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GooooMarquette · « **Reply #9150 on:** October 06, 2020, 02:43:43 PM »

Fargo mom warns of scary clowns after they appear at tennis courts

https://www.grandforksherald.com/news/6705248-Fargo-mom-warns-of-scary-clowns-after-they-appear-at-tennis-courts

I have always hated clowns.

ZiggysFryBoy · « **Reply #9151 on:** October 07, 2020, 08:05:26 AM »

Quote from: GooooMarquette on October 06, 2020, 02:43:43 PM

Fargo mom warns of scary clowns after they appear at tennis courts

https://www.grandforksherald.com/news/6705248-Fargo-mom-warns-of-scary-clowns-after-they-appear-at-tennis-courts

I have always hated clowns.

I'll take covid spreading murder hornets over clowns.

GooooMarquette · « **Reply #9152 on:** October 07, 2020, 02:17:21 PM »

Gives a whole new meaning to "PBR me."

The latest cannabis beverage has a familiar name: Pabst Blue Ribbon

https://www.cnn.com/2020/10/07/business/pabst-blue-ribbon-cannabis-seltzer/index.html

mu_hilltopper · « **Reply #9153 on:** October 07, 2020, 05:11:15 PM »

I got my flu shot, although I don't know why. I'm never out of my house any more, my chances are way less than 2019.

GooooMarquette · « **Reply #9154 on:** October 07, 2020, 05:37:45 PM »

Quote from: mu_hilltopper on October 07, 2020, 05:11:15 PM

I got my flu shot, although I don't know why. I'm never out of my house any more, my chances are way less than 2019.

Yeah, it’s a strange irony this year. The people who are being most careful (staying at home, masking up, etc.) will be least susceptible to the flu…and yet probably the most likely to get the shots. Those who are walking around without masks and going to parties are the most susceptible, yet they probably won’t even think of getting one.

Darwin strikes again.

warriorchick · « **Reply #9155 on:** October 07, 2020, 05:50:21 PM »

Heh.

https://www.cracked.com/article_28724_prisoners-forced-to-listen-to-baby-shark-hours-as-punishment.html

Galway Eagle · « **Reply #9156 on:** October 08, 2020, 07:55:46 AM »

Quote from: warriorchick on October 07, 2020, 05:50:21 PM

Heh.

https://www.cracked.com/article_28724_prisoners-forced-to-listen-to-baby-shark-hours-as-punishment.html

That used to be a camp song when I worked an overnight camp all summer by fox lake 2009/10. I can definitely relate to the pain of those prisoners

Scoop Snoop · « **Reply #9157 on:** October 08, 2020, 09:01:48 AM »

I suggest "Copa Cabana" for the worst prisoners. They'll be begging for solitary in lieu of being forced to listen to that song.

GooooMarquette · « **Reply #9158 on:** October 08, 2020, 09:07:57 AM »

The Macarena...over and over and over....

Dr. Blackheart · « **Reply #9159 on:** October 08, 2020, 09:11:12 AM »

Quote from: Scoop Snoop on October 08, 2020, 09:01:48 AM

I suggest "Copa Cabana" for the worst prisoners. They'll be begging for solitary in lieu of being forced to listen to that song.

At my wedding the band asked for our song list. We said anything but "Celebration". They said "thank you".

CTWarrior · « **Reply #9160 on:** October 08, 2020, 10:09:18 AM »

Quote from: GooooMarquette on October 08, 2020, 09:07:57 AM

The Macarena...over and over and over....

It's a Small World After All..

warriorchick · « **Reply #9161 on:** October 08, 2020, 10:18:28 AM »

Hotel California.

Hards Alumni · « **Reply #9162 on:** October 08, 2020, 10:40:53 AM »

Nickelback - Photograph

The Hippie Satan of Hyperbole · « **Reply #9163 on:** October 08, 2020, 02:44:36 PM »

Now THIS is a movie....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z64XvPERZ50

(And this is a trailer for a real movie.)

real chili 83 · « **Reply #9164 on:** October 08, 2020, 07:34:44 PM »

Quote from: Fluffy Blue Monster on October 08, 2020, 02:44:36 PM

Now THIS is a movie....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z64XvPERZ50

(And this is a trailer for a real movie.)

👍

jesmu84 · « **Reply #9165 on:** October 08, 2020, 08:49:04 PM »

Gregg Marshall is a bad boy

GooooMarquette · « **Reply #9166 on:** October 09, 2020, 09:23:45 AM »

Quote from: Fluffy Blue Monster on October 08, 2020, 02:44:36 PM

Now THIS is a movie....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z64XvPERZ50

(And this is a trailer for a real movie.)

Now that's the kind of Christmas movie I can look forward to!

GooooMarquette · « **Reply #9167 on:** October 10, 2020, 08:32:06 PM »

Based on a sample size of one, my data suggests that cats are not fond of city employees using a jackhammer in front of said cat’s abode.

No further research is planned at this time.

GooooMarquette · « **Reply #9168 on:** October 14, 2020, 09:26:50 AM »

Second giant 'murder hornet' escapes after it was captured by scientists in Washington

https://www.cnn.com/2020/10/13/us/murder-hornet-track-washington-trnd/index.html

So now two murder hornets have evaded scientists by 'losing' the tracking device that was attached to them. The first was glued on; the second secured with dental floss.

C'mon, guys. Everyone knows the answer is DUCT TAPE!

Hards Alumni · « **Reply #9169 on:** October 14, 2020, 12:46:01 PM »

Quote from: GooooMarquette on October 14, 2020, 09:26:50 AM

Second giant 'murder hornet' escapes after it was captured by scientists in Washington

https://www.cnn.com/2020/10/13/us/murder-hornet-track-washington-trnd/index.html

So now two murder hornets have evaded scientists by 'losing' the tracking device that was attached to them. The first was glued on; the second secured with dental floss.

C'mon, guys. Everyone knows the answer is DUCT TAPE!

I recommend studying them with a can of RAID, or of you're going to attach a tracking device maybe surgically implant it in the damn thing's brain pan using a blunt knife.

cheebs09 · « **Reply #9170 on:** October 14, 2020, 01:18:00 PM »

Quote from: GooooMarquette on October 14, 2020, 09:26:50 AM

Second giant 'murder hornet' escapes after it was captured by scientists in Washington

https://www.cnn.com/2020/10/13/us/murder-hornet-track-washington-trnd/index.html

So now two murder hornets have evaded scientists by 'losing' the tracking device that was attached to them. The first was glued on; the second secured with dental floss.

C'mon, guys. Everyone knows the answer is DUCT TAPE!

John Hammond running things there?

mu_hilltopper · « **Reply #9171 on:** October 14, 2020, 10:17:07 PM »

I bought some sweatpants yesterday. They have 5 pockets. My wife thinks that's excessive .. mainly because I have nothing to put in those pockets.

I used to carry a pocket knife and chapstick, but since I work from home now, what's the point?

#Arbys2020

Hards Alumni · « **Reply #9172 on:** October 15, 2020, 07:28:05 AM »

Quote from: mu_hilltopper on October 14, 2020, 10:17:07 PM

I bought some sweatpants yesterday. They have 5 pockets. My wife thinks that's excessive .. mainly because I have nothing to put in those pockets.

I used to carry a pocket knife and chapstick, but since I work from home now, what's the point?

#Arbys2020

Arby's causes sweatpants

mu_hilltopper · « **Reply #9173 on:** October 15, 2020, 08:31:42 AM »

Confession .. I haven't worn a pair of sweatpants in maybe 25 years.

I really don't know the protocol.

Frenns Liquor Depot · « **Reply #9174 on:** October 15, 2020, 08:34:59 AM »

Quote from: mu_hilltopper on October 15, 2020, 08:31:42 AM

Confession .. I haven't worn a pair of sweatpants in maybe 25 years.

I really don't know the protocol.

My wife tells me there is only one protocol for anyone over 21...dont wear sweatpants out of the house.

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