Automatic Cocktail Makers

[MuggsyB]

Nothing could possibly be as horrific than the Keurig or Nespresso coffee pod machines.  Or is it conceivable?  A mechanical mixologist?  Really?  Cocktail Pods?  Because making a gin and tonic or old fashioned is that freaking difficult and time consuming?  Because you want to entertain guests and serve them flat and crappy drinks??   This is idiotic, embarrassing, and a total condemnation of our current society.  Let's save 30 secs, marvel at a fking machine, have a drink that tastes far worse, while simultaneously destroying our environment.  Totally pathetic. 

[Jay Bee]

I have multiple Keurig machines and a Bartesian.

My favorite part about them is the destruction of the environment!

I rarely use the Bartesian, but might get some pods for this coming weekend. What should I get?

[ZiggysFryBoy]

I have multiple Keurig machines and a Bartesian.

My favorite part about them is the destruction of the environment!

I rarely use the Bartesian, but might get some pods for this coming weekend. What should I get?

Sex on the beach, tequila sunrise, and slippery nipple.

Make the panties fall right off.

[ATL MU Warrior]

I have multiple Keurig machines and a Bartesian.

My favorite part about them is the destruction of the environment!

I rarely use the Bartesian, but might get some pods for this coming weekend. What should I get?

pods vs pads

[cheebs09]

Sex on the beach, tequila sunrise, and slippery nipple.

Make the panties fall right off.

You might need tighter undies.

[ZiggysFryBoy]

You might need tighter undies.

I don't wear them.

[Galway Eagle]

I don't wear them.

You drink those that often?

[Hards Alumni]

I have multiple Keurig machines and a Bartesian.

My favorite part about them is the destruction of the environment!

I rarely use the Bartesian, but might get some pods for this coming weekend. What should I get?

Ah, so you don't actually *like* coffee or cocktails.

[Jay Bee]

Ah, so you don't actually *like* coffee or cocktails.

Love coffee, but usually use a traditional coffee maker to brew it. K-cups occasionally on main level of house, if I need just a late afternoon cup.. another Keurig is in the basement bar and never gets used

You probably like to get $7 weirdo coffee at Starbucks

[MuggsyB]

I have multiple Keurig machines and a Bartesian.

My favorite part about them is the destruction of the environment!

I rarely use the Bartesian, but might get some pods for this coming weekend. What should I get?

So you spent 800+ dollars on three stupid machines, to buy pods that cost 10 times their worth, to have crappy tasting "coffee"and "cocktails"?   Great.  Are you stocked up on Tang and Kool-Aid powder?  Or does that process take too much time for you?

[Jay Bee]

So you spent 800+ dollars on three stupid machines, to buy pods that cost 10 times their worth, to have crappy tasting "coffee"and "cocktails"   Great.  Are you stocked up on Tang and Kool-Aid powder?  Or does that process take too much time for you?

Lots of Tang for me, my boi

[Galway Eagle]

So you spent 800+ dollars on three stupid machines, to buy pods that cost 10 times their worth, to have crappy tasting "coffee"and "cocktails"?   Great.  Are you stocked up on Tang and Kool-Aid powder?  Or does that process take too much time for you?

At that you may as well get a ratio 6 or 8, I have the 8 and it's totally worth every penny.

[Dr. Blackheart]

Lots of Tang for me, my boi

Buzzed Aldrin!

[real chili 83]

You need vodka for a Buzzed Aldrin. 

Throw in some Space Food Sticks, and you've got a well balanced meal.

[MUUWUWM]

Muggs..when are  you going to learn...but you are entertaining for threads.

[JWags85]

As someone who isn’t a coffee drinker, I’m always amused how coffee snobs get besides themselves that people could be just fine with “lesser” coffee or just drink for utility

[tower912]

Amen.

[Galway Eagle]

As someone who isn’t a coffee drinker, I’m always amused how coffee snobs get besides themselves that people could be just fine with “lesser” coffee or just drink for utility

Isn't that true about everything though? A person who's passionate and "snobby" about something will always judge everyone who just doesn't "get it"

It can be said about beer snobs, wine snobs, coffee snobs, food snobs, brown liquor snobs, dessert snobs, travel snobs, the list goes on and on.

[StillAWarrior]

Isn't that true about everything though? A person who's passionate and "snobby" about something will always judge everyone who just doesn't "get it"

It can be said about beer,wine snobs, coffee snobs, food snobs, brown liquor snobs, dessert snobs, travel snobs, the list goes on and on.

Yeah, it’s almost like that is literally the definition of “coffee snob.”

[Jay Bee]

I’m more than fine with Folgers brewed in a cheap coffee maker in the morning.

Before Covid-19 and the crushing mandates from my state’s wacko governor, there was a Panera a block and a half from my place. All you can drink coffee for like $8 a month.

Routine: cup on the walk to the gym for AM bball. Cup on walk home from Target Center. Cup on walk to the office. Cup after lunch.

[lawdog77]

Isn't that true about everything though? A person who's passionate and "snobby" about something will always judge everyone who just doesn't "get it"

It can be said about beer snobs, wine snobs, coffee snobs, food snobs, brown liquor snobs, dessert snobs, travel snobs, the list goes on and on.

Don't forget Scoop snobs, for those who only post in the most excellent threads.

[Dr. Blackheart]

Isn't that true about everything though? A person who's passionate and "snobby" about something will always judge everyone who just doesn't "get it"

It can be said about beer snobs, wine snobs, coffee snobs, food snobs, brown liquor snobs, dessert snobs, travel snobs, the list goes on and on.

I think any sort of bacon will do, though.

[lawdog77]

I think any sort of bacon will do, though.

For me, limp chewy bacon has a texture I do not like, but I don't like super crispy bacon as much either. Call me the f'n Goldilocks of bacon, I guess.

[tower912]

Soft and chewy good.  Crispy bad.

[Galway Eagle]

What about Canadian bacon or Irish/English bacon? Where do we stand with pork belly?