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[Herman Cain]

Soooo...is anyone excited for the start of Red Delicious apple season?

I have been getting Organic Gala apples to put in my blender in the morning. I quarter them and the seeds come right out.

[TAMU, Knower of Ball]

Took the wife and daughter apple picking yesterday. There were two kinds of apples available for picking, one of them being honeycrisp. I'm proud to say that my 20 month old immediately ran towards honeycrisp section of the orchard.

[warriorchick]

Well, this is awkward...

https://slate.com/news-and-politics/2021/09/facebook-apologizes-video-black-men-primates.html

[Frenns Liquor Depot]

All the red delicious lovers are like...

https://twitter.com/odedrechavi/status/1434561762100137985?s=21

[MuggsyB]

Took the wife and daughter apple picking yesterday. There were two kinds of apples available for picking, one of them being honeycrisp. I'm proud to say that my 20 month old immediately ran towards honeycrisp section of the orchard.

Get your act together and find some Fuji apples for the kid. 

[MU82]

Just bought a bushel of honeycrisps in Hendersonville, NC, the apple capitol of the South.

So good.

[MuggsyB]

Just bought a bushel of honeycrisps in Hendersonville, NC, the apple capitol of the South.

So good.

That's a gorgeous area of the country.  We used to raft and kayak near there when I was a kid.  Seems like a great place to retire eventually.

[TAMU, Knower of Ball]

Get your act together and find some Fuji apples for the kid.

You're relatively new here, hopefully Scoop will let your infraction slide

[MuggsyB]

You're relatively new here, hopefully Scoop will let your infraction slide

Fuji apples are sweeter and less tart.  Sorry if I was a little too emphatic.

[Dr. Blackheart]

Fuji apples are sweeter and less tart.  Sorry if I was a little too emphatic.

Nothing beats a Pink Lady

[4everwarriors]

Y'all ar sew pedestrian. Sweet Tango iz wear its at, hey?

[4everwarriors]

Nothing beats a Pink Lady

Ewe talkin' apples here, hey?

[MU82]

That's a gorgeous area of the country.  We used to raft and kayak near there when I was a kid.  Seems like a great place to retire eventually.

Two nearby locales, Asheville and Lake Lure, are quite popular retiree destinations. Lake Lure also is very popular for second homes. If one has family that one wants to see often, the main problem with both is that they are quite far from airports that can get you anywhere directly. But yes, beautiful country.

[mu_hilltopper]

I needed to take a wizz at 3am today but I didn't want to turn on the bathroom lights.  I aligned with the pot but was concerned about aim.

I heard a voice in my head:  Use the Force, Luke.

Bullseye.

[The Sultan]

Peeing at night is strictly a sit down affair for me.

[Scoop Snoop]

Peeing at night is strictly a sit down affair for me.

One of my brothers is a retired urologist. When my nephews were teens, they tried to convince him to get personalized tags for his car- 2PCME.

[MuggsyB]

Two nearby locales, Asheville and Lake Lure, are quite popular retiree destinations. Lake Lure also is very popular for second homes. If one has family that one wants to see often, the main problem with both is that they are quite far from airports that can get you anywhere directly. But yes, beautiful country.

I don't yet have the coin to make an offer on the Biltmore Estate. 

[ZiggysFryBoy]

Peeing at night is strictly a sit down affair for me.

Sew mournin wod ain't a problem for ya anysmore, hey?

[Dr. Blackheart]

Lenny's circa 1965. Classy joynt back in the down

https://youtube.com/v/7teZMC4xSIo

[GooooMarquette]

I needed to take a wizz at 3am today but I didn't want to turn on the bathroom lights.  I aligned with the pot but was concerned about aim.

I heard a voice in my head:  Use the Force, Luke.

Bullseye.

The key is your overall percentage. In years of practicing this maneuver, I shoot about 80%.

Good enough for me...but not quite good enough to hear chants of "automatic" in my head.

[ZiggysFryBoy]

The key is your overall percentage. In years of practicing this maneuver, I shoot about 80%.

Good enough for me...but not quite good enough to hear chants of "automatic" in my head.

Sometimes I wander into the kids' bathroom, so if I miss, my wife blames the teenagers.

[warriorchick]

Sometimes I wander into the kids' bathroom, so if I miss, my wife blames the teenagers.

Perhaps you should clean up your own messes.

[ZiggysFryBoy]

Perhaps you should clean up your own messes.

It was a joke.

I use the litter box.

[Herman Cain]

Sometimes I wander into the kids' bathroom, so if I miss, my wife blames the teenagers.

I use the hand held plastic urinal. Just stand up and let loose. Put the cover back on and go back to sleep. Empty in the AM, let soak in soap until the next night. 

[mu_hilltopper]