Author Topic: NM (Read 1943759 times)

mu_hilltopper · « **Reply #6025 on:** February 15, 2019, 11:43:52 AM »

Quote from: GooooMarquette on February 15, 2019, 11:32:03 AM

I once had a mole that stayed the same for more than two years...then one day decided I had to go to the Emergency Room to get it looked at.

Stay on topic. NM.

GooooMarquette · « **Reply #6026 on:** February 15, 2019, 11:45:21 AM »

Quote from: mu_hilltopper on February 15, 2019, 11:43:52 AM

Stay on topic. NM.

NM

Arby's.

Benny B · « **Reply #6027 on:** February 15, 2019, 01:38:10 PM »

How do you get rid of a skunk that's taken up residence under your firewood rack?

Since they won't sh|t where they sleep, I thought about throwing a beef and cheddar down there, waiting 10 minutes, and then fencing it off with chicken wire.

Any other suggestions?

barfolomew · « **Reply #6028 on:** February 15, 2019, 01:48:44 PM »

Quote from: Benny B on February 15, 2019, 01:38:10 PM

How do you get rid of a skunk that's taken up residence under your firewood rack?

Since they won't sh|t where they sleep, I thought about throwing a beef and cheddar down there, waiting 10 minutes, and then fencing it off with chicken wire.

Any other suggestions?

Soak a tennis ball in ammonia and toss it under there.

GooooMarquette · « **Reply #6029 on:** February 15, 2019, 01:52:40 PM »

Quote from: barfolomew on February 15, 2019, 01:48:44 PM

Soak a tennis ball in ammonia and toss it under there.

And hope it doesn't come running out really pissed....

MU Fan in Connecticut · « **Reply #6030 on:** February 15, 2019, 02:10:54 PM »

Quote from: NYWarrior on February 15, 2019, 07:26:33 AM

First & Last pizza in central CT is terrific

Basically almost any pizza in Connecticut is terrific other than the chains (if you can find one).

ZiggysFryBoy · « **Reply #6031 on:** February 15, 2019, 05:07:19 PM »

Quote from: Benny B on February 15, 2019, 01:38:10 PM

How do you get rid of a skunk that's taken up residence under your firewood rack?

Since they won't sh|t where they sleep, I thought about throwing a beef and cheddar down there, waiting 10 minutes, and then fencing it off with chicken wire.

Any other suggestions?

Couple of M80s? C4 squirrels?

real chili 83 · « **Reply #6032 on:** February 15, 2019, 05:11:42 PM »

Quote from: Benny B on February 15, 2019, 01:38:10 PM

How do you get rid of a skunk that's taken up residence under your firewood rack?

Since they won't sh|t where they sleep, I thought about throwing a beef and cheddar down there, waiting 10 minutes, and then fencing it off with chicken wire.

Any other suggestions?

Smoke it out and shoot the b@stard.

barfolomew · « **Reply #6033 on:** February 15, 2019, 05:14:03 PM »

Quote from: real chili 83 on February 15, 2019, 05:11:42 PM

Smoke it out and shoot the b@stard.

... and then, of course, put a little red sweater on it, take some pix in compromising positions, and archive for #BadgerHateWeek.

GooooMarquette · « **Reply #6034 on:** February 15, 2019, 05:38:22 PM »

Quote from: barfolomew on February 15, 2019, 05:14:03 PM

... and then, of course, put a little red sweater on it, take some pix in compromising positions, and archive for #BadgerHateWeek.

See, this is what makes Scoop worthwhile. After countless hours of mindless scrolling, you come across a pearl like this and realize there still is some good on the interwebs.

Bless us all, everyone!

Benny B · « **Reply #6035 on:** February 16, 2019, 01:03:31 AM »

Quote from: real chili 83 on February 15, 2019, 05:11:42 PM

Smoke it out and shoot the b@stard.

Unfortunately, I live in Lake County, where they really frown on shooting vermin within the village limits. However, I am liking what I see here:

Quote from: barfolomew on February 15, 2019, 05:14:03 PM

... and then, of course, put a little red sweater on it, take some pix in compromising positions, and archive for #BadgerHateWeek.

Which of course begs the question, does chloroform work on skunks (without causing a “release”), how long will they stay under, and where can I get my hands on some.

Somebody around here has to know a ~~mob doctor~~ veterinarian, right?

Galway Eagle · « **Reply #6036 on:** February 16, 2019, 03:43:00 AM »

Quote from: Sir Lawrence on February 15, 2019, 09:45:41 AM

Find any decent pizza in Galway? Has it stopped raining?

There's a spot called dough bros which is decent, but it's neopolitan and hard to compare. the papa johns and dominoes is bad here. Issue is bland pepperoni and sausage plus a lack of oregano or Italian seasoning on the pizza itself.

Archies Bat · « **Reply #6037 on:** February 16, 2019, 05:47:33 AM »

Quote from: barfolomew on February 15, 2019, 01:48:44 PM

Soak a tennis ball in ammonia and toss it under there.

This. Worked for me.

real chili 83 · « **Reply #6038 on:** February 16, 2019, 09:55:01 AM »

Quote from: Benny B on February 16, 2019, 01:03:31 AM

Unfortunately, I live in Lake County, where they really frown on shooting vermin within the village limits. However, I am liking what I see here:

Which of course begs the question, does chloroform work on skunks (without causing a “release”), how long will they stay under, and where can I get my hands on some.

Somebody around here has to know a ~~mob doctor~~ veterinarian, right?

Get a silencer.

GooooMarquette · « **Reply #6039 on:** February 16, 2019, 01:09:25 PM »

Quote from: real chili 83 on February 16, 2019, 09:55:01 AM

Get a silencer.

Or a crossbow.

mu_hilltopper · « **Reply #6040 on:** February 16, 2019, 02:12:09 PM »

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Its DJOver · « **Reply #6041 on:** February 16, 2019, 02:39:05 PM »

GooooMarquette · « **Reply #6042 on:** February 16, 2019, 03:26:22 PM »

Quote from: mu_hilltopper on February 16, 2019, 02:12:09 PM

Those just never get old....

UWW2MU · « **Reply #6043 on:** February 18, 2019, 03:57:12 PM »

My wife and I went over our data limit for the month (apparently that's still a thing?). We turned off the mobile data on our phones until Friday but she needs music at work to keep her from getting bored. Thus asked if I'd find her old ipod. I said sure, but instead found one of her old discmans and put that and a few CDs in her bag.

It's been 8 hours and I haven't heard one word from her. I can't decide if it's because she's mad... or because my music selection was so good that she hasn't had time to stop and text me.

Thoughts?

UWW2MU · « **Reply #6044 on:** February 18, 2019, 04:01:30 PM »

Oh, if you're wondering, these are the CDs I put in there:

Paperboy - The Nine Yards
Michael Buble - Christmas Album
Forest for the Trees - Forest for the Trees album
Nirvana - Nevermind
Kanye WEst - College Dropout

Archies Bat · « **Reply #6045 on:** February 18, 2019, 04:29:10 PM »

Quote from: UWW2MU on February 18, 2019, 03:57:12 PM

My wife and I went over our data limit for the month (apparently that's still a thing?). We turned off the mobile data on our phones until Friday but she needs music at work to keep her from getting bored. Thus asked if I'd find her old ipod. I said sure, but instead found one of her old discmans and put that and a few CDs in her bag.

It's been 8 hours and I haven't heard one word from her. I can't decide if it's because she's mad... or because my music selection was so good that she hasn't had time to stop and text me.

Thoughts?

Stop wondering and go grab a beer.

Herman Cain · « **Reply #6046 on:** February 18, 2019, 07:37:17 PM »

https://twitter.com/SwaggyDu1/status/1097624520091934720

rocket surgeon · « **Reply #6047 on:** February 18, 2019, 07:46:53 PM »

Quote from: UWW2MU on February 18, 2019, 04:01:30 PM

Oh, if you're wondering, these are the CDs I put in there:

Paperboy - The Nine Yards
Michael Buble - Christmas Album
Forest for the Trees - Forest for the Trees album
Nirvana - Nevermind
Kanye WEst - College Dropout

don't know your wife, but judging from that list...you gotta a comfy couch?

Jay Bee · « **Reply #6048 on:** February 18, 2019, 08:04:43 PM »

Quote from: UWW2MU on February 18, 2019, 04:01:30 PM

Oh, if you're wondering, these are the CDs I put in there:

Paperboy - The Nine Yards
Michael Buble - Christmas Album
Forest for the Trees - Forest for the Trees album
Nirvana - Nevermind
Kanye WEst - College Dropout

Good grief. She may have been puking 8 hours straight.

real chili 83 · « **Reply #6049 on:** February 18, 2019, 08:16:17 PM »

Quote from: UWW2MU on February 18, 2019, 04:01:30 PM

Oh, if you're wondering, these are the CDs I put in there:

Paperboy - The Nine Yards
Michael Buble - Christmas Album
Forest for the Trees - Forest for the Trees album
Nirvana - Nevermind
Kanye WEst - College Dropout

Good lord, so much for being married. Try this:

CSN - So Far
Pink Floyd - Dark Side is the Moon
Steppenwolf - Greatest Hits
Chicago - Chicago Transit Authority
The Who - Who’s Next

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