NM

[mu_hilltopper]

I once had a mole that stayed the same for more than two years...then one day decided I had to go to the Emergency Room to get it looked at.

Stay on topic.  NM.

[GooooMarquette]

Stay on topic.  NM.

NM

Arby's.

[Benny B]

How do you get rid of a skunk that's taken up residence under your firewood rack? 

Since they won't sh|t where they sleep, I thought about throwing a beef and cheddar down there, waiting 10 minutes, and then fencing it off with chicken wire.

Any other suggestions?

[barfolomew]

How do you get rid of a skunk that's taken up residence under your firewood rack? 

Since they won't sh|t where they sleep, I thought about throwing a beef and cheddar down there, waiting 10 minutes, and then fencing it off with chicken wire.

Any other suggestions?

Soak a tennis ball in ammonia and toss it under there.

[GooooMarquette]

Soak a tennis ball in ammonia and toss it under there.

And hope it doesn't come running out really pissed....

[MU Fan in Connecticut]

First & Last pizza in central CT is terrific

Basically almost any pizza in Connecticut is terrific other than the chains (if you can find one).

[ZiggysFryBoy]

How do you get rid of a skunk that's taken up residence under your firewood rack? 

Since they won't sh|t where they sleep, I thought about throwing a beef and cheddar down there, waiting 10 minutes, and then fencing it off with chicken wire.

Any other suggestions?

Couple of M80s?  C4 squirrels?

[real chili 83]

How do you get rid of a skunk that's taken up residence under your firewood rack? 

Since they won't sh|t where they sleep, I thought about throwing a beef and cheddar down there, waiting 10 minutes, and then fencing it off with chicken wire.

Any other suggestions?

Smoke it out and shoot the b@stard.

[barfolomew]

Smoke it out and shoot the b@stard.

... and then, of course, put a little red sweater on it, take some pix in compromising positions, and archive for #BadgerHateWeek.

[GooooMarquette]

... and then, of course, put a little red sweater on it, take some pix in compromising positions, and archive for #BadgerHateWeek.

See, this is what makes Scoop worthwhile. After countless hours of mindless scrolling, you come across a pearl like this and realize there still is some good on the interwebs.

Bless us all, everyone!

[Benny B]

Smoke it out and shoot the b@stard.

Unfortunately, I live in Lake County, where they really frown on shooting vermin within the village limits.  However, I am liking what I see here:

... and then, of course, put a little red sweater on it, take some pix in compromising positions, and archive for #BadgerHateWeek.

Which of course begs the question, does chloroform work on skunks (without causing a "release"), how long will they stay under, and where can I get my hands on some. 

Somebody around here has to know a mob doctor veterinarian, right?

[Galway Eagle]

Find any decent pizza in Galway?  Has it stopped raining?

There's a spot called dough bros which is decent, but it's neopolitan and hard to compare. the papa johns and dominoes is bad here. Issue is bland pepperoni and sausage plus a lack of oregano or Italian seasoning on the pizza itself.

[Archies Bat]

Soak a tennis ball in ammonia and toss it under there.

This.  Worked for me.

[real chili 83]

Unfortunately, I live in Lake County, where they really frown on shooting vermin within the village limits.  However, I am liking what I see here:

Which of course begs the question, does chloroform work on skunks (without causing a "release"), how long will they stay under, and where can I get my hands on some. 

Somebody around here has to know a mob doctor veterinarian, right?

Get a silencer.

[GooooMarquette]

Get a silencer.

Or a crossbow.

[mu_hilltopper]

https://www.youtube.com/v/8neefe8-VPo

https://www.youtube.com/v/FH2XWiaosZs

[Its DJOver]

RIP

[GooooMarquette]

https://www.youtube.com/v/8neefe8-VPo

https://www.youtube.com/v/FH2XWiaosZs

Those just never get old....

[UWW2MU]

My wife and I went over our data limit for the month (apparently that's still a thing?).  We turned off the mobile data on our phones until Friday but she needs music at work to keep her from getting bored.  Thus asked if I'd find her old ipod.  I said sure, but instead found one of her old discmans and put that and a few CDs in her bag. 

It's been 8 hours and I haven't heard one word from her.  I can't decide if it's because she's mad... or because my music selection was so good that she hasn't had time to stop and text me.

Thoughts?

[UWW2MU]

Oh, if you're wondering, these are the CDs I put in there:

Paperboy - The Nine Yards
Michael Buble - Christmas Album
Forest for the Trees - Forest for the Trees album
Nirvana - Nevermind
Kanye WEst - College Dropout

[Archies Bat]

My wife and I went over our data limit for the month (apparently that's still a thing?).  We turned off the mobile data on our phones until Friday but she needs music at work to keep her from getting bored.  Thus asked if I'd find her old ipod.  I said sure, but instead found one of her old discmans and put that and a few CDs in her bag. 

It's been 8 hours and I haven't heard one word from her.  I can't decide if it's because she's mad... or because my music selection was so good that she hasn't had time to stop and text me.

Thoughts?

Stop wondering and go grab a beer.

[Herman Cain]

https://twitter.com/SwaggyDu1/status/1097624520091934720

[rocket surgeon]

Oh, if you're wondering, these are the CDs I put in there:

Paperboy - The Nine Yards
Michael Buble - Christmas Album
Forest for the Trees - Forest for the Trees album
Nirvana - Nevermind
Kanye WEst - College Dropout

don't know your wife, but judging from that list...you gotta a comfy couch?

[Jay Bee]

Oh, if you're wondering, these are the CDs I put in there:

Paperboy - The Nine Yards
Michael Buble - Christmas Album
Forest for the Trees - Forest for the Trees album
Nirvana - Nevermind
Kanye WEst - College Dropout

Good grief. She may have been puking 8 hours straight.

[real chili 83]

Oh, if you're wondering, these are the CDs I put in there:

Paperboy - The Nine Yards
Michael Buble - Christmas Album
Forest for the Trees - Forest for the Trees album
Nirvana - Nevermind
Kanye WEst - College Dropout

Good lord, so much for being married. Try this:

CSN - So Far
Pink Floyd - Dark Side is the Moon
Steppenwolf - Greatest Hits
Chicago - Chicago Transit Authority
The Who - Who's Next