Daily Dose of Doom Thread

[Lennys Tap]

And Poor Piggy Ziggy cried wee, wee, wee....

Clever, Smitty. First time I've seen this!

[🏀]

Clever, Smitty. First time I've seen this!

Got him!

[ZiggysFryBoy]

Clever, Smitty. First time I've seen this!

He's such a copy 🐷🐷.

[TSmith34, Inc.]

Clever, Smitty. First time I've seen this!

I remember you saying the same thing to Piggy Ziggy.

Oh, wait...

[TAMU, Knower of Ball]

https://www.cnn.com/2023/03/08/world/permafrost-virus-risk-climate-scn/index.html?utm_source=twCNN&utm_content=2023-03-08T18%3A31%3A07&utm_medium=social&utm_term=link

What could possibly go wrong with reviving ancient viruses trapped in permafrost?

[The Sultan]

https://twitter.com/bradiuszero/status/1656027843178971136?s=46&t=ppua9BCUAa7dWM9-SthPmg

[Hards Alumni]

https://twitter.com/bradiuszero/status/1656027843178971136?s=46&t=ppua9BCUAa7dWM9-SthPmg

Probably not a great idea to trust the butt plug company with your life.

[ZiggysFryBoy]

Probably not a great idea to trust the butt plug company with your life.

This is why you only use fruit and veggies, anal?

[Hards Alumni]

This is why you only use fruit and veggies, anal?

I'm not sure I'd arrive to an MRI with anything in my ass, if I'm being real.

[Dickthedribbler]

I'm not sure I'd arrive to an MRI with anything in my ass, if I'm being real.

Just a smile on your face and a song in your heart, right?

[Hards Alumni]

Just a smile on your face and a song in your heart, right?

And a belly full of ball bearings!

[TAMU, Knower of Ball]

This bears asking... dob you think he put the butt plug in solely so the doctor would see it on the MRI and laugh?

[mu_hilltopper]

https://www.mercurynews.com/2023/05/12/arbys-crew-finds-their-manager-dead-in-freezer/

[PBRme]

https://www.mercurynews.com/2023/05/12/arbys-crew-finds-their-manager-dead-in-freezer/

You mean the meat is not fresh it's frozen!!

[MUBurrow]

Wouldn't have happened at Chipotle...

[TSmith34, Inc.]

Highly technologically advanced water people. We're so fucked.

https://twitter.com/noliewithbtc/status/1657893368322457610

[ZiggysFryBoy]

Weinermobile has been renamed (likely due to wokeness.)

https://abc7chicago.com/oscar-mayer-wienermobile-frankmobile-hot-dogs-mobile/13260290/

[warriorchick]

Weinermobile has been renamed (likely due to wokeness.)

https://abc7chicago.com/oscar-mayer-wienermobile-frankmobile-hot-dogs-mobile/13260290/

I saw the wienermobile at a Las Vegas grocery store a month ago.  What a disappointment. 

They no longer give out the little hot dog whistles that I am sure were engineered to produce a sound guaranteed to annoy parents.  The rep didn't do much more than tell some hot-dog-related puns.  And worst of all, I discovered that the wienermobiles are no longer made at Excaliber Motors in Milwaukee.  They make them in North Carolina now.

[Spotcheck Billy]

I saw the wienermobile at a Las Vegas grocery store a month ago.  What a disappointment. 

They no longer give out the little hot dog whistles that I am sure were engineered to produce a sound guaranteed to annoy parents.  The rep didn't do much more than tell some hot-dog-related puns.  And worst of all, I discovered that the wienermobiles are no longer made at Excaliber Motors in Milwaukee.  They make them in North Carolina now.

Well since they haven't made any vehicles since 1997 some one else had to.

[lawdog77]

I saw the wienermobile at a Las Vegas grocery store a month ago.  What a disappointment. 

They no longer give out the little hot dog whistles that I am sure were engineered to produce a sound guaranteed to annoy parents.  The rep didn't do much more than tell some hot-dog-related puns.  And worst  wurst of all, I discovered that the wienermobiles are no longer made at Excaliber Motors in Milwaukee.  They make them in North Carolina now.

Fixed it before Tower could

[tower912]

To be frank, I missed that one.

[Dickthedribbler]

To be frank, I missed that one.

But I knew you would ketchup sooner or later.

[tower912]

I relish the pursuit.

[mu_hilltopper]

Heat Will Likely Soar to Record Levels in Next 5 Years

https://www.nytimes.com/2023/05/17/climate/record-heat-forecast.html

[The Sultan]

Heat Will Likely Soar to Record Levels in Next 5 Years

https://www.nytimes.com/2023/05/17/climate/record-heat-forecast.html

As long as it makes our springs warmer than this one...