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[Uncle Rico]

There is an electric jackhammer on sale for $109 on Amazon. 

I didn't know there was such a thing .. and so cheap.

I'm pretty sure I should buy it, but I have nothing that needs jackhammering.

That thing better have one helluva warranty

[Newsdreams]

There is an electric jackhammer on sale for $109 on Amazon. 

I didn't know there was such a thing .. and so cheap.

I'm pretty sure I should buy it, but I have nothing that needs jackhammering.

Find something

[Frenns Liquor Depot]

Find something

Right from the Larry Williams playbook.

[mu_hilltopper]

I just brought the jackhammer purchase up with Mrs. Hilltopper and she said absolutely not.

[real chili 83]

I just brought the jackhammer purchase up with Mrs. Hilltopper and she said absolutely not.

And you listened?

[real chili 83]

There is an electric jackhammer on sale for $109 on Amazon. 

I didn't know there was such a thing .. and so cheap.

I'm pretty sure I should buy it, but I have nothing that needs jackhammering.

Your neighbors have driveways, and probably some old cars too.

Buy the institutional sized cans of Arby's sauce at Costco. Great can opener.

[TAMU, Knower of Ball]

This is, ahhhhhhh, quite the headline. And picture.

South Dakota Republican Charged With Rape After Losing Election to His Mom
https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/politics-news/south-dakota-man-charged-rape-losing-election-mom-1234632437/

Haven't heard the "it was just a hug" defense before. Bold strategy

[Dr. Blackheart]

Right from the Larry Williams playbook.

I laughed

[Newsdreams]

Right from the Larry Williams playbook.

Good

[Newsdreams]

I just brought the jackhammer purchase up with Mrs. Hilltopper and she said absolutely not.

If you listened I'm very disappointed, give up all Arby's coupons

[mu_hilltopper]

My company sent out an email that tomorrow is International Men's Day.

The Six Pillars of International Men's Day:
1.   To promote positive male role models.
2.   To celebrate men's contributions to society, community, family, marriage, child care, and the environment.
3.   To focus on men's social, emotional, physical, and spiritual wellbeing.
4.   To highlight diversity and challenge all types of discrimination against underrepresented men and boys.
5.   To improve gender relations and promote gender equality.
6.   To create a safer, better world, where both men and women can grow to reach their full potential.


I'm guessing not many men were asked about those 6 pillars .. no mention of sports, beer, nor Arby's.

[ZiggysFryBoy]

I just brought the jackhammer purchase up with Mrs. Hilltopper and she said absolutely not.

Buy it to jackhammer open her wallet.

[rocket surgeon]

my son might be able to get you a deal on one of these bad boys-

[tower912]

Got my Alice's Restaurant Massacree fix.

[StillAWarrior]

Several times over the last couple days I saw Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson showing up on news feeds and social media with stories about how he was making amends with the 7-11 store where he grew up. Apparently, the Rock used to steal a Snickers bar from the store ever day. To set things right he stopped by the store and bought every Snickers they had.

I seem to be missing something...buying something from a store doesn't make up for stealing something from the store previously.

[warriorchick]

Several times over the last couple days I saw Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson showing up on news feeds and social media with stories about how he was making amends with the 7-11 store where he grew up. Apparently, the Rock used to steal a Snickers bar from the store ever day. To set things right he stopped by the store and bought every Snickers they had.

I seem to be missing something...buying something from a store doesn't make up for stealing something from the store previously.

Yeah...hand the owner $1000 or something.  He would literally have to buy four or five times the total number of Snickers he stole to make the owner even.

[The Sultan]

Several times over the last couple days I saw Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson showing up on news feeds and social media with stories about how he was making amends with the 7-11 store where he grew up. Apparently, the Rock used to steal a Snickers bar from the store ever day. To set things right he stopped by the store and bought every Snickers they had.

I seem to be missing something...buying something from a store doesn't make up for stealing something from the store previously.

From that link...

"And that's not all.

He also took care of every purchase for the people who walked into the store, picking up the tab for shoppers in the store totaling $298."

Wow. A whole $298!

[Scoop Snoop]

My company sent out an email that tomorrow is International Men's Day.

The Six Pillars of International Men's Day:
1.   To promote positive male role models.
2.   To celebrate men's contributions to society, community, family, marriage, child care, and the environment.
3.   To focus on men's social, emotional, physical, and spiritual wellbeing.
4.   To highlight diversity and challenge all types of discrimination against underrepresented men and boys.
5.   To improve gender relations and promote gender equality.
6.   To create a safer, better world, where both men and women can grow to reach their full potential.


I'm guessing not many men were asked about those 6 pillars .. no mention of sports, beer, nor Arby's.

Of course not. This list was obviously written by women.

[warriorchick]

Of course not. This list was obviously written by women.

Wrong.  Most women would argue that this is the gender equivalent of White History Month.

[The Sultan]

I'm going on record saying that I think Mike Lovell is doing a very nice job as Marquette's President.  But his ten most favorite movies list is pretty bland.

https://twitter.com/PresLovell/status/1598710726620680192?s=20&t=DGARWhzPgfIClwPeePLATA

[warriorchick]

I'm going on record saying that I think Mike Lovell is doing a very nice job as Marquette's President.  But his ten most favorite movies list is pretty bland.

https://twitter.com/PresLovell/status/1598710726620680192?s=20&t=DGARWhzPgfIClwPeePLATA

He's an engineer.  I wouldn't be expecting any Fellini or Kurosawa movies on this list.

[cheebs09]

He's an engineer.  I wouldn't be expecting any Fellini or Kurosawa movies on this list.

At least he didn't list Rudy as one.

[Dr. Blackheart]

Of course not. This list was obviously written by women.

When smoking meat and absentmindedly scratching your azz in public isn't on the list, you know no male has had any input.

[mu_hilltopper]

I saw there was a sale on Amazon for a gallon of French's Worcestershire sauce for $7.87

https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B001YJBLCW?psc=1

But French's is crap.  Lea & Perrins all the way. 

But a gallon of that is $31.85. 

Is it 4 times better?  I vote yes.



That is all.

[StillAWarrior]

But a gallon of [Lea & Perrins] is $31.85. 

AKA a "lifetime supply" (for most people including, probably, me)