NM

[rocket surgeon]

I bet you could pick one up half price after the holidays.


(not my dad)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_Tv5Nb27jI

Betcha comes with neon orange warnings about not To use on those nether regions eyna?

[real chili 83]

Betcha comes with neon orange warnings about not To use on those nether regions eyna?

Must have a ladies version for the new age.

[GooooMarquette]

I bet you could pick one up half price after the holidays.


(not my dad)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_Tv5Nb27jI

I'm sure the docs appreciate his self-haircuts when they attach the electrodes for his "treatments."

[mu_hilltopper]

I probably shouldn't have drank that 2l bottle of Orange Crush.

Drank?  Drunk?  Drunkened?  nm

[GooooMarquette]

I probably shouldn't have drank that 2l bottle of Orange Crush.

Drank?  Drunk?  Drunkened?  nm

Drinked.

[mu_hilltopper]

[MikeDeanesDarkGlasses]

Dying with curly fries in Arby's sauce at your side is like Markus Howard hitting a go ahead 3 pointer.

[source?]

I probably shouldn't have drank that 2l bottle of Orange Crush.

Drank?  Drunk?  Drunkened?  nm

I am not an English teacher but my mother is. If I remember correctly "I drank" vs "it was drunk."

[Benny B]

I am not an English teacher but my mother is. If I remember correctly "I drank" vs "it was drunk."

Past participle of drink is drunk.

Present: I drink.
Past Simple: I drank yesterday.
Past Participle: I have drunk it all.

Once you put the "have" in, it's past perfect, which uses the past participle.  "Drunk" is the past participle, therefore, "I probably shouldn't have drunk that 2L of Orange Crush" is correct. 

The general trick is to remove as many words as possible from the sentence using "have," e.g.

I have ______ Orange Crush. 

In this case, because certain parts of the country commonly swap the past forms and use "drunk" as past simple and "drank" as past participle, "drank" is used, but technically, "drunk" is correct.

That said, I have a feeling this is a trick question and there's some archaic rule or exception that Topper is going to lay into us.

I am not an English teacher but my mother is. If I remember correctly "I drank" vs "it was drunk."

Your usage of drank is a verb; your usage of drunk is an adjective.  Your mother is ashamed of you.

[ZiggysFryBoy]

Benny, thoughts on the phrase "orange drank?"

As in, i had some orange drank when i was hung over and it was delicious.

[source?]

Your mother is ashamed of you.

Most accurate sentence in scoop history.

[Benny B]

Benny, thoughts on the phrase "orange drank?"

As in, i had some orange drank when i was hung over and it was delicious.

You're going to have to consult Emmanuel Lewis on that one. 

[MUBBau]

https://twitter.com/mikesbloggity/status/1215468184611934208

Funniest thing I've seen in a while

[Benny B]

https://twitter.com/mikesbloggity/status/1215468184611934208

Funniest thing I've seen in a while

She must be from French Manitoba.

[GooooMarquette]

A Royal Family Summit?!? https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2020/jan/11/urgent-talks-continue-to-resolve-harry-and-meghan-crisis

Since they're all getting together anyway, maybe Liz could make it a beer summit too.

[rocket surgeon]

A Royal Family Summit?!? https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2020/jan/11/urgent-talks-continue-to-resolve-harry-and-meghan-crisis

Since they're all getting together anyway, maybe Liz could make it a beer summit too.

i think at this point the queen is gonna need something a little stronger than beers, but scotch would be like advertising fer the enemy, eyn'a?

[rocket surgeon]

i realize it might be a little late for this year, but gwyneth might have an early start for next years stocking stuffers-better hurry cuz they're selling like hot cakes...wtf is this world coming to?

https://www.theblaze.com/news/gwyneth_paltrow_vagina_candle

[GooooMarquette]

https://twitter.com/mikesbloggity/status/1215468184611934208

Funniest thing I've seen in a while

Looks like it paid off in the end.

https://www.cnn.com/2020/01/11/us/family-feud-canada-popeyes-trnd/index.html

[Dr. Blackheart]

Misery peaks at 47.  Is that the driver for the Wojo hate threads?

https://www.bloombergquint.com/global-economics/middle-age-misery-peaks-at-age-of-47-2-economist-says

[warriorchick]

Misery peaks at 47.  Is that driver for the Wojo hate threads?

https://www.bloombergquint.com/global-economics/middle-age-misery-peaks-at-age-of-47-2-economist-says

Keep this crap out of this thread!

[GooooMarquette]

ND sucks.

*Posted as a service for real chili 83

[real chili 83]

ND sucks.

*Posted as a service for real chili 83

10-4

[mu_hilltopper]

Put down the 2%.

https://medicalxpress.com/news/2020-01-accounts-years-aging-adults.html

[GooooMarquette]

You know those continuing education seminars where the presenter is clearly just reading off his/her script?

I'm attending one right now....

[tower912]

Put down the 2%.

https://medicalxpress.com/news/2020-01-accounts-years-aging-adults.html

Just skimmed that article.