Author Topic: Mbakwe (Read 64516 times)

spiral97 · « **Reply #125 on:** December 20, 2007, 02:28:40 PM »

Plate tectonics are caused by Mbakwe. Every time he runs and plants his feet, plates are forced to realign themselves.

TallTitan34 · « **Reply #126 on:** December 20, 2007, 03:00:33 PM »

Contrary to belief the Titanic did not hit an iceberg but rather Trevor Mbakwe.

mu03eng · « **Reply #127 on:** December 20, 2007, 03:55:36 PM »

Trevor's penis is huge....it fact it is so large his penis has it's own penis....which is still bigger than any of yours

MUCrew · « **Reply #128 on:** December 20, 2007, 04:27:56 PM »

Quote from: mu03eng on December 20, 2007, 03:55:36 PM

Trevor's penis is huge....it fact it is so large his penis has it's own penis....which is still bigger than any of yours

Quote from: TallTitan34 on December 20, 2007, 03:00:33 PM

Contrary to belief the Titanic did not hit an iceberg but rather Trevor Mbakwe.

Oh no...I think people are doubling up on Mbakwe lines!

The Lens · « **Reply #129 on:** December 20, 2007, 05:17:36 PM »

When TM craps, you get the Rocky Mountains, when TM pees you get Budwieser

Pardner · « **Reply #130 on:** December 20, 2007, 06:48:39 PM »

If Trevor Mbakwe attended West Virginia, Bob Huggins graduation rate would jump to 100% at ALL the schools he has ever coached to probation. Not only that, Trevor would then pardon Huggies' players for ALL their crimes against humanity.

spiral97 · « **Reply #131 on:** December 20, 2007, 06:53:15 PM »

Buzz Lightyear is Mbakwe's sidekick.

ZiggysFryBoy · « **Reply #132 on:** December 20, 2007, 07:09:07 PM »

This thread will end when Trevor Mbakwe says it's done.

He hasn't said anything yet.

ChicosBailBonds · « **Reply #133 on:** December 20, 2007, 07:21:54 PM »

There is no global warming...that's Trevor Mbakwe's mojo keeping things warm and toasty

SoCalwarrior · « **Reply #134 on:** December 20, 2007, 07:34:51 PM »

When Devin Hester returns a kick off, he imagines Mbakwe chasing him. Mbakwe is not a Bears' fan.

MonsterWebWarrior · « **Reply #135 on:** December 20, 2007, 07:42:56 PM »

When Clark Kent needs power, he rips off his shirt and turns into Superman. When Superman needs power he rips off his shirt and turns into Trevor Mbakwe.

MonsterWebWarrior · « **Reply #136 on:** December 20, 2007, 08:10:28 PM »

Trevor knows what you did last summer.

ZiggysFryBoy · « **Reply #137 on:** December 20, 2007, 08:43:21 PM »

Quote from: MonsterWebWarrior on December 20, 2007, 08:10:28 PM

Trevor knows what you did last summer.

Trevor also knows if you've been bad or good. In fact, Trevor kicked Santa's ass and has hitched up the fat man to a harness and makes Santa fly Trevor around on Christmas Eve. Trevor told Rudolph to take a hike.

Trevor also eats reindeers whole, cookies by the dozen, poops elves, manufactures the Wii, and, if you don't have a chimney, Trevor will just kick a hole in your roof.

Trevor is the reason for the season.

mu03eng · « **Reply #138 on:** December 20, 2007, 10:31:02 PM »

Once Trevor had to take a pee, and the only one who was told anything about it was some Noah guy.

spiral97 · « **Reply #139 on:** December 20, 2007, 10:51:29 PM »

Trevor knows the sound of a tree falling in the woods when nobody is around.

MarquetteFan94 · « **Reply #140 on:** December 20, 2007, 11:49:33 PM »

Trevor knows what Willis was talkin' about....

AlumKCof93 · « **Reply #141 on:** December 21, 2007, 09:20:17 AM »

Trevor is the beef.

patso · « **Reply #142 on:** December 21, 2007, 09:30:09 AM »

Trevor is Sasquatch the Yeti and the Loch Ness monster

Henry Sugar · « **Reply #143 on:** December 21, 2007, 09:34:34 AM »

Trevor knows the sound of one hand clapping. It's the sound of pain.

mosarsour · « **Reply #144 on:** December 21, 2007, 09:59:25 AM »

Trevor was Luke's father...

MarquetteFan94 · « **Reply #145 on:** December 21, 2007, 11:18:13 AM »

I recently called a moving company after purchasing a new home.....four guys showed up on moving day....I opened the door, greeted them but was confused when I didn't see their truck. So, I asked the obvious question, "how do you intend to move all of my belongings to my new home without a truck?" The guy in charge turned without saying one word and pointed to the street......Trevor was standing there with a huge, sh;t eating grin, nodding and pointing to himself with his thumbs. I just smiled back and walked back in the house knowing I was in good hands...literally.

patso · « **Reply #146 on:** December 21, 2007, 11:40:53 AM »

Trevor makes Wilt Chamberlain look like a choirboy

SoCalwarrior · « **Reply #147 on:** December 21, 2007, 12:23:11 PM »

Mbakwe was once on Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.

patso · « **Reply #148 on:** December 21, 2007, 05:55:24 PM »

Trevor always graciously gives the opponent the first three moves in Tic Tac Toe and he is still undefeated

LastWarrior · « **Reply #149 on:** December 21, 2007, 07:27:11 PM »

This is the most popular MUScoop thread of all-time... wow!!

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Author Topic: Mbakwe (Read 64516 times)

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