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[JWags85]

And roasted pumpkin seeds! Yum!!

Found out this year that good friends of ours have a bunch of farmland they are aiming to sell or develop.  In the meantime, they've basically rented it out to some people who are growing pumpkins.  Said pumpkin cultivators have told them to take as many as they want whenever.  My buddy's wife and my wife have went out 3 separate times.  I think we had a dozen pumpkins on our patio for awhile 😂😂 so many seeds.  Beats the hell out of searching for a perfect one in a throng of people at a farm

[GooooMarquette]

Wait, people buy pop tarts for their fruit content?

Idiots, that what twizzlers are for...

And Froot Loops....

[forgetful]

And Froot Loops....

Meh, fruit by the foot literally gives you the feet of fruit. The most nutritious part.

[real chili 83]

Starburst, people.

[GooooMarquette]

Almost forgot Fruity Pebbles

[ZiggysFryBoy]

Limited time only, frankenberry.

Don't forget fruit flavored vodka to wash this all down.  (I have a bottle of Stoli Razz if any 90s undergrads want to have a drink....)

[fjm]

Almost forgot Fruity Pebbles

Yuuuuum.

Or those little strawberry candies at grandmas house.

[GooooMarquette]

Speaking of fruits, we shouldn't neglect vegetables either.

Candy corn counts as a vegetable, right?

[rocky_warrior]

Candy corn counts as a vegetable, right?

Corn is good, but I gotta believe pumpkin is better for you:

[TAMU, Knower of Ball]

Corn is good, but I gotta believe pumpkin is better for you:

Pumpkin is a fruit

[forgetful]

Pumpkin is a fruit

Mind blown.

[Dr. Blackheart]

Pumpkin is a fruit

Thanks for that. I always start my day with the recommended daily six servings of fruit.

[rocky_warrior]

Pumpkin is a fruit

As are tomatoes, but both are worse "fruits" than red delicious!

Thanks for that. I always start my day with the recommended daily six servings of fruit.

Uh, that's a 4 pack

[Dr. Blackheart]

Uh, that's a 4 pack

2 down, 4 to go.

[forgetful]

As are tomatoes, but both are worse "fruits" than red delicious!

And now, I'm learning that when I eat pickles, I'm actually eating fruit.

Does that make pickle juice, count as a fruit juice?

[GooooMarquette]

And now, I'm learning that when I eat pickles, I'm actually eating fruit.

Does that make pickle juice, count as a fruit juice?

It absolutely counts as a fruit juice. Right alongside cognac.

[The Sultan]

I am sitting at a coffee shop in between appointments, and there is a young couple speaking a foreign language across from me.  She has been talking for about 20 minutes straight - and he is just staring blankly out the window.

Apparently that look is universal.

[Dr. Blackheart]

I am sitting at a coffee shop in between appointments, and there is a young couple speaking a foreign language across from me.  She has been talking for about 20 minutes straight - and he is just staring blankly out the window.

Apparently that look is universal.

Is he staring at the Arby's across the street?

[The Sultan]

Is he staring at the Arby's across the street?

A Qdoba

[rocky_warrior]

A Qdoba

But probably thinking "I wish that was an Arby's"

[The Lens]

A Qdoba

I stopped going to Q Doba's in the early 2010s...too much violence.

[mu_hilltopper]

I just ate a handful of mini-marshmallows.

[GooooMarquette]

But probably thinking "I wish that was an Arby's"

When you're staring that stare, it could probably be a Red Delicious Apple stand. The stare would be the same...

[brewcity77]

I am sitting at a coffee shop in between appointments, and there is a young couple speaking a foreign language across from me.  She has been talking for about 20 minutes straight - and he is just staring blankly out the window.

Apparently that look is universal.

Is it possible that he also doesn't speak that foreign language and is just amusing her?

[GooooMarquette]

Is it possible that he also doesn't speak that foreign language and is just amusing her?

Nah. Then he would be mirroring her facial expressions and nodding knowingly.