NM

[Benny B]

Get the unnatural carnal knowledge outta here.

Worst part isn't what he listed, worst part is the school he deliberately omitted from the list knowing he'd be disowned by Scoop.   Dayton was just a misdirection. 

[Archies Bat]

Get the unnatural carnal knowledge outta here.

How did the term unnatural end up in this phrase?

It seems somewhat natural to me.

[ZiggysFryBoy]

How did the term unnatural end up in this phrase?

It seems somewhat natural to me.

Should be "unlawful", but the mods like Van Halen, not Van Haggar.

[GooooMarquette]

Our galaxy just lost 6 billion years. Plan ahead.

https://www.cnn.com/2019/01/12/world/galactic-collision-milky-way/index.html

[GooooMarquette]

Our galaxy just lost 6 billion years. Plan ahead.

https://www.cnn.com/2019/01/12/world/galactic-collision-milky-way/index.html

So nobody is worried about this?!?

[ZiggysFryBoy]

Is it normal to have a burning sensation when you pee?

(Just making sure this stays on page 1.  My urine is not kerosene. )

[Benny B]

So nobody is worried about this?!?

I refuse to be afraid of anything not posted in the Daily Doom thread.

[tower912]

I am more worried about the burning sensation when I pee.   

[TSmith34, Inc.]

So nobody is worried about this?!?

The article says that the outcome is that our galaxy could go "hurtling through space".  Isn't that what we're pretty much doing already?

[GooooMarquette]

The article says that the outcome is that our galaxy could go "hurtling through space".  Isn't that what we're pretty much doing already?

They say we are...but as I sit here on my couch, I can say definitively that I am NOT hurtling through anything.

[mu_hilltopper]

https://www.npr.org/sections/pictureshow/2018/07/20/630799667/life-size-cutouts-help-extend-the-relationship-with-lost-loved-ones-in-new-orlea

When I die, I am going to make one of myself eating a beef n cheddar for my family.  Anyone else want one of me?

[🏀]

I am more worried about the burning sensation when I pee.   

You and ZFB sharing something? Eskimo brothers?

[StillAWarrior]

https://www.npr.org/sections/pictureshow/2018/07/20/630799667/life-size-cutouts-help-extend-the-relationship-with-lost-loved-ones-in-new-orlea

When I die, I am going to make one of myself eating a beef n cheddar for my family.  Anyone else want one of me?

Amateur.  "Extreme embalming" is the way to go.

[mu_hilltopper]

Amateur.  "Extreme embalming" is the way to go.

Oh, I'm doing that too.

[mu_hilltopper]

Marquette's own ...

https://www.wxyz.com/news/wxyzs-brad-galli-voted-michigan-sportscaster-of-the-year

[GooooMarquette]

Amateur.  "Extreme embalming" is the way to go.

I might have my family do this to me and prop me up in a center court seat for one last MU game.

[Archies Bat]

I might have my family do this to me and prop me up in a center court seat for one last MU game.

As long as you are in the sweater vest section, no one will notice.

[GooooMarquette]

As long as you are in the sweater vest section, no one will notice.

I'm gonna make sure my will provides for coverage of the cost of a sweater vest seat.

[forgetful]

Amateur.  "Extreme embalming" is the way to go.

Dead people freak me out in general. But man, that is just pretty damn creepy.

[ZiggysFryBoy]

Amateur.  "Extreme embalming" is the way to go.

That is weird and gross AF.

[GooooMarquette]

Dead people freak me out in general. But man, that is just pretty damn creepy.

How do you feel about the undead?

[GooooMarquette]

Northern Minnesota in the winter. Weekend maybe.

Thoughts?

[ZiggysFryBoy]

Northern Minnesota in the winter. Weekend maybe.

Thoughts?

Cabin, fire, booze and a couple of frisky female friends?  Sure.

And poutine.   Gotta have poutine.

[warriorchick]

Northern Minnesota in the winter. Weekend maybe.

Thoughts?

Plane ticket to Arizona.

[forgetful]

How do you feel about the undead?

Their pretty cool. They have the personality of a zombie, but in general are pretty great once you get to know them.