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[GooooMarquette]

I'm dealing with a serious issue at home, so naturally I came here for advice or perhaps just a bit of emotional support.

My wife picked up a new kind of apple we had never heard of: Piñata. After trying a couple my wife declared them the worst apple she has ever tasted. I thought surely she was excepting the Red Delicious, so I asked. The answer shook me to my core: "They're even worse."

I'm really struggling with this. Should I take my wife to the ER to see if maybe she had a stroke? Or maybe a psychiatrist? And please don't suggest that I try one for myself. I have eaten some disgusting things. Durian comes to mind. But I draw the line at something purported to be even worse than a Red Delicious.

Thoughts? Words of support? Suggestions for environmentally responsible disposal?

[StillAWarrior]

I'm dealing with a serious issue at home, so naturally I came here for advice or perhaps just a bit of emotional support.

My wife picked up a new kind of apple we had never heard of: Piñata. After trying a couple my wife declared them the worst apple she has ever tasted. I thought surely she was excepting the Red Delicious, so I asked. The answer shook me to my core: "They're even worse."

I'm really struggling with this. Should I take my wife to the ER to see if maybe she had a stroke? Or maybe a psychiatrist? And please don't suggest that I try one for myself. I have eaten some disgusting things. Durian comes to mind. But I draw the line at something purported to be even worse than a Red Delicious.

Thoughts? Words of support? Suggestions for environmentally responsible disposal?

Nuke them from orbit.  It's the only way to be sure.

[withoutbias]

I'm dealing with a serious issue at home, so naturally I came here for advice or perhaps just a bit of emotional support.

My wife picked up a new kind of apple we had never heard of: Piñata. After trying a couple my wife declared them the worst apple she has ever tasted. I thought surely she was excepting the Red Delicious, so I asked. The answer shook me to my core: "They're even worse."

I'm really struggling with this. Should I take my wife to the ER to see if maybe she had a stroke? Or maybe a psychiatrist? And please don't suggest that I try one for myself. I have eaten some disgusting things. Durian comes to mind. But I draw the line at something purported to be even worse than a Red Delicious.

Thoughts? Words of support? Suggestions for environmentally responsible disposal?

consult jon about how a real man handles it. probably had something he enjoys doing sexually with a young woman with nasty apples.

[Newsdreams]

consult jon about how a real man handles it. probably had something he enjoys doing sexually with a young woman with nasty apples.

Involves apple pie

[rocket surgeon]

consult jon about how a real man handles it. probably had something he enjoys doing sexually with a young woman with nasty apples.

  i have a funny feeling jon would be fitting them forcefully into both of your orafices. 

 
just an fyi-i think the patriot has a purple heart and more than enough stories to make a grown man cry for his momma

[wadesworld]

  i have a funny feeling jon would be fitting them forcefully into both of your orafices. 

 
just an fyi-i think the patriot has a purple heart and more than enough stories to make a grown man cry for his momma

He's made that well known to everyone on Scoop. Many times.

[🏀]

He's made that well known to everyone on Scoop. Many times.

To infinity and beyond.

[rocket surgeon]

To infinity and beyond.

that was meant for the unbiased dude with a bias   anyone else here have one of those? 

[Newsdreams]

that was meant for the unbiased dude with a bias   anyone else here have one of those?

Biased an unbiased, guilty!

[GooooMarquette]

When did the conversation shift to Len Bias?

Oh, wait....

[withoutbias]

When did the conversation shift to Len Bias?

Oh, wait....

that 30 for 30 was the origin of the username. which has been explained a number of times. everyone is biased.

[GooooMarquette]

that 30 for 30 was the origin of the username. which has been explained a number of times. everyone is biased.

Didn't know the origin of your username, but I do agree that everyone has biases. Even Len.

[Scoop Snoop]

I'm dealing with a serious issue at home, so naturally I came here for advice or perhaps just a bit of emotional support.

My wife picked up a new kind of apple we had never heard of: Piñata. After trying a couple my wife declared them the worst apple she has ever tasted. I thought surely she was excepting the Red Delicious, so I asked. The answer shook me to my core: "They're even worse."

I'm really struggling with this. Should I take my wife to the ER to see if maybe she had a stroke? Or maybe a psychiatrist? And please don't suggest that I try one for myself. I have eaten some disgusting things. Durian comes to mind. But I draw the line at something purported to be even worse than a Red Delicious.

Thoughts? Words of support? Suggestions for environmentally responsible disposal?

A. Give the apples to someone you really do not like. Or....

B. Come on! The answer is right in the name of the apples- pinata. Grab a baseball bat and get to work.

[GooooMarquette]

B. Come on! The answer is right in the name of the apples- pinata. Grab a baseball bat and get to work.

Lol. I told my wife the name should have been a hint.

[Dr. Blackheart]

I'm dealing with a serious issue at home, so naturally I came here for advice or perhaps just a bit of emotional support.

My wife picked up a new kind of apple we had never heard of: Piñata. After trying a couple my wife declared them the worst apple she has ever tasted. I thought surely she was excepting the Red Delicious, so I asked. The answer shook me to my core: "They're even worse."

I'm really struggling with this. Should I take my wife to the ER to see if maybe she had a stroke? Or maybe a psychiatrist? And please don't suggest that I try one for myself. I have eaten some disgusting things. Durian comes to mind. But I draw the line at something purported to be even worse than a Red Delicious.

Thoughts? Words of support? Suggestions for environmentally responsible disposal?

Piñata is a beautiful bi-colored apple that was developed by researchers in Dresden-Pillnitz, Germany over two decades. In the 1970s, researchers (using traditional cross-pollination methods) crossed three heirloom varieties – American classic Golden Delicious, England's Cox's Orange Pippin, and the Duchess of Oldenburg from Russia – to create a new apple cultivar, which they called Pinova.

Not wise to trust the Brits or the Ruskies with Apples.

https://www.stemilt.com/stem-blog/meet-pinata-the-apple-with-a-tropical-twist/

[rocket surgeon]

Lol. I told my wife the name should have been a hint.

maybe that was the one eve ate that caused adam's thang to go southward

[real chili 83]

Kinda random. My Instant Pot makes great hard boiled eggs. Easy peelers, every time.

[Herman Cain]

I just want to point out that the blonde from Heart was an underrated beauty.

I think she aged better than her sister .

[rocket surgeon]

Kinda random. My Instant Pot makes great hard boiled eggs. Easy peelers, every time.

got an air fryer that makes great crispy wings without the grease.  got a recipe for scotch eggs i've got to try

[Mr. Sand-Knit]

Cubs suck!!

[Newsdreams]

I just want to point out that the blonde from Heart was an underrated beauty.

I think she aged better than her sister .

You mean Nacy Wilson. She is 4 years younger I believe. Ann was way hotter when they were younger.

[real chili 83]

Cubs suck!!

Um, you suck.

[GooooMarquette]

Been thinking about using the Piñatas as piñatas...but I think it's a bad idea. What if the seeds from the apples get into the soil? What if it turns out to be an aggressive, invasive species that I cannot eradicate? What if it takes over my yard, then the neighborhood, then larger and larger areas until it overtakes all the orchards until they are the only apples left? It would be like the rabbits in Australia.

[mu_hilltopper]

I was thinking about the word "luncheon" so asked the google machine to define it.  It's just a "formal word for lunch."

So when you are heading out to eat today, tell people you are having a luncheon at Arby's.

[GooooMarquette]

I was thinking about the word "luncheon" so asked the google machine to define it.  It's just a "formal word for lunch."

So when you are heading out to eat today, tell people you are having a luncheon at Arby's.

Maybe tomorrow you could tell them you are going to tiffin at Arby's. Or perhaps your midday repast.