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[mu_hilltopper]

https://www.nytimes.com/2022/02/14/us/catholic-priest-baptisms-phoenix.html

Imagine dying and getting to the pearly gates and they go, "wow, you were a great guy down on Earth, helping the poor and stuff.   <checks notes> Oh dear.  There's a problem with your baptism.   No salvation for you, enjoy hell."

[The Sultan]

All because the priest used "We" instead of "I."

I know this isn't the main reason millenials and GenZers are turning away from the church, but it doesn't help.

[GooooMarquette]

All because the priest used "We" instead of "I."

I know this isn't the main reason millenials and GenZers are turning away from the church, but it doesn't help.

Yep. Talk about a totally mindless emphasis of form over substance. Yeesh!

[ATL MU Warrior]

So my employer recently changed dental insurance providers and in the process of finding out if my current dentist accepts the new insurance I discovered that my dentist went to MU dental school.  Should I get a new dentist?

[GooooMarquette]

So my employer recently changed dental insurance providers and in the process of finding out if my current dentist accepts the new insurance I discovered that my dentist went to MU dental school.  Should I get a new dentist?

Are the hygienists hot?

[GooooMarquette]

A woman in Durham, Canada accidentally contacts police in Durham, England during a break in. The British police still help stop the break-in...

https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-tyne-60354593.amp

[ATL MU Warrior]

Are the hygienists hot?

Yeah, quite a few are.  It's quite the conundrum. 

[The Sultan]

Well this should be...interesting.

Jason Lynch
@jasonlynch
JJ Abrams says a new Star Trek film "with the original cast" will start shooting by the end of the year.

[Spotcheck Billy]

So my employer recently changed dental insurance providers and in the process of finding out if my current dentist accepts the new insurance I discovered that my dentist went to MU dental school.  Should I get a new dentist?

Not if a hygienist has a shaved head, that doc should be OK.

[Uncle Rico]

Yeah, quite a few are.  It's quite the conundrum.

Can they shave their heads in support of cancer patients?

[warriorchick]

https://www.nytimes.com/2022/02/14/us/catholic-priest-baptisms-phoenix.html

Imagine dying and getting to the pearly gates and they go, "wow, you were a great guy down on Earth, helping the poor and stuff.   <checks notes> Oh dear.  There's a problem with your baptism.   No salvation for you, enjoy hell."

IIRC, they would be in Limbo, not Hell.

[TSmith34, Inc.]

Well this should be...interesting.

Jason Lynch
@jasonlynch
JJ Abrams says a new Star Trek film "with the original cast" will start shooting by the end of the year.

Hologram Spock, Hologram Bones, and Hologram Scottie walk onto the bridge...

[mu_hilltopper]

IIRC, they would be in Limbo, not Hell.

I've heard that Limbo has staffing issues and people are being diverted to Heck.

[GooooMarquette]

IIRC, they would be in Limbo, not Hell.

And in Florence, there is an actual graveyard called Limbo where they used to bury children who had not yet been baptized.

[rocky_warrior]

And in Florence, there is an actual graveyard called Limbo where they used to bury children who had not yet been baptized.

Florence, CO, home to Alcatraz of the Rockies - certainly similar to limbo.  At least according to a former warden "The Supermax is life after death. It's long term. In my opinion, it's far much worse than death"

[Galway Eagle]

So it's 50 degrees outside right now, expecting freezing rain this evening, and a couple inches of snow tonight. I don't think I've ever heard of a more Midwest day in my life.

[GooooMarquette]

So it's 50 degrees outside right now, expecting freezing rain this evening, and a couple inches of snow tonight. I don't think I've ever heard of a more Midwest day in my life.

Whiteout conditions overnight?

[GooooMarquette]

Rochester man claiming to be a 'brain surgeon' racks up $27k in credit card debt under partner's name

A warrant has been issued for a Rochester man claiming to be a brain surgeon who racked up nearly $27,000 worth of credit card debit in cards he reportedly opened in his romantic partner's name.

A criminal complaint warrant was issued in Olmsted County District Court Tuesday, Feb. 15, 2022, for 36-year-old Kody Michael Drost. He is facing a single felony charge of identity theft.

A woman reported the incident to Rochester police in August 2020. The woman said she knew Drost as "Ethan Miller" and that he claimed to be a "brain surgeon" at Mayo Clinic.

The woman and Drost lived together for about 18 months and Drost would return to the residence most evenings "wearing medical scrubs with a stethoscope," the criminal complaint states. The woman began to become suspicious of Drost when the couple began looking to buy a home together and he could not provide the financial information required to do so.

https://www.postbulletin.com/news/local/rochester-man-claiming-to-be-a-brain-surgeon-racks-up-27k-in-credit-card-debt-under-partners-name?fbclid=IwAR1TdsKbOCrft4Px2ymjlqxlUWrLhYrRDc7XtLP8TyU-wPlb40EiqlXNpLc

I'm thinking the reference to himself as a "brain surgeon" would have been a clue.....

[ZiggysFryBoy]

Rochester man claiming to be a 'brain surgeon' racks up $27k in credit card debt under partner's name

A warrant has been issued for a Rochester man claiming to be a brain surgeon who racked up nearly $27,000 worth of credit card debit in cards he reportedly opened in his romantic partner's name.

A criminal complaint warrant was issued in Olmsted County District Court Tuesday, Feb. 15, 2022, for 36-year-old Kody Michael Drost. He is facing a single felony charge of identity theft.

A woman reported the incident to Rochester police in August 2020. The woman said she knew Drost as "Ethan Miller" and that he claimed to be a "brain surgeon" at Mayo Clinic.

The woman and Drost lived together for about 18 months and Drost would return to the residence most evenings "wearing medical scrubs with a stethoscope," the criminal complaint states. The woman began to become suspicious of Drost when the couple began looking to buy a home together and he could not provide the financial information required to do so.

https://www.postbulletin.com/news/local/rochester-man-claiming-to-be-a-brain-surgeon-racks-up-27k-in-credit-card-debt-under-partners-name?fbclid=IwAR1TdsKbOCrft4Px2ymjlqxlUWrLhYrRDc7XtLP8TyU-wPlb40EiqlXNpLc

I'm thinking the reference to himself as a "brain surgeon" would have been a clue.....

Ive found that telling the strippers that I'm a "brain doctor" works better.

[GooooMarquette]

Anybody been to Old Country Buffet lately? Is it as good as Dgeis says it is?

[Newsdreams]

Anybody been to Old Country Buffet lately? Is it as good as Dgeis says it is?

unnatural carnal knowledge the Cardinals

[Dr. Blackheart]

Anybody been to Old Country Buffet lately? Is it as good as Dgeis says it is?

I hear they are big in St. Louis, Dayton and Vero Beach.

[Newsdreams]

I hear they are big in St. Louis, Dayton and Vero Beach.

I say unnatural carnal knowledge Vero Beach

[real chili 83]

Anybody been to Old Country Buffet lately? Is it as good as Dgeis says it is?

You mean that miserable Cardinals fan?   According to many on Scoop, he's a racist too.  At least we know for sure he is funny looking. 

[GooooMarquette]

You mean that miserable Cardinals fan?   According to many on Scoop, he's a racist too.  At least we know for sure he is funny looking.

Racist without question. I heard he thinks Puerto Rico is a foreign country!