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Re: Mbakwe
« Reply #50 on: December 19, 2007, 09:42:11 AM »
Trevor found Osama Bin Laden and Jimmy Hoffa.

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Re: Mbakwe
« Reply #51 on: December 19, 2007, 09:46:40 AM »
Trevor CAN believe it's not butter
"A Plan? Oh man, I hate plans. That means were gonna have to do stuff. Can't we just have a strategy......or a mission statement."

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Re: Mbakwe
« Reply #52 on: December 19, 2007, 09:51:44 AM »
Mbakwe Can divide by zero...

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Re: Mbakwe
« Reply #53 on: December 19, 2007, 09:59:02 AM »
Mbakwe was strapped beneath a 747 this past summer and released at 30,000 feet, and with his wingspan, glided to a perfect landing - all while dribbling.

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Re: Mbakwe
« Reply #54 on: December 19, 2007, 10:13:06 AM »
Trevor brushes his teeth with a mixture of iron shavings, industrial paint remover, and wood-grain alcohol
"A Plan? Oh man, I hate plans. That means were gonna have to do stuff. Can't we just have a strategy......or a mission statement."

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Re: Mbakwe
« Reply #55 on: December 19, 2007, 10:21:11 AM »
Before the Boogie Man goes to sleep, he checks under the bed for Trevor Mbakwe.

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Re: Mbakwe
« Reply #56 on: December 19, 2007, 10:40:44 AM »
Mbakwe taught Belichek and Weis everything they knew about football  - and then told Weis to forget it all.
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Re: Mbakwe
« Reply #57 on: December 19, 2007, 10:43:51 AM »
Trevor doesn't teabag girls... He potato sacs them.
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Re: Mbakwe
« Reply #58 on: December 19, 2007, 10:46:51 AM »
UW believed they had a shot at beating us without Trevor. ;)

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Re: Mbakwe
« Reply #59 on: December 19, 2007, 10:57:02 AM »
Every morning Mbakwe scales the side of Straz Tower, raises the American Flag, shotguns an Old Milwaukee, and handglides back down.

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Re: Mbakwe
« Reply #60 on: December 19, 2007, 11:01:01 AM »
Mbakwe's hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.

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Re: Mbakwe
« Reply #61 on: December 19, 2007, 12:10:51 PM »
Bear Grylls climbed mount everest on Trevor Mbakwe's back.  Mbakwe didn't need oxygen.  And climbed the whole damn thing in an hour.

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Re: Mbakwe
« Reply #62 on: December 19, 2007, 12:38:18 PM »
Mbakwe created crop circles, because he thought that sometimes corn just needs to learn to lay the f**k down. 
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Re: Mbakwe
« Reply #63 on: December 19, 2007, 01:44:51 PM »
Trevor had sex with my wife.  She makes me sleep in a separate bedroom now. 

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Re: Mbakwe
« Reply #64 on: December 19, 2007, 01:57:11 PM »
Mbakwe won the 1997 Scripps-Howard National Spelling Bee.

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Re: Mbakwe
« Reply #65 on: December 19, 2007, 01:59:57 PM »
Trevor does his grocery shopping at Home Depot

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Re: Mbakwe
« Reply #66 on: December 19, 2007, 02:46:14 PM »
Trevor Mbakwe knows the meaning of every word in the dictionary.
Except mercy.

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Re: Mbakwe
« Reply #67 on: December 19, 2007, 03:20:40 PM »
word has it that trevor routinely makes girls cry in pain by playing just the tip

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Re: Mbakwe
« Reply #68 on: December 19, 2007, 03:25:49 PM »
In Pamplona, Spain, the people may be running from the bulls, but the bulls are running from Trevor Mbakwe!

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Re: Mbakwe
« Reply #69 on: December 19, 2007, 03:29:15 PM »
Trevor Mbakwe is ranked 17th in the ESPN/Coaches Poll.

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Re: Mbakwe
« Reply #70 on: December 19, 2007, 03:31:47 PM »
Trevor Mbakwe is ranked 17th in the ESPN/Coaches Poll.

it's true, i didn't believe it, but here's the proof

ESPN/USA Today Poll
 1. North Carolina (24) 9-0 759
 2. Memphis (4) 8-0 742
 3. Kansas (1) 10-0 713
 4. Georgetown (1) 8-0 668
 5. Texas (1) 10-0 638
 6. Washington State 9-0 611
 7. Duke 9-0 599
 8. UCLA 9-1 584
 9. Pittsburgh 10-0 507
10. Michigan State 9-1 480
11. Texas A&M 9-1 429
12. Tennessee 9-1 428
13. Marquette 7-1 414
14. Indiana 9-1 389
15. Clemson 8-0 333
16. Villanova 8-1 257
17. Trevor Mbakwe 10-0 249
18. Butler 9-1 241
19. Arizona 7-2 212
20. Gonzaga 8-2 191
21. Oregon 8-2 121
22. Miami (FL) 9-0 98
23. Brigham Young 9-2 86
24. Xavier 8-2 76
25. Stanford 8-1 56
Others Receiving Votes
Rhode Island 41, West Virginia 30, Louisville 24, California 22, Florida 20, Mississippi 15, Virginia 10, USC 9, Wisconsin 9, Saint Mary's 7, Arkansas 6, Dayton 1.
Dropped From Rankings
Louisville 20, Saint Mary's 24.
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Re: Mbakwe
« Reply #71 on: December 19, 2007, 03:36:05 PM »
Trevor was the one who let the dogs out.

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Re: Mbakwe
« Reply #72 on: December 19, 2007, 03:39:04 PM »
Trevor Mbakwe doesn't kill two birds with one stone. He kills all birds, with two stones. The ones in his pants.

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Re: Mbakwe
« Reply #73 on: December 19, 2007, 03:50:23 PM »
Trevor Mbakwe took home a glowing piece of the Aggro-Crag on Nickelodeon GUTS. He beat out 10-year-old Brian "The Dodger" Rogers and 9-year-old Sean "Smiley" Riley.

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« Reply #74 on: December 19, 2007, 03:51:37 PM »
One night, I was at a bar with Trevor Mbakwe, that son of a bitch. After taking fifty shots of vodka in two minutes, the great one said something that upset the bartender, so they threw us out. So what does Trevor do? He burns down the bar, walks through the rubble, and sits down in the chair he was in before. Long story short, he sat there for two years as they built the bar around him. When that was completed, he burnt that one down too and pissed on the remains.

 

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