NM

[Hards Alumni]

My wife has me of those cake pop makers. She used it once like ten years ago. Every time I see it I roll my eyes.

I know this feeling exactly.  I actually mentioned giving it away the whole setup to our niece this weekend.

[warriorchick]

I know this feeling exactly.  I actually mentioned giving it away the whole setup to our niece this weekend.

How many tools do you have in your garage that you never use? Does your wife suggest that you give those away?

[Scoop Snoop]

How many tools do you have in your garage that you never use? Does your wife suggest that you give those away?

Ouch!

[ZiggysFryBoy]

How many tools do you have in your garage that you never use? Does your wife suggest that you give those away?

Hards is the only tool in that household.

[Scoop Snoop]

Hards is the only tool in that household.

Ouch again.

[Hards Alumni]

How many tools do you have in your garage that you never use? Does your wife suggest that you give those away?

None really, I don't buy things I don't need, and the things I do buy are quality and intended to last a lifetime.

But, I do have a full brewing setup that hasn't been used since before the pandemic.   

[Hards Alumni]

Hards is the only tool in that household.

Yeah, well the only tool at your household is a hoe.   

[BrewCity83]

Yeah, well the only tool at your household is a hoe.   

LOL.  Probably not left unused for years in the shed...

[ZiggysFryBoy]

Yeah, well the only tool at your household is a hoe.   

Only for me.

[mu_hilltopper]

https://www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2023/04/14/rent-a-hitman-tennessee-job/

Thinking MUScoop should get a membership, for those more difficult ban hammer jobs.

[Spotcheck Billy]

Why don't we have mouse-flavored cat food?

[ZiggysFryBoy]

My cat eats goldfish. The cheesy crackers.

[Milkshakes]

Why don't we have mouse-flavored cat food?

How do you know we don't?

[lawdog77]

My cat eats goldfish. The cheesy crackers.

Whenever the front doorbell rings, my cat runs to the front door.
Reminds me of the Norm McDonald joke:
"Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's almost never for them."

[ZiggysFryBoy]

How do you know we don't?

"Chopped grill feast"

[Scoop Snoop]

Whenever the front doorbell rings, my cat runs to the front door.
Reminds me of the Norm McDonald joke:
"Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's almost never for them."

Almost always true, but there was one exception for my Great Dane Tristan years ago. Since I owned the business, Tristan came to work with me every day. The doorbell rang and I was nearby, so I greeted the man who had brought several of his grandchildren with him. He was the GM of a facility where we had just completed a large job, and my first thoughts were "what's wrong?". He told me that he was not there to see me but rather had brought his grandchildren to visit Tristan.

I popped into my wife's office and whispered "Tristan has company, but I'm not even invited to join his visitors."

[rocket surgeon]

i used to bring my white siberian into work with me.  if i knew the patient well and/or if they were dog lovers, i'd have tanner sneak in behind the patient lying in the chair and he'd surprise them with a wet sloppy kiss.  little kids loved him almost as much as i.  little kids would ask if tanner was going to be there for there next appointment.  many still ask about him

[Scoop Snoop]

i used to bring my white siberian into work with me.  if i knew the patient well and/or if they were dog lovers, i'd have tanner sneak in behind the patient lying in the chair and he'd surprise them with a wet sloppy kiss.  little kids loved him almost as much as i.  little kids would ask if tanner was going to be there for there next appointment.  many still ask about him

Tristan would nap first thing in the morning and then make his rounds to all the office employees who would pet him and fuss over him. A temp on her first day with us had a file drawer open. Tristan quietly came into her office and plopped his huge head down on the open drawer. When we heard her scream, we realized that no one remembered to warn her about his presence. Oops! She was fine after the initial surprise, but I imagine he gave her quite a scare. 

[rocket surgeon]

great danes are awesome dogs.  i had a saint bernie a number of years ago-gentle giants and cuddly as all hell.  spanky was the neighborhood mascot-made little kids giggle

  all great animals to have for a 3 dog night

[NYWarrior]

Pho'nomenal Bowl Instant Pho is a good lunch alternative. Just add some protein.

[ZiggysFryBoy]

great danes are awesome dogs.  i had a saint bernie a number of years ago-gentle giants and cuddly as all hell.  spanky was the neighborhood mascot-made little kids giggle

  all great animals to have for a 3 dog night

10 days until a 3 doggy style night outdoors, hey?

[mu_hilltopper]

Whoa.

https://twitter.com/Flawless_Cowboi/status/1648753390078369792

If Arby's changed all their stores to that, they'd either triple their sales, or it would go to zero, not sure which.

[rocket surgeon]

10 days until a 3 doggy style night outdoors, hey?

  never did like that beer

[rocket surgeon]

Whoa.

https://twitter.com/Flawless_Cowboi/status/1648753390078369792

If Arby's changed all their stores to that, they'd either triple their sales, or it would go to zero, not sure which.

  didn't know arby's was native american?  next up, the warrior samich?

[ZiggysFryBoy]

Whoa.

https://twitter.com/Flawless_Cowboi/status/1648753390078369792

If Arby's changed all their stores to that, they'd either triple their sales, or it would go to zero, not sure which.

I just jizzed.