.

rocky_warrior · « **Reply #104 on:** December 20, 2007, 02:14:08 AM »

When Trevor plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.

ZiggysFryBoy · « **Reply #105 on:** December 20, 2007, 07:46:35 AM »

Trevor Mbakwe asks Alex Trebek the questions on Jeopardy!

Henry Sugar · « **Reply #106 on:** December 20, 2007, 07:51:37 AM »

Trevor has the heart of an olympic champion. He keeps it in his locker at the Al.

muhoosier260 · « **Reply #107 on:** December 20, 2007, 07:59:44 AM »

There are no disabled people. Only people who have met Mbakwe.

FrennA · « **Reply #108 on:** December 20, 2007, 08:01:44 AM »

Trevor is part Cherokee..........Seriously. The man ate a f***ing Indian!

Litehouse · « **Reply #109 on:** December 20, 2007, 08:55:03 AM »

Trevor's room at Humphrey Hall has no doors, only walls that he walks through.

MUCrew · « **Reply #110 on:** December 20, 2007, 09:12:53 AM »

Trevor Mbakwe's penis is an NBA All-Star. It has also been known to cure cancer.

🏀 · « **Reply #111 on:** December 20, 2007, 09:54:18 AM »

Last month, the United States Postal Service gave Mbakwe's penis its own zip code.

FrennA · « **Reply #112 on:** December 20, 2007, 09:55:47 AM »

Trevor is responsible for the over-population problem in China. Years ago he participated in a BBall tournament there and due to his ridiculous testosterone levels, he impregnated every woman located within a 5 mile radius of the gym.

FrennA · « **Reply #113 on:** December 20, 2007, 10:00:16 AM »

The United States never dropped atomic bombs on Japan. Trevor simply lept the Pacific and did a two-handed, two balled, slam dunk - One on a net in Nagasaki, the other on a net in Hiroshima.

Strokin 3s · « **Reply #114 on:** December 20, 2007, 10:22:51 AM »

In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Trevor Mbakwe turned that wine into beer for all of us MU fans to enjoy in the Bradley Center.

MU gimp ONE · « **Reply #115 on:** December 20, 2007, 10:58:38 AM »

Trevor doesn't wear a watch... He decides what time it is.

🏀 · « **Reply #116 on:** December 20, 2007, 12:05:09 PM »

Mbakwe can dunk from the three-point arc. He can dunk from the half court line with a running start.

tower912 · « **Reply #117 on:** December 20, 2007, 12:17:55 PM »

Greg Oden AND Kevin Durant went to the NBA early to avoid playing Trevor for as long as they could.

MU gimp ONE · « **Reply #118 on:** December 20, 2007, 12:43:09 PM »

Rocky was actually supposed to fight Trevor, but they realized rocky would never win. So they picked Mr.T

MUViking · « **Reply #119 on:** December 20, 2007, 01:14:33 PM »

When Meat Loaf sang, "I would do anything for love, but I won't do that," the "won't do that" referred to dissing Trevor Mbakwe. Loaf wouldn't do that because he knew Mbakwe would be displeased. Loaf is a smart man. Displeasing Mbakwe is not worth love.

muguru · « **Reply #120 on:** December 20, 2007, 01:16:53 PM »

And then Mbakwe said " LET THERE BE LIGHT"!! And there was light.

SoCalwarrior · « **Reply #121 on:** December 20, 2007, 01:20:50 PM »

Mbakwe once visited the Virgin Islands. Now they are just the Islands.

WashDCWarrior · « **Reply #122 on:** December 20, 2007, 02:21:41 PM »

Quote from: muguru on December 20, 2007, 01:16:53 PM

And then Mbakwe said " LET THERE BE LIGHT"!! And there was light.

Actually God said "Let there be Light."

Then Mbakwe told him to "Say Please."

rocky_warrior · « **Reply #123 on:** December 20, 2007, 02:23:16 PM »

Marquette's basketball tag line this year is: All for one. One for all.

And by "one" they mean Trevor Mbakwe.

mosarsour · « **Reply #124 on:** December 20, 2007, 02:24:50 PM »

Quote from: SoCalwarrior on December 20, 2007, 01:20:50 PM

Mbakwe once visited the Virgin Islands. Now they are just the Islands.

^^^ Best one yet!

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