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[GooooMarquette]

Fargo mom warns of scary clowns after they appear at tennis courts

https://www.grandforksherald.com/news/6705248-Fargo-mom-warns-of-scary-clowns-after-they-appear-at-tennis-courts

I have always hated clowns.

[ZiggysFryBoy]

Fargo mom warns of scary clowns after they appear at tennis courts

https://www.grandforksherald.com/news/6705248-Fargo-mom-warns-of-scary-clowns-after-they-appear-at-tennis-courts

I have always hated clowns.

I'll take covid spreading murder hornets over clowns.

[GooooMarquette]

Gives a whole new meaning to "PBR me."

The latest cannabis beverage has a familiar name: Pabst Blue Ribbon

https://www.cnn.com/2020/10/07/business/pabst-blue-ribbon-cannabis-seltzer/index.html

[mu_hilltopper]

I got my flu shot, although I don't know why.    I'm never out of my house any more, my chances are way less than 2019.

[GooooMarquette]

I got my flu shot, although I don't know why.    I'm never out of my house any more, my chances are way less than 2019.

Yeah, it's a strange irony this year. The people who are being most careful (staying at home, masking up, etc.) will be least susceptible to the flu...and yet probably the most likely to get the shots. Those who are walking around without masks and going to parties are the most susceptible, yet they probably won't even think of getting one.

Darwin strikes again.

[warriorchick]

Heh.

https://www.cracked.com/article_28724_prisoners-forced-to-listen-to-baby-shark-hours-as-punishment.html

[Galway Eagle]

Heh.

https://www.cracked.com/article_28724_prisoners-forced-to-listen-to-baby-shark-hours-as-punishment.html

That used to be a camp song when I worked an overnight camp all summer by fox lake 2009/10. I can definitely relate to the pain of those prisoners

[Scoop Snoop]

I suggest "Copa Cabana" for the worst prisoners. They'll be begging for solitary in lieu of being forced to listen to that song.

[GooooMarquette]

The Macarena...over and over and over....

[Dr. Blackheart]

I suggest "Copa Cabana" for the worst prisoners. They'll be begging for solitary in lieu of being forced to listen to that song.

At my wedding the band asked for our song list. We said anything but "Celebration". They said "thank you".

[CTWarrior]

The Macarena...over and over and over....

It's a Small World After All.. 

[warriorchick]

Hotel California.

[Hards Alumni]

Nickelback - Photograph

[The Sultan]

Now THIS is a movie....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z64XvPERZ50

(And this is a trailer for a real movie.)

[real chili 83]

Now THIS is a movie....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z64XvPERZ50

(And this is a trailer for a real movie.)

👍

[jesmu84]

Gregg Marshall is a bad boy

[GooooMarquette]

Now THIS is a movie....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z64XvPERZ50

(And this is a trailer for a real movie.)

Now that's the kind of Christmas movie I can look forward to!

[GooooMarquette]

Based on a sample size of one, my data suggests that cats are not fond of city employees using a jackhammer in front of said cat's abode.

No further research is planned at this time.

[GooooMarquette]

Second giant 'murder hornet' escapes after it was captured by scientists in Washington

https://www.cnn.com/2020/10/13/us/murder-hornet-track-washington-trnd/index.html

So now two murder hornets have evaded scientists by 'losing' the tracking device that was attached to them. The first was glued on; the second secured with dental floss.

C'mon, guys. Everyone knows the answer is DUCT TAPE!

[Hards Alumni]

Second giant 'murder hornet' escapes after it was captured by scientists in Washington

https://www.cnn.com/2020/10/13/us/murder-hornet-track-washington-trnd/index.html

So now two murder hornets have evaded scientists by 'losing' the tracking device that was attached to them. The first was glued on; the second secured with dental floss.

C'mon, guys. Everyone knows the answer is DUCT TAPE!

I recommend studying them with a can of RAID, or of you're going to attach a tracking device maybe surgically implant it in the damn thing's brain pan using a blunt knife.

[cheebs09]

Second giant 'murder hornet' escapes after it was captured by scientists in Washington

https://www.cnn.com/2020/10/13/us/murder-hornet-track-washington-trnd/index.html

So now two murder hornets have evaded scientists by 'losing' the tracking device that was attached to them. The first was glued on; the second secured with dental floss.

C'mon, guys. Everyone knows the answer is DUCT TAPE!

John Hammond running things there?

[mu_hilltopper]

I bought some sweatpants yesterday.  They have 5 pockets.  My wife thinks that's excessive .. mainly because I have nothing to put in those pockets.

I used to carry a pocket knife and chapstick, but since I work from home now, what's the point?

#Arbys2020

[Hards Alumni]

I bought some sweatpants yesterday.  They have 5 pockets.  My wife thinks that's excessive .. mainly because I have nothing to put in those pockets.

I used to carry a pocket knife and chapstick, but since I work from home now, what's the point?

#Arbys2020

Arby's causes sweatpants

[mu_hilltopper]

Confession .. I haven't worn a pair of sweatpants in maybe 25 years. 

I really don't know the protocol. 

[Frenns Liquor Depot]

Confession .. I haven't worn a pair of sweatpants in maybe 25 years. 

I really don't know the protocol.

My wife tells me there is only one protocol for anyone over 21...dont wear sweatpants out of the house.