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mu_hilltopper

#10625
October 14, 2021, 04:34:57 PM
My teacher wife said the kids were doing lots of "armpit farts" today.

Is there another slang name for that? 

Galway Eagle

#10626
October 14, 2021, 05:29:40 PM
Quote from: mu_hilltopper on October 14, 2021, 04:34:57 PM
My teacher wife said the kids were doing lots of "armpit farts" today.

Is there another slang name for that?

Axillary Flatulence
Retire Terry Rand's jersey!

GooooMarquette

#10627
October 14, 2021, 08:36:57 PM
I have no other name for it, but in trying to research the issue I discovered that flatulence related humor goes back a long time...

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toilet_humour

Newsdreams

#10628
October 14, 2021, 09:03:40 PM
Quote from: GooooMarquette on October 14, 2021, 08:36:57 PM
I have no other name for it, but in trying to research the issue I discovered that flatulence related humor goes back a long time...

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toilet_humour
Stop farting
Goal is National Championship
CBP profile my people who landed here over 100 yrs before Mayflower. Most I've had to deal with are ignorant & low IQ.
Can't believe we're living in the land of F 452/1984/Animal Farm/Brave New World/Handmaid's Tale. When travel to Mars begins, expect Starship Troopers

GooooMarquette

#10629
October 14, 2021, 09:19:33 PM
Quote from: Newsdreams on October 14, 2021, 09:03:40 PM
Stop farting


Been hearing that my whole life...

warriorchick

#10631
October 15, 2021, 09:54:29 PM


On the list of the most unusual town names in each state:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chili,_Wisconsin
Have some patience, FFS.

Dr. Blackheart

#10632
October 16, 2021, 12:02:47 AM
Quote from: warriorchick on October 15, 2021, 09:54:29 PM

On the list of the most unusual town names in each state:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chili,_Wisconsin

Should be Chili, WI 00083, home of the Smoked Meats Emporium

tower912

#10633
October 17, 2021, 11:39:27 AM
Candy corn bratwurst.
Luke 6:45   ...A good man produces goodness from the good in his heart; an evil man produces evil out of his store of evil.   Each man speaks from his heart's abundance...

It is better to be fearless and cheerful than cheerless and fearful.

Dr. Blackheart

#10634
October 22, 2021, 06:45:54 AM
Illinois: The Pumpkin State. Without us, there would be no Halloween, no pie or Cinderella. Please call us FIPs from now on.

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/map-where-america-s-pumpkins-come-n1281963

warriorchick

#10635
October 22, 2021, 09:34:25 PM
In a former life, I did business in Morton, Illinois, the self - proclaimed Pumpkin Capital of the United States.

There was a Libby's plant there, and in the fall, there would be a ginormous pile of pumpkins on the side of the building. Not surprisingly, it was all the pumpkins that were too ugly to sell for carving.
Have some patience, FFS.

Newsdreams

#10636
October 23, 2021, 07:56:59 AM
Quote from: warriorchick on October 22, 2021, 09:34:25 PM
In a former life, I did business in Morton, Illinois, the self - proclaimed Pumpkin Capital of the United States.

There was a Libby's plant there, and in the fall, there would be a ginormous pile of pumpkins on the side of the building. Not surprisingly, it was all the pumpkins that were too ugly to sell for carving.
Define ugly pumpkin 🎃   ;D
Goal is National Championship
CBP profile my people who landed here over 100 yrs before Mayflower. Most I've had to deal with are ignorant & low IQ.
Can't believe we're living in the land of F 452/1984/Animal Farm/Brave New World/Handmaid's Tale. When travel to Mars begins, expect Starship Troopers

real chili 83

#10637
October 23, 2021, 12:38:09 PM
Picked up a monster pumpkin today. Just huge. Pumpkin carving is a blast.  #littlekid.

GooooMarquette

#10638
October 23, 2021, 04:26:32 PM
Quote from: real chili 83 on October 23, 2021, 12:38:09 PM
Picked up a monster pumpkin today. Just huge. Pumpkin carving is a blast.  #littlekid.


And roasted pumpkin seeds! Yum!!

brewcity77

#10639
October 23, 2021, 04:33:11 PM
Quote from: GooooMarquette on October 23, 2021, 04:26:32 PM

And roasted pumpkin seeds! Yum!!

Nothing beats a good homemade pumpkin soup. One of my annual must-make things. Just got our pumpkins today and I'm already excited.

Galway Eagle

#10640
October 23, 2021, 07:34:39 PM
Try making Stuffed pumpkin it's delicious!
Retire Terry Rand's jersey!

Herman Cain

#10641
October 23, 2021, 07:51:31 PM
I have gone to eating with chopsticks as much as possible . Forces slower eating
"It was a Great Day until it wasn't"
    ——Rory McIlroy on Final Round at Pinehurst

fjm

#10642
October 23, 2021, 07:55:33 PM
Quote from: Herman Cain on October 23, 2021, 07:51:31 PM
I have gone to eating with chopsticks as much as possible . Forces slower eating

Respect. The lady friend is a big chopstick user. It really is helpful.

Hards Alumni

#10643
October 23, 2021, 09:10:43 PM
Quote from: real chili 83 on October 23, 2021, 12:38:09 PM
Picked up a monster pumpkin today. Just huge. Pumpkin carving is a blast.  #littlekid.

Dremel?

real chili 83

#10644
October 24, 2021, 10:10:32 AM
Quote from: Hards_Alumni on October 23, 2021, 09:10:43 PM
Dremel?

Good old fashioned kitchen knife.

Newsdreams

#10645
October 24, 2021, 11:18:02 AM
Quote from: real chili 83 on October 24, 2021, 10:10:32 AM
Good old fashioned kitchen knife.
Halloween Kills knife, hey
Goal is National Championship
CBP profile my people who landed here over 100 yrs before Mayflower. Most I've had to deal with are ignorant & low IQ.
Can't believe we're living in the land of F 452/1984/Animal Farm/Brave New World/Handmaid's Tale. When travel to Mars begins, expect Starship Troopers

Newsdreams

#10646
October 26, 2021, 12:44:57 PM
Goal is National Championship
CBP profile my people who landed here over 100 yrs before Mayflower. Most I've had to deal with are ignorant & low IQ.
Can't believe we're living in the land of F 452/1984/Animal Farm/Brave New World/Handmaid's Tale. When travel to Mars begins, expect Starship Troopers

Dr. Blackheart

#10647
October 26, 2021, 01:38:27 PM
Quote from: Newsdreams on October 26, 2021, 12:44:57 PM
https://www.usatoday.com/story/money/food/2021/10/23/kelloggs-sued-strawberries-pop-tarts-illinois-5-million/6160675001/

QuoteHarris claims the Pop-Tarts "cannot provide a true strawberry taste" since it is overwhelmed by "significant amounts" of pears and apples

Now we know where those Red Delicious apples go.

Newsdreams

#10648
October 26, 2021, 04:30:50 PM
Quote from: Dr. Blackheart on October 26, 2021, 01:38:27 PM
Now we know where those Red Delicious apples go.
If this is proved in court Kellogg will have to $$$$
Goal is National Championship
CBP profile my people who landed here over 100 yrs before Mayflower. Most I've had to deal with are ignorant & low IQ.
Can't believe we're living in the land of F 452/1984/Animal Farm/Brave New World/Handmaid's Tale. When travel to Mars begins, expect Starship Troopers

rocky_warrior

#10649
October 26, 2021, 05:13:05 PM
Wait, people buy pop tarts for their fruit content?

Idiots, that what twizzlers are for...
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