NM

[mu_hilltopper]

I see this thread has been going for so long we are already recycling the jokes:

I'm hoping that's just a glitch in the matrix. 

If our grandchildren aren't writing on this thread in 50 years, we have failed.

[🏀]

I'm hoping that's just a glitch in the matrix. 

If our grandchildren aren't writing on this thread in 50 years, we have failed.

This thread will die the same way the world ends, not with a bang, but a whimper.

Eat at Arby's.

[GooooMarquette]

I'm hoping that's just a glitch in the matrix. 

If our grandchildren aren't writing on this thread in 50 years, we have failed.

This thread is an essential part of the space-time continuum. If we stop, the universe will collapse into itself.

[real chili 83]

There is more than one of you?

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0104990/fullcredits

Which one is you?

[Newsdreams]

There is more than one of you?

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0104990/fullcredits

Which one is you?

Fake

[mu_hilltopper]

I love this.

https://www.youtube.com/v/8xYMnb5Dyko

[GooooMarquette]

I'm a little troubled by Scoopers' laissez-faire attitude about the possibility of the universe collapsing into itself.

[source?]

I'm a little troubled by Scoopers' laissez-faire attitude about the possibility of the universe collapsing into itself.

You got a universe un-collapser in the garage? Otherwise c'est la vie, que sera sera.

[naginiF]

I'm a little troubled by Scoopers' laissez-faire attitude about the possibility of the universe collapsing into itself.

Come talk to me after you've been bitten by a pigeon.  If you can handle that we'll talk about if you are ready to handle an imploding universe......it's nothing to be messed with man.

[GooooMarquette]

Come talk to me after you've been bitten by a pigeon.  If you can handle that we'll talk about if you are ready to handle an imploding universe......it's nothing to be messed with man.

So that's the first step - bitten by a pigeon?

We don't have many pigeons here. Would it be OK if I got bitten by like a robin or a hummingbird?

[naginiF]

So that's the first step - bitten by a pigeon?

We don't have many pigeons here. Would it be OK if I got bitten by like a robin or a hummingbird?

Ya need to watch the "A raven as a pet" video.....all of life's questions are answered within.

[MU82]

nm

[ZiggysFryBoy]

we are 1 page shy of tying the Mbakwe/Craptastic Everlasting thread about nothing.

Crean sucks.

[4everwarriors]

Crean sucks

[GooooMarquette]

nm

Ultimate Reality.

[real chili 83]

Red Delicious sucks

[GooooMarquette]

ND sucks.

[TSmith34, Inc.]

So we're saying ND is the red delicious of colleges?

[GooooMarquette]

So we're saying ND is the red delicious of colleges?

Affirmative

[Dr. Blackheart]

Trevor Mwbake eats a Double Beef 'n Cheddar for every meal.

[real chili 83]

Affirmative

No need to insult Red Delicious like that.

[mikekinsellaMVP]

No need to insult Red Delicious like that.

ND: Red Delicious flavor at a Honeycrisp price

[Benny B]

It's nice to come back after my two-month ban to see this thread is still running strong. 

I'm not going to read through the last 32 pages, but I'm going to assume the executive summary is something along the lines of:

Arbys (non-possessive), Arbys, complain about the weather, Arby's (possessive), ND sucks, are Chinese Arbys subject to tariffs, apples, bacon, apple-smoked bacon, Arby's (possessive again), Arby's Apple-Smoked-Bacon-Beef-and-Cheddars, ND sucks, Arbys (non-possessive), ND = red delicious.

N'est-ce pas?

[GooooMarquette]

It's nice to come back after my two-month ban to see this thread is still running strong. 

I'm not going to read through the last 32 pages, but I'm going to assume the executive summary is something along the lines of:

Arbys (non-possessive), Arbys, complain about the weather, Arby's (possessive), ND sucks, are Chinese Arbys subject to tariffs, apples, bacon, apple-smoked bacon, Arby's (possessive again), Arby's Apple-Smoked-Bacon-Beef-and-Cheddars, ND sucks, Arbys (non-possessive), ND = red delicious.

N'est-ce pas?

Oui

Et notre dame suce

[real chili 83]

It's nice to come back after my two-month ban to see this thread is still running strong. 

I'm not going to read through the last 32 pages, but I'm going to assume the executive summary is something along the lines of:

Arbys (non-possessive), Arbys, complain about the weather, Arby's (possessive), ND sucks, are Chinese Arbys subject to tariffs, apples, bacon, apple-smoked bacon, Arby's (possessive again), Arby's Apple-Smoked-Bacon-Beef-and-Cheddars, ND sucks, Arbys (non-possessive), ND = red delicious.

N'est-ce pas?

What did ya get the ban hammer for, eh?