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Author Topic: Dental Crime Reports  (Read 7481 times)

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Re: Dental Crime Reports
« Reply #50 on: May 08, 2022, 10:02:45 PM »
Fun read about a serial killer dentist (but aren’t they all…)
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glennon_Engleman

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Re: Dental Crime Reports
« Reply #51 on: May 08, 2022, 10:05:53 PM »
The Supreme Court is overturning all dental practices developed since 1973. Back to mercury amalgams and huffing nitrous oxide.
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Re: Dental Crime Reports
« Reply #52 on: May 08, 2022, 10:07:35 PM »
Drill baby Drill

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Re: Dental Crime Reports
« Reply #55 on: May 09, 2022, 05:25:02 PM »
More geriatric dentist crime:

Silver Spring dentist pleads guilty to mail and health care fraud, DOJ says
https://wtop.com/crime/2022/05/silver-spring-dentist-pleads-guilty-to-mail-and-health-care-fraud-doj-says/?msclkid=7e89aed2cfe611eca8519f68a4d9d4a9

"A dentist from Silver Spring, Maryland, pleaded guilty Wednesday for conspiracy to commit mail fraud and health care fraud — he’ll pay back more than $1.2 million as part of the plea deal, according to the Department of Justice.

Edward T. Buford III, 70, is accused of devising and executing a plan to defraud Medicaid in D.C., according to a news release from the department."
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Re: Dental Crime Reports
« Reply #56 on: May 10, 2022, 12:14:55 PM »
Dentists can be heroes too! ;D

Vietnamese man, 24, needed to get a 2cm-thick steel nut DRILLED off his 'strangled' penis after it got stuck in masturbation game gone wrong

     An unidentified patient in Ho Chi Minh complained of a numb penis to medics
    The man admitted putting a 2cm thick nut around his shaft 10 hours earlier
    His penis was so swollen that doctors were forced to use a dental drill to cut it off

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-10789083/Vietnamese-man-24-needed-2cm-steel-nut-DRILLED-strangled-penis.html?fbclid=IwAR3JNZHtRkmFNvdObMlAenuoi67v6peh9siKaoC_SAAghICcHZ41cBGM9ug

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Re: Dental Crime Reports
« Reply #57 on: May 10, 2022, 12:21:04 PM »
Eye don't get payed 'nough ta due chit like dat, aina?
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Re: Dental Crime Reports
« Reply #58 on: May 10, 2022, 12:32:57 PM »
Dentists can be heroes too! ;D

Vietnamese man, 24, needed to get a 2cm-thick steel nut DRILLED off his 'strangled' penis after it got stuck in masturbation game gone wrong

     An unidentified patient in Ho Chi Minh complained of a numb penis to medics
    The man admitted putting a 2cm thick nut around his shaft 10 hours earlier
    His penis was so swollen that doctors were forced to use a dental drill to cut it off

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-10789083/Vietnamese-man-24-needed-2cm-steel-nut-DRILLED-strangled-penis.html?fbclid=IwAR3JNZHtRkmFNvdObMlAenuoi67v6peh9siKaoC_SAAghICcHZ41cBGM9ug

Good friend of mine, now retired, got called to the ER to use the ring cutters we carry on our apparatus to cut off a c&%$ ring.     Legend has it he blew some of the metallic dust off of it to get a better look about half way through the cut.     There are further embellishments, obviously, but at his retirement party he finally admitted that the blowing away the dust story was accurate. 
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Re: Dental Crime Reports
« Reply #59 on: May 10, 2022, 02:28:35 PM »
This is peek scoop.


Nice

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Re: Dental Crime Reports
« Reply #60 on: May 10, 2022, 03:15:41 PM »
This is peek scoop.


Nice

Yup, about as dumb as it gets.

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« Reply #61 on: May 10, 2022, 04:50:09 PM »
Yup, about as dumb as it gets.

His spelling?

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Re: Dental Crime Reports
« Reply #62 on: May 10, 2022, 05:18:09 PM »
His spelling?

The only time spelling matters is when a player (unless it’s a white guy) transfers from Marquette or leaves early.  That’s when we address the “elephant in the room”.
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Re: Dental Crime Reports
« Reply #63 on: May 10, 2022, 05:35:28 PM »
Shocking that the people who can't take (or tell) a joke don't get the joke.
Peek Scoop, indeed.

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Re: Dental Crime Reports
« Reply #64 on: May 10, 2022, 05:36:06 PM »
The only time spelling matters is when a player (unless it’s a white guy) transfers from Marquette or leaves early.  That’s when we address the “elephant in the room”.

We're into telling, not spelling.

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Re: Dental Crime Reports
« Reply #65 on: May 10, 2022, 06:44:12 PM »
We're into telling, not spelling.


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« Reply #66 on: May 10, 2022, 07:39:41 PM »
Shocking that the people who can't take (or tell) a joke don't get the joke.
Peek Scoop, indeed.

I forgot, you and 🐷🐷 are the arbiters of funny around here.   ::) ::)

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« Reply #67 on: May 10, 2022, 08:31:56 PM »
I forgot, you and 🐷🐷 are the arbiters of funny around here.   ::) ::)

No zig.  We all rely on you for funny, which is why everyone on the planet is so miserable  ;D
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« Reply #68 on: May 10, 2022, 08:49:28 PM »
No zig.  We all rely on you for funny, which is why everyone on the planet is so miserable  ;D

I'll pm my jokes to pakuni for his approval moving forward.

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Re: Dental Crime Reports
« Reply #69 on: May 10, 2022, 08:51:02 PM »
At this point, it would be nice for some pornography referencing, vaguely homosexual double entendre.   
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Re: Dental Crime Reports
« Reply #70 on: May 10, 2022, 09:45:30 PM »
If you don't want to run the risk of falling victim to rampant crime lord dentists (with their TVs all set to Fox at max volume), this is a better option:

Do-It-Yourself Dentistry
Dental problem? You don't have to be MacGyver to save a lost filling or replace a crown.

https://www.webmd.com/oral-health/features/do-it-yourself-dentistry?msclkid=bda81ee3d0d311ecb29bab9ca04ae7a0
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Re: Dental Crime Reports
« Reply #71 on: May 11, 2022, 06:59:23 AM »
If you don't want to run the risk of falling victim to rampant crime lord dentists (with their TVs all set to Fox at max volume), this is a better option:

Do-It-Yourself Dentistry
Dental problem? You don't have to be MacGyver to save a lost filling or replace a crown.

https://www.webmd.com/oral-health/features/do-it-yourself-dentistry?msclkid=bda81ee3d0d311ecb29bab9ca04ae7a0

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Re: Dental Crime Reports
« Reply #72 on: May 11, 2022, 07:08:27 AM »
With all of the aversion to dentistry here, one would think we were on a West Virginia fan board.

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Re: Dental Crime Reports
« Reply #73 on: May 11, 2022, 09:07:46 AM »
With all of the aversion to dentistry here, one would think we were on a West Virginia fan board.

I don't think there's an aversion to dentistry, just dentists  ;D
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« Reply #74 on: May 11, 2022, 09:10:37 AM »
With all of the aversion to dentistry here, one would think we were on a West Virginia fan board.

Dentistry doesn't kill people. Dentists kill people.