Mbakwe

[MUCrew]

This much awesome cannot possibly be contained in one thread on MUScoop.

Oh I beg to differ.  You're experiencing history....first hand!

[mu03eng]

Trevor doesn't travel at the speed of light.......Light travels at the speed of Trevor Mbakwe

[TallTitan34]

The moderators are too afraid to lock this thread for fear of the wrath of Trevor Mbakwe.

[rocky_warrior]

Trevor Mbakwe threads can't be locked.  In the entire world there's not a lock big enough to contain Trevor.

[rocky_warrior]

When Trevor plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.

[ZiggysFryBoy]

Trevor Mbakwe asks Alex Trebek the questions on Jeopardy!

[Henry Sugar]

Trevor has the heart of an olympic champion.  He keeps it in his locker at the Al.

[muhoosier260]

There are no disabled people. Only people who have met Mbakwe.

[FrennA]

Trevor is part Cherokee..........Seriously.  The man ate a f***ing Indian!

[Litehouse]

Trevor's room at Humphrey Hall has no doors, only walls that he walks through.

[MUCrew]

Trevor Mbakwe's penis is an NBA All-Star.  It has also been known to cure cancer.

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Last month, the United States Postal Service gave Mbakwe's penis its own zip code.

[FrennA]

Trevor is responsible for the over-population problem in China.  Years ago he participated in a BBall tournament there and due to his ridiculous testosterone levels, he impregnated every woman located within a 5 mile radius of the gym.

[FrennA]

The United States never dropped atomic bombs on Japan.  Trevor simply lept the Pacific and did a two-handed, two balled, slam dunk - One on a net in Nagasaki, the other on a net in Hiroshima.

[Strokin 3s]

In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Trevor Mbakwe turned that wine into beer for all of us MU fans to enjoy in the Bradley Center.

[MU gimp ONE]

Trevor doesn't wear a watch... He decides what time it is.

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Mbakwe can dunk from the three-point arc. He can dunk from the half court line with a running start.

[tower912]

Greg Oden AND Kevin Durant went to the NBA early to avoid playing Trevor for as long as they could.

[MU gimp ONE]

Rocky was actually supposed to fight Trevor, but they realized rocky would never win.  So they picked Mr.T

[MUViking]

When Meat Loaf sang, "I would do anything for love, but I won't do that," the "won't do that" referred to dissing Trevor Mbakwe.  Loaf wouldn't do that because he knew Mbakwe would be displeased.  Loaf is a smart man.  Displeasing Mbakwe is not worth love.

[muguru]

And then Mbakwe said " LET THERE BE LIGHT"!! And there was light.

[SoCalwarrior]

Mbakwe once visited the Virgin Islands.  Now they are just the Islands.

[WashDCWarrior]

And then Mbakwe said " LET THERE BE LIGHT"!! And there was light.

Actually God said "Let there be Light."

Then Mbakwe told him to "Say Please."

[rocky_warrior]

Marquette's basketball tag line this year is: All for one.  One for all.

And by "one" they mean Trevor Mbakwe.

[mosarsour]

Mbakwe once visited the Virgin Islands.  Now they are just the Islands.

^^^ Best one yet!