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Re: Mbakwe
« Reply #75 on: December 19, 2007, 04:53:38 PM »
Mbakwe won the 2001 NASCAR Winston Cup Series Championship by peddling a tandom bicycle with Mike Ditka.
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Re: Mbakwe
« Reply #76 on: December 19, 2007, 05:53:39 PM »
Quote from: marqptm on December 19, 2007, 04:53:38 PM
Mbakwe won the 2001 NASCAR Winston Cup Series Championship by peddling a tandom bicycle with Mike Ditka.

man that's a tough one.  Which leads into:

Who would win in a fight:  Coach Ditka or Trevor Mbakwe?

I don't think science has figured that one out yet.

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Re: Mbakwe
« Reply #77 on: December 19, 2007, 06:20:32 PM »
Quote from: ZiggysFryBoy on December 19, 2007, 05:53:39 PM

Who would win in a fight:  Coach Ditka or Trevor Mbakwe?


Mbakwe in the 5th.
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Re: Mbakwe
« Reply #78 on: December 19, 2007, 07:07:47 PM »
4 out of 5 dentists recommend Trevor Mbakwe.
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Re: Mbakwe
« Reply #79 on: December 19, 2007, 07:22:27 PM »
Chuck Norris is Trevor Mbakwe's B*tch
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Re: Mbakwe
« Reply #80 on: December 19, 2007, 07:27:07 PM »
Hugh Hefner said when he grew up he wanted to be Trevor Mbakwe.  Then he said mission accomplished.
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Re: Mbakwe
« Reply #81 on: December 19, 2007, 07:30:01 PM »
Quote from: TallTitan34 on December 19, 2007, 03:50:23 PM
Trevor Mbakwe took home a glowing piece of the Aggro-Crag on Nickelodeon GUTS. He beat out 10-year-old Brian "The Dodger" Rogers and 9-year-old Sean "Smiley" Riley.

This is the winner for greatest pop culture reference ever on a message board!!
AGRO CRAG HAHAHAHAH
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« Reply #82 on: December 19, 2007, 07:31:18 PM »
I heard that Mbakwes Penis is only 2 inches........




FROM THE GROUND!!!
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Re: Mbakwe
« Reply #83 on: December 19, 2007, 08:22:17 PM »
Who's better Mbakwe or God?

Trick question pretty boy, Mbakwe is God.
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Re: Mbakwe
« Reply #84 on: December 19, 2007, 08:54:15 PM »
Guess what?! I got a fever, and the only prescription... is more Mbakwe!
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Re: Mbakwe
« Reply #85 on: December 19, 2007, 09:32:18 PM »
Trevor once watched an entire episode of 60 Minutes in 22 minutes including commercials
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Re: Mbakwe
« Reply #86 on: December 19, 2007, 10:10:08 PM »
Trevor Mbakwe once dunked a basketball and it was worth two points.*







*Get it? Because it was worth two points and not one points, because Trevor said so and so it had to be and one points is worth less than two points and Trevor got the two points and he didn't get the three points, because he is Trevor and he didn't need three points because his beard is a fist that punches people out of this world and makes them cry, but Trevor doesn't cry he just hurts you by looking at you with his eyes that are actually punchers that punch you out and that never hurt him because he made hurt out of dirt the rib of Adam that he ate after running out of baby back ribs at Chili's because he roundhouse kicked the waiter's face off into oblivion. Get it?
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Re: Mbakwe
« Reply #87 on: December 19, 2007, 10:16:45 PM »
Quote from: MUCam on December 19, 2007, 10:10:08 PM
Trevor Mbakwe once dunked a basketball and it was worth two points.*







*Get it? Because it was worth two points and not one points, because Trevor said so and so it had to be and one points is worth less than two points and Trevor got the two points and he didn't get the three points, because he is Trevor and he didn't need three points because his beard is a fist that punches people out of this world and makes them cry, but Trevor doesn't cry he just hurts you by looking at you with his eyes that are actually punchers that punch you out and that never hurt him because he made hurt out of dirt the rib of Adam that he ate after running out of baby back ribs at Chili's because he roundhouse kicked the waiter's face off into oblivion. Get it?

I want to punch you for making me try to read that.  :P
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Re: Mbakwe
« Reply #88 on: December 19, 2007, 10:20:15 PM »
I second the notion for punching him...
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Re: Mbakwe
« Reply #89 on: December 19, 2007, 10:22:43 PM »

MUCAM, you're terrible!
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« Reply #90 on: December 19, 2007, 10:23:53 PM »
He totally ruined the flow of this thread... we had a lot of funny posts and then bam his thread hit and now all i can focus on is how terrible that was...
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Re: Mbakwe
« Reply #91 on: December 19, 2007, 10:25:36 PM »
Mbakwe would like to punch you out for posting that one....
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« Reply #92 on: December 19, 2007, 10:26:29 PM »
Oh yeah, well....you are the one....roundhouse to the face....and terrible....and mean...and Trevor doesn't like you.....and....well....you.....um.....I think your brain has a shell on it...
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« Reply #93 on: December 19, 2007, 10:29:17 PM »
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Oh yeah, well....you are the one....roundhouse to the face....and terrible....and mean...and Trevor doesn't like you.....and....well....you.....um.....I think your brain has a shell on it...

I am utterly speechless
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Re: Mbakwe
« Reply #94 on: December 19, 2007, 10:29:44 PM »
Quote from: tomcrean4pres on December 19, 2007, 10:23:53 PM
He totally ruined the flow of this thread... we had a lot of funny posts and then bam his thread hit and now all i can focus on is how terrible that was...

Oh yeah....um....Trevor once ruined a thread flow because he is the ruler and he is funny and.....bam you thread hitter.....

On a more serious note, I did hear that Trevor once broke his nose on a backboard....(BOOOOOO! HaHaHa)

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Re: Mbakwe
« Reply #95 on: December 19, 2007, 10:41:13 PM »
This much awesome cannot possibly be contained in one thread on MUScoop.
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Re: Mbakwe
« Reply #96 on: December 19, 2007, 10:52:01 PM »
Mbakwe can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
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Re: Mbakwe
« Reply #97 on: December 19, 2007, 11:11:23 PM »
Every time there is an earthquake in California, Mbakwe rushes over and pulls the new island back together with the continental US.
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Re: Mbakwe
« Reply #98 on: December 19, 2007, 11:21:12 PM »
Mbakwe uses a live rattlesnake as a condom.
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Re: Mbakwe
« Reply #99 on: December 19, 2007, 11:23:24 PM »
Mbakwe hates Mexicans... And he's half Mexican... And he hates irony!
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