Dental Crime Reports

[TSmith34, Inc.]

Do we have proof that it wasn't dental space lasers that started the California wildfires?

[TSmith34, Inc.]

Shocking that the people who can't take (or tell) a joke don't get the joke.
Peek Scoop, indeed.

mee to pa ta duh slobber slobber 

   shocked the lefties want more laws governing schiff - ordinary people can't make their own decisions cuz they're too stupid

Actually, we just think you are too stupid to know what satire is

[Babybluejeans]

Don't think the dentists didn't get in on the opioid extravaganza! 11 doctors and a dentist charged in KY, which few knew had either doctors or dentists.

https://www.nkytribune.com/2022/05/12-medical-professionals-including-a-nky-dentist-face-criminal-charges-for-distribution-of-opioids/

[Uncle Rico]

mee to pa ta duh slobber slobber 

   shocked the lefties want more laws governing schiff - ordinary people can't make their own decisions cuz they're too stupid

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Terrible effort

[rocket surgeon]

this is bringing out the best in some of you board bullys.  please keep up the upstanding work-great stuff! 

[GB Warrior]

Only 1/6 of dentists want the will of Scoopers upheld

[TSmith34, Inc.]

this is bringing out the best in some of you board bullys.  please keep up the upstanding work-great stuff!

Under the new law, you will be required to surrender your practice to an English speaker within 30 days

[rocket surgeon]

Under the new law, you will be required to surrender your practice to an English speaker within 30 days

  ohh, so you have something against people who don't speak like you?  racist xenophobe, but please continue

[Spotcheck Billy]

Everyone's secret dream is to be a floss instructor

I'd rather be a dental floss tycoon!

[GOO]

Actually, we just think you are too stupid to know what satire is

Sometimes satire can hit too close to home, and also expose the silliness of what we are actually satirizing.

I for one think we need enhancer legislation to stop these out of control dentists. And no bail.

Clearly the dentists commuting criminal acts is out of control and we need to get them out of society permanently. We need to throw away the key so they can't get back out into society. I may not understand the problem, I may not know the actual stats, but I do know a seriously problem when I see it.  I've learned all I need to know from this thread.  We have a serious out of control dental problem that has to be addressed now! For the love of God, now!

[Uncle Rico]

Sometimes satire can hit too close to home, and also expose the silliness of what we are actually satirizing.

I for one think we need enhancer legislation to stop these out of control dentists. And no bail.

Clearly the dentists commuting criminal acts is out of control and we need to get them out of society permanently. We need to throw away the key so they can't get back out into society. I may not understand the problem, I may not know the actual stats, but I do know a seriously problem when I see it.  I've learned all I need to know from this thread.  We have a serious out of control dental problem that has to be addressed now! For the love of God, now!

You have my vote

[TSmith34, Inc.]

  ohh, so you have something against people who don't speak like you?  racist xenophobe, but please continue

Look, the only reason Amerigo Vespucci founded this country is so that there would be a safe place where everyone spoke American. So it's really simple: either get with the program or you'll be forced to relinquish the practice that your daddy built for you.

America First!

[rocket surgeon]

Look, the only reason Amerigo Vespucci founded this country is so that there would be a safe place where everyone spoke American. So it's really simple: either get with the program or you'll be forced to relinquish the practice that your daddy built for you.

America First!

  your daddy didn't think you had the brain cells or the character to take over his practice as you've made it terribly obvious for all to see here. 

  i took daddy's practice over, proceeded to quintuple the revenue, continued to provide gainful employment to multiple families and pushed our legacy to 63 years and counting...much more than you could ever lay claim to.  btw, my daddy didn't hand me squat...i paid for it and then continued to build it.  a majority of our patients don't even know my dad was a dentist...it is MY practice.  if it fails, it's on me, not my dad.  so i hate to tell ya this tiny(that's what i assume the "t' stands for), we are continuing to do quite well and my father's been out over 20 years

[The Sultan]

  your daddy didn't think you had the brain cells or the character to take over his practice as you've made it terribly obvious for all to see here. 

  i took daddy's practice over, proceeded to quintuple the revenue, continued to provide gainful employment to multiple families and pushed our legacy to 63 years and counting...much more than you could ever lay claim to.  btw, my daddy didn't hand me squat...i paid for it and then continued to build it.  a majority of our patients don't even know my dad was a dentist...it is MY practice.  if it fails, it's on me, not my dad.  so i hate to tell ya this tiny(that's what i assume the "t' stands for), we are continuing to do quite well and my father's been out over 20 years

But have you jacked a car recently?

[Uncle Rico]

  your daddy didn't think you had the brain cells or the character to take over his practice as you've made it terribly obvious for all to see here. 

  i took daddy's practice over, proceeded to quintuple the revenue, continued to provide gainful employment to multiple families and pushed our legacy to 63 years and counting...much more than you could ever lay claim to.  btw, my daddy didn't hand me squat...i paid for it and then continued to build it.  a majority of our patients don't even know my dad was a dentist...it is MY practice.  if it fails, it's on me, not my dad.  so i hate to tell ya this tiny(that's what i assume the "t' stands for), we are continuing to do quite well and my father's been out over 20 years

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[TSmith34, Inc.]

  your daddy didn't think you had the brain cells or the character to take over his practice as you've made it terribly obvious for all to see here. 

  i took daddy's practice over, proceeded to quintuple the revenue, continued to provide gainful employment to multiple families and pushed our legacy to 63 years and counting...much more than you could ever lay claim to.  btw, my daddy didn't hand me squat...i paid for it and then continued to build it.  a majority of our patients don't even know my dad was a dentist...it is MY practice.  if it fails, it's on me, not my dad.  so i hate to tell ya this tiny(that's what i assume the "t' stands for), we are continuing to do quite well and my father's been out over 20 years

Yes, yes, daddy put you on third base and you think you hit a triple. Nonetheless, the new law states you will lose daddy's practice if you can't pass a basic American language proficiency exam. Be warned!

[rocket surgeon]

Yes, yes, daddy put you on third base and you think you hit a triple. Nonetheless, the new law states you will lose daddy's practice if you can't pass a basic American language proficiency exam. Be warned!

no he didn't!  he put me in the batters box dipschiff.  i could have screwed this up a long time ago and much to your disappointment, we have a thriving business supporting numerous families and providing a nice service to the community.  all stuff that is so foreign to you

[Uncle Rico]

no he didn't!  he put me in the batters box dipschiff.  i could have screwed this up a long time ago and much to your disappointment, we have a thriving business supporting numerous families and providing a nice service to the community.  all stuff that is so foreign to you

Unless an employee supports someone with cancer

[jesmu84]

no he didn't!  he put me in the batters box dipschiff.  i could have screwed this up a long time ago and much to your disappointment, we have a thriving business supporting numerous families and providing a nice service to the community. all stuff that is so foreign to you

As long as that support and service doesn't include friends of cancer patients

[rocket surgeon]

As long as that support and service doesn't include friends of cancer patients

you guys continue to show how shallow you are-very nice-keep going though, i'm sure ya'll can do better

jesmu you should know better than this!  my wife along with numerous patients are cancer survivors.  time to stop

[TSmith34, Inc.]

no he didn't!  he put me in the batters box dipschiff.  i could have screwed this up a long time ago and much to your disappointment, we have a thriving business supporting numerous families and providing a nice service to the community.  all stuff that is so foreign to you

Yes, yes, you are real self-made man. So dad built the practice, gave you a job, gave you money, and then you gave him back that money. Impressive.

Anyway, best study up for the language exam.

[rocket surgeon]

Yes, yes, you are real self-made man. So dad built the practice, gave you a job, gave you money, and then you gave him back that money. Impressive.

Anyway, best study up for the language exam.

  nope!  wrong again tiny, but your projection is quite amusing. 

[Uncle Rico]

  nope!  wrong again tiny, but your projection is quite amusing.

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[rocket surgeon]

hey looky here, now we have reeko piling on.  real class acts all you guys

[TSmith34, Inc.]

Spot These Warning Signs of a Bad Dentist
https://askthedentist.com/how-to-not-get-ripped-off-at-the-dentist/

"But, like many industries, a potential for taking shortcuts for financial gain will attract a small but not insignificant number of people who feel they can take advantage of others.

The Coalition Against Insurance Fraud describes the problem as involving "a small but disturbing number of dentists."

Why Is Dentistry Vulnerable to Fraud?
There are certain aspects of dentistry that leave the profession more vulnerable to fraud than, say, the medical profession."