Daily Dose of Doom Thread

[cheebs09]

Heat Will Likely Soar to Record Levels in Next 5 Years

https://www.nytimes.com/2023/05/17/climate/record-heat-forecast.html

Man, withoutbias will be ticked Jimmy is playing that well.

[Hards Alumni]

Heat Will Likely Soar to Record Levels in Next 5 Years

https://www.nytimes.com/2023/05/17/climate/record-heat-forecast.html

Let the death spiral to 5C commence.

Hopefully ChatGPT has a way to fix our climate!

[ZaLiN]

Since the Covid board is best left to die.

https://www.reuters.com/investigates/special-report/global-pandemic-bats-deforestation/

[mu_hilltopper]

Like, oopsie, or .. total doom.

https://www.nytimes.com/2023/05/21/us/chemical-missing-shipment-california-wyoming.html

This is right out of Breaking Bad.

[lawdog77]

Keep this story away from Muggsy
https://www.mercurynews.com/2023/05/15/he-was-lost-speeding-drunk-and-then-he-tried-to-frame-his-dog-police-say/?utm_email=74367572843174AE64F084CEF8&g2i_eui=DXnb0FExXdjV0PYVr3%2fI0%2fzz4E3F40VX&g2i_source=newsletter&lctg=74367572843174AE64F084CEF8&active=no&utm_source=listrak&utm_medium=email&utm_term=https%3a%2f%2fwww.mercurynews.com%2f2023%2f05%2f15%2fhe-was-lost-speeding-drunk-and-then-he-tried-to-frame-his-dog-police-say%2f&utm_campaign=bang-mult-nl-morning-report-nl&utm_content=manual

[rocket surgeon]

Heat Will Likely Soar to Record Levels in Next 5 Years

https://www.nytimes.com/2023/05/17/climate/record-heat-forecast.html

  first of all, it's the new york times...bwahahahaha...so many catastrophic predictions haven't even come close to being true, but you climate zealots keep slopping it up.  oh yeah, just keep sending lawyers, money and greta thunderbergs and we'll take care of it for ya.  ya sure this didn't come from the new york onion?

[The Sultan of Semantics]

  first of all, it's the new york times...bwahahahaha...so many catastrophic predictions haven't even come close to being true, but you climate zealots keep slopping it up.  oh yeah, just keep sending lawyers, money and greta thunderbergs and we'll take care of it for ya.  ya sure this didn't come from the new york onion?

I mean, it's not a bad prediction because that's exactly where the trends are going. These are just objective facts.

https://www.climate.gov/news-features/understanding-climate/climate-change-global-temperature

Adding a growing El Nino to that mix will undoubtedly raise temps even more.

[ZiggysFryBoy]

I mean, it's not a bad prediction because that's exactly where the trends are going. These are just objective facts.

https://www.climate.gov/news-features/understanding-climate/climate-change-global-temperature

Adding a growing El Nino to that mix will undoubtedly raise temps even more.

Is that a man made el Nino?  Or is God the sperm producing deity and mother nature the birthing person?

[Uncle Rico]

  first of all, it's the new york times...bwahahahaha...so many catastrophic predictions haven't even come close to being true, but you climate zealots keep slopping it up.  oh yeah, just keep sending lawyers, money and greta thunderbergs and we'll take care of it for ya.  ya sure this didn't come from the new york onion?

I was driving down by campus this afternoon and saw a bunch of new grads taking pics in various spots and wondered to myself if any of them could be the next rocket?

Anyway, 8 out of 10

[TSmith34, Inc.]

  first of all, it's the new york times...bwahahahaha...so many catastrophic predictions haven't even come close to being true, but you climate zealots keep slopping it up.  oh yeah, just keep sending lawyers, money and greta thunderbergs and we'll take care of it for ya.  ya sure this didn't come from the new york onion?

Global temperatures are just another lib conspiracy brought to you by George Soros and Hilary Drinks the Blood of Children Clintoon.

[Uncle Rico]

Global temperatures are just another lib conspiracy brought to you by George Soros and Hilary Drinks the Blood of Children Clintoon.

https://www.forbes.com/sites/katherinehamilton/2023/05/22/southwest-states-strike-deal-to-stall-colorado-river-water-shortage-crisis/amp/

[Hards Alumni]

  first of all, it's the new york times...bwahahahaha...so many catastrophic predictions haven't even come close to being true, but you climate zealots keep slopping it up.  oh yeah, just keep sending lawyers, money and greta thunderbergs and we'll take care of it for ya.  ya sure this didn't come from the new york onion?

We know you don't care.  You'll be dead before it affects you.

[TSmith34, Inc.]

We know you don't care.  You'll be dead before it affects you.

It's already affecting him. He's been conditioned to ignore his lying eyes. If they told him the earth was cooling cataclysmically, he'd be on here repeating that nonsense and demanding more CO2 in the air.

[TSmith34, Inc.]

Big Globe is out to get us.

Not the Onion, unfortunately.

Georgia GOP Chair Goes Full Flat-Earth, Says Globes Are Part of a Conspiracy
https://archive.is/hIDQ1#selection-1411.0-1411.76

KANDISS TAYLOR, A recently elected GOP District Chair in Georgia, would like to know why Big Globe won’t stop shoving round-Earth propaganda down our throats.

In an interview with David Weiss (AKA “Flat Earth Dave”) and Matt Long on her “Jesus, Guns, and Babies” podcast, Taylor and her guests discussed biblical “evidence” that the Earth is actually flat as a pancake. “The people that defend the globe don’t know anything about the globe,” said Weiss. “If they knew a tenth of what Matt and I know about the globe they would be Flat Earthers.”

“All the globes, everywhere” Taylor said later in the discussion. “I turn on the TV, there’s globes in the background … Everywhere there’s globes. You see them all the time, it’s constant. My children will be like ‘Mama, globe, globe, globe, globe’ — they’re everywhere.”

“That’s what they do, to brainwash,” she added. “For me if it’s not a conspiracy. If it is real, why are you pushing so hard everywhere I go? Every store, you buy a globe, there’s globes everywhere. Every movie, every TV show, news media — why? More and more I’m like, it doesn’t make sense.”

[warriorchick]

Weinermobile has been renamed (likely due to wokeness.)

https://abc7chicago.com/oscar-mayer-wienermobile-frankmobile-hot-dogs-mobile/13260290/

Apparently, people have been gettin' busy in the wienermobile

https://slate.com/human-interest/2023/05/oscar-mayer-wienermobile-drivers-sex-jamie-loftus-hot-dog.html

[ZiggysFryBoy]

Apparently, people have been gettin' busy in the wienermobile

https://slate.com/human-interest/2023/05/oscar-mayer-wienermobile-drivers-sex-jamie-loftus-hot-dog.html

22-23 year olds traveling the country in a giant phallus and they're getting busy in it?

Get thee thy fainting couch.

I'd be more disappointed if they weren't raw dogging it in the weinermobile.

[Uncle Rico]

https://www.foxnews.com/us/arizona-imposes-restrictions-new-housing-development-amidst-water-supply-concern.amp

Huh