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TallTitan34

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Re: Mbakwe
« Reply #25 on: December 18, 2007, 07:05:52 PM »
Trevor once bowled a 307 game.

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Re: Mbakwe
« Reply #26 on: December 18, 2007, 07:10:22 PM »
Mbakwe once walked down the street with an erections.....there were no survivors

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Re: Mbakwe
« Reply #27 on: December 18, 2007, 07:12:21 PM »
Mbakwe framed Roger Rabbit.

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Re: Mbakwe
« Reply #28 on: December 18, 2007, 07:13:47 PM »
Mbakwe is NASA's secret.. the space shuttle doesn't really launch off the pad, but rather they feed Mbakwe some beans and have him lay on his belly under it.
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Re: Mbakwe
« Reply #29 on: December 18, 2007, 07:16:14 PM »
Mbakwe supposedly sneezed once.. scientists have since come to call the event The Big Bang and are still trying to understand it.
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Re: Mbakwe
« Reply #30 on: December 18, 2007, 07:18:20 PM »
Mbakwe named the group Sha Na Na. They did NOT want to be called that.

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Re: Mbakwe
« Reply #31 on: December 18, 2007, 07:29:11 PM »
Trevor is suing NBC because he first used "Law and Order" as the name of his right and left leg.
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Re: Mbakwe
« Reply #32 on: December 18, 2007, 08:04:12 PM »
Mbakwe once broke his nose on a backboard while dunking
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Re: Mbakwe
« Reply #33 on: December 18, 2007, 10:15:13 PM »
Mbakwe once broke his nose on a backboard while dunking

boooo....

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Re: Mbakwe
« Reply #34 on: December 18, 2007, 10:20:46 PM »
Mbakwe can slam a revolving door.

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Re: Mbakwe
« Reply #35 on: December 18, 2007, 10:32:22 PM »
I believe Mbakwe missed the game as the Pope needed his advice
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Re: Mbakwe
« Reply #36 on: December 18, 2007, 10:43:26 PM »
Trevor once out drank Mike Deane
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Re: Mbakwe
« Reply #37 on: December 18, 2007, 10:48:14 PM »
Steroids are made from Trevor Mbakwe.
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Re: Mbakwe
« Reply #38 on: December 18, 2007, 11:08:55 PM »

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Re: Mbakwe
« Reply #39 on: December 18, 2007, 11:20:01 PM »
"Mbakwe" is Yoruba for "Omnipotent."

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Re: Mbakwe
« Reply #40 on: December 18, 2007, 11:37:58 PM »
Trevor Mbakwe doesn't shower.
He bathes in the tears of Marquette opponents.

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Re: Mbakwe
« Reply #41 on: December 19, 2007, 12:32:01 AM »
Mbakwe can make a woman climax by simply pointing at her and screaming "BOOYA!"

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Re: Mbakwe
« Reply #42 on: December 19, 2007, 12:37:00 AM »
When God finished work after the 6th day, he went to see Mbakwe to find out if he could have the 7th off.
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Re: Mbakwe
« Reply #43 on: December 19, 2007, 06:19:25 AM »
Trevor Mbakwes Tears Cure Cancer:
To bad he never cries

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Re: Mbakwe
« Reply #44 on: December 19, 2007, 07:21:17 AM »
There is no such thing as extinction, there are merely species that Trevor continues to allow to live.
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Re: Mbakwe
« Reply #45 on: December 19, 2007, 08:16:57 AM »
Trevor once punched a magician.  That's right.  You heard me.
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Re: Mbakwe
« Reply #46 on: December 19, 2007, 08:29:03 AM »

Trevor doesn't read, he simply stares down the words until he gets the information he needs.

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Re: Mbakwe
« Reply #47 on: December 19, 2007, 08:38:25 AM »
If you get 6 stars in Grand theft auto they call in Mbakwe. 

You don't want to get 6 stars.
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Re: Mbakwe
« Reply #48 on: December 19, 2007, 08:49:02 AM »
Mbakwe lost his virginity before his dad did.

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Re: Mbakwe
« Reply #49 on: December 19, 2007, 09:30:41 AM »
Mbakwe reminded ESPN that there are MLB teams besides the Yankees and Red Sox.  And they listened, for that night anyway.
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