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[GooooMarquette]

Which Kraft is this post regarding?

Seems like it could apply to both....

[4everwarriors]

Is dat watt makes it cum out, hey?

[NYWarrior]

Bacon jerky exists.

[ZiggysFryBoy]

Bacon jerky exists.

Old news.

Plus, you can jerky just about anything. 

[jesmu84]

Old news.

Plus, you can jerky just about anything.

Can you jerk me?

[ZiggysFryBoy]

Can you jerk me?

Key is to turn your hand inward, to simulate your gf or mom (in your case).

[mu_hilltopper]

I was driving through the Marquette Interchange this morning and saw a guy speeding up from behind, weaving lanes.

I knew his next move .. floor it to ~85, then squeeze in front of me and .. I let him. 

I let him because .. the car in his lane was an unmarked sheriff's SUV.  Oopsies.

Oh, baby.   Lights on, pulled him over and I assume delivered a fresh bag of morning Arby's.

SO. DELICIOUS. 

Man, I need a dash cam.

[ChitownSpaceForRent]

I was driving through the Marquette Interchange this morning and saw a guy speeding up from behind, weaving lanes.

I knew his next move .. floor it to ~85, then squeeze in front of me and .. I let him. 

I let him because .. the car in his lane was an unmarked sheriff's SUV.  Oopsies.

Oh, baby.   Lights on, pulled him over and I assume delivered a fresh bag of morning Arby's.

SO. DELICIOUS. 

Man, I need a dash cam.

Probably one of the most satisfying feelings. I always hope that a cop is around when some idiots is weaving lanes, or uses the right hand turn lane to blow past traffic.

Instead, they seem to be where I am when I forget to turn my lights on...

[StillAWarrior]

I was driving through the Marquette Interchange this morning and saw a guy speeding up from behind, weaving lanes.

I knew his next move .. floor it to ~85, then squeeze in front of me and .. I let him. 

I let him because .. the car in his lane was an unmarked sheriff's SUV.  Oopsies.

Oh, baby.   Lights on, pulled him over and I assume delivered a fresh bag of morning Arby's.

SO. DELICIOUS. 

Man, I need a dash cam.

I saw one of these a few weeks ago when driving on I71 in Ohio.  I had gotten a warning from Waze that there were police up ahead, and then in the distance I saw to Troopers camped out on the median.  Around the same time, I saw a guy in my rear-view mirror racing up in the right lane.  He passed me on the right, cut across both lanes into the left lane and kept passing people.  He was going at least 85.  I watched it all unfold and kept waiting for him to notice the troopers and hit his brakes.  He never did and, of course, got pulled over immediately after he passed them.  It was glorious.  Made my day.

[Benny B]

I was driving through the Marquette Interchange this morning and saw a guy speeding up from behind, weaving lanes.

I knew his next move .. floor it to ~85, then squeeze in front of me and .. I let him. 

I let him because .. the car in his lane was an unmarked sheriff's SUV.  Oopsies.

Oh, baby.   Lights on, pulled him over and I assume delivered a fresh bag of morning Arby's.

SO. DELICIOUS. 

Man, I need a dash cam.

Have you been using Arby's as a metaphor this entire time?  Because someone who loves Arby's would never use it as a euphemism.

[mu_hilltopper]

I dunno.  I think I'm using Arby's as a simile.  Sometimes as an allusion or an idiom.

Also .. you don't love Arby's.   You tolerate it.  You eat it because we're all dying and you might as well eat Arby's to pass the time.

[Bocephys]

I dunno.  I think I'm using Arby's as a simile.  Sometimes as an allusion or an idiom.

Also .. you don't love Arby's.   You tolerate it.  You eat it because we're all dying and you might as well eat Arby's to pass the time.

Eat enough of it and it speeds up the endgame too!

[mu_hilltopper]

Eat enough of it and it speeds up the endgame too!

That got me thinking of how drowning in Arby's sauce might sound awesome, but probably not.

https://www.youtube.com/v/RFmF3I9amto

[Bocephys]

That got me thinking of how drowning in Arby's sauce might sound awesome, but probably not.

https://www.youtube.com/v/RFmF3I9amto

Needs to be a cheese/Arby's/Horsey sauce mixture to really take things up a notch.

[GooooMarquette]

I dunno.  I think I'm using Arby's as a simile.  Sometimes as an allusion or an idiom.

Also .. you don't love Arby's.   You tolerate it.  You eat it because we're all dying and you might as well eat Arby's to pass the time.

After so much time on a message board, you think you know your mods....

[Dr. Blackheart]

After so much time on a message board, you think you know your mods....

We're off to see the Wizard
The wonderful Wizard of Oz
We hear he is a whiz of a wiz
If ever a wiz there was
If ever, oh ever a wiz there was

[GooooMarquette]

We're off to see the Wizard
The wonderful Wizard of Oz
We hear he is a whiz of a wiz
If ever a wiz there was
If ever, oh ever a wiz there was

Maybe 'Topper is a bot.

OMG - what if I'm a bot?!?

[MUEng92]

Every time I convince myself that the doomsayers who think the world will end soon because of humans are nuts, I come to a 4-way stop with multiple other cars.  Then I'm not so sure.  Is the concept of right of way at a 4 way stop really that difficult?  I honestly  believe many people think they simply need to stop for a count of three and then they can go regardless of other cars.

[4everwarriors]

Don't no if eye kan sey dis heer, butt in many parts of MKE, stoppin' at a red lite is meerly a suggestion, apparently knot required, hey?

[GooooMarquette]

Every time I convince myself that the doomsayers who think the world will end soon because of humans are nuts, I come to a 4-way stop with multiple other cars.  Then I'm not so sure.  Is the concept of right of way at a 4 way stop really that difficult?  I honestly  believe many people think they simply need to stop for a count of three and then they can go regardless of other cars.

It really is amazing how many people don't get the concept.

I also don't get the people who move over to the right turn lane to make a turn, and then swerve back left into the driving lane in the process of making their turn. Are they really that unaware of the lane markings and their purpose?

[GooooMarquette]

Trae Young ejected for looking at Kris Dunn after hitting a 3....

https://bleacherreport.com/articles/2823352-watch-trae-young-get-ejected-vs-bulls-for-staring-down-kris-dunn-after-deep-3?utm_source=cnn.com&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=editorial

I'm all for eliminating showboating, but c'mon, man. He looked at the guy.

[rocket surgeon]

Trae Young ejected for looking at Kris Dunn after hitting a 3....

https://bleacherreport.com/articles/2823352-watch-trae-young-get-ejected-vs-bulls-for-staring-down-kris-dunn-after-deep-3?utm_source=cnn.com&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=editorial

I'm all for eliminating showboating, but c'mon, man. He looked at the guy.

mommmm...he's looking at me...maaaaaaa-ommmm!!!    these guys are so hyped about showing each other how high they can lift their leg or whose fire hydrant is bigger.  the trash talk is similar to some back n forth on this board,  either be confident of each's own play and move on or mix it up i guess...

   "the look" was probably a continuation of chit-talk they were warned about previously.  trae might as well greased the guy and gotten his money's worth

[warriorchick]

Breaking :

Man trapped in snowbound SUV lives for 5 days on Taco Bell sauce packets.


https://slate.com/news-and-politics/2019/03/taco-bell-fire-sauce-oregon-man-survive-car.html

[Bocephys]

Breaking :

Man trapped in snowbound SUV lives for 5 days on Taco Bell sauce packets.


https://slate.com/news-and-politics/2019/03/taco-bell-fire-sauce-oregon-man-survive-car.html

Arby's is gonna have to step up their marketing game

[Anti-Dentite]

Don't no if eye kan sey dis heer, butt in many parts of MKE, stoppin' at a red lite is meerly a suggestion, apparently knot required, hey?

it's like real life Grand Theft Auto in parts of this grand city.