NM

[GooooMarquette]

Good call Nag.  Let's plan on co-authoring the "Scoop for Cavemen" and the "Grainless Scoop" editions. We'll need a while on the latter edition, though, until Google Translate catches up.

Those all sound like great ideas.  Maybe I'll work on a Scoop Meme edition.  But right now, I'm getting kinda sleepy.  Time for a nap....

[Archies Bat]

Good call Nag.  Let's plan on co-authoring the "Scoop for Cavemen" and the "Grainless Scoop" editions. We'll need a while on the latter edition, though, until Google Translate catches up.

When we get to movies, I suggest a Scoop remake of "Das Boot"

[GooooMarquette]

When we get to movies, I suggest a Scoop remake of "Das Boot"

Ooh, awesome idea!

I'd like to suggest a remake of "A Few Good Men."  Anybody have nominations on who gets to do "You can't handle the truth"?

[warriorchick]

How about a Scoop version of "Twelve Angry Men"?

[source?]

How about a Scoop version of "Twelve Angry Men"?

Isn't scoop the scoop version of that?

[VegasWarrior77]

How about a Scoop version of "Twelve Angry Men"?

That was the name of my Vegas fantasy football league.

[GooooMarquette]

Who would be the lead for Scoop's "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest"?

[Lennys Tap]

Ooh, awesome idea!

I'd like to suggest a remake of "A Few Good Men."  Anybody have nominations on who gets to do "You can't handle the truth"?

That would be Jay Bee

[Lennys Tap]

Who would be the lead for Scoop's "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest"?

Benny gets my vote.

[TSmith34, Inc.]

Ooh, awesome idea!

I'd like to suggest a remake of "A Few Good Men."  Anybody have nominations on who gets to do "You can't handle the truth"?

In the Scoop version, the egomaniacal Col. Jessup delivers his soliloquy in haiku form.

Need me on that wall
You cannot handle the truth
You're damn right I did!

[mu_hilltopper]

Rocky is Col. Jessup.  SoCal and me are the dudes giving out code reds.

Son, we live in an internet that has trolls, and those trolls have to be guarded by men with ban hammers. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Benny? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for Chicos, and you curse the mods. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know -- that Chicos banning, while tragic, probably saved lives; and my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves bandwitdh.

You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you WANT me on that ban hammer-- you NEED me on that ban hammer.

We use words like "timeout," "vacation," "troll." We use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending Scoop. You use them as a punch line.

I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very Scoop that I provide and then questions the manner in which I provide it.

I would rather that you just said "thank you" and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a new forum and stand the post. Either way, I don't give a DAMN what you think you're entitled to!

[Dr. Blackheart]

Rocky is Col. Jessup.  SoCal and me are the dudes giving out code reds.

Son, we live in an internet that has trolls, and those trolls have to be guarded by men with ban hammers. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Benny? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for Chicos, and you curse the mods. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know -- that Chicos banning, while tragic, probably saved lives; and my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves bandwitdh.

You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on that ban hammer-- you need me on that bah hammer.

We use words like "timeout," "vacation," "troll." We use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending Scoop. You use them as a punch line.

I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very Scoop that I provide and then questions the manner in which I provide it.

I would rather that you just said "thank you" and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a new forum and stand the post. Either way, I don't give a DAMN what you think you're entitled to!

I need a cigarette and a Super Arby's after that post.

[mu_hilltopper]

I need a cigarette and a Super Arby's after that post.

You had me at Super Arby's.

[GooooMarquette]

Awesome!

I'm kinda hoping we can get a 4ever audition as well...to see if anyone can understand it ( )...and one from warriorchick to prove we're an equal-opportunity casting operation.

FWIW, my version of the speech.

"YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!"

"Son, we live in a world infested with rodents...dirty, stinking' rodents.  And those rodents have to be slowly, painfully exterminated from our minds by posters with confidence.  Who's gonna do it? You? You, duanewade? I have a greater responsibility than you could possibly fathom. You weep for Trevon Hughes and Brian Butch and you curse the Scoopers who ridicule them. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know; that Dominic's block of Hughes' shot, while tragic for the rodent population, probably saved lives. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, *saves lives*. You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on that message board. You need me on that message board. We use phrases like "Bucky sucks," "Bo Cryin'," and "We don't need no stinking' Badgers." We use these phrases as the backbone of a life spent defending something. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom that I provide, and then questions the manner in which I provide it! I would rather you just said "thank you" and went on your way, Otherwise, I suggest you compose a witty, demeaning phrase and put it in a post. Either way, I don't give a *damn* what you think you are entitled to!"

[TAMU, Knower of Ball]

Topper, Goooo

[GooooMarquette]

Greg Gard this afternoon:

No Mas

[GooooMarquette]

Ummmm...NM?   

[Benny B]

Benny gets my vote.

I play a mean nurse.  So I suppose that means I could deliver an average performance playing a mean nurse.

[Dr. Blackheart]

Lunchtime here at the OTC Arby's.  My Classic is smothered in a fine mixture Arby's and Horsey Sauces.  My Potato Cakes being dipped in a pool of Arby's Sauce on my foil wrapper.  Yet, the line of Arby's sits silent in this sea of commuter mayhem.  What is wrong with this world as we know it?

[GooooMarquette]

Best beer you have ever tried?  Your favorite distilled spirit to drink neat?  Your favorite type of wine?

For me:

Oerbier (Belgian Strong Dark Ale)
Bushmills 16 year
Grenache/Syrah/Mourvedre (preferably from the Rhone Valley)

[🏀]

Beer - Pipeworks Emerald Grouper

Liquor - 99 Bananas

Wine - Eff it, whatever's free

[Galway Eagle]

Beer: Bourbon County Prop 2017

Spirit: Macallan 21

Wine: I'm partial to Malbecs but don't have a particular bottle.

[awilhelmscream]

Beer:  Lazy Magnolia Southern Pecan

Liquor:  Jeffersons Ocean (any voyage is fine to this point)

Wine: Prisoner

[real chili 83]

 Bell's Scotch Ale

Pendleton

A really good Cab

[Juan Anderson's Mixtape]

Beer:  New Glarus Serendipity (which really tastes and profiles more like a sparkling wine)/New Glarus Berliner Weiss or Goose Island Matilda for more beer like beers

Spirit:  J. Henry & Sons Bourbon (Patton Road Reserve)

Wine: Rivaner (a white wine from Luxembourg)