Author Topic: Mbakwe (Read 64943 times)

DonCornholeone · « **Reply #175 on:** December 27, 2007, 02:13:25 AM »

Mbakwe once out-jumped Earl "The Goat" Manigault to snatch a $20 bill off the top of a backboard.

Henry Sugar · « **Reply #176 on:** December 27, 2007, 09:05:36 PM »

Using only a hoe and a large glass of water, Mbakwe once single-handedly defended a small village in the Amazon Basin from a horde of ferocious army ants.

BuzzSucksSucks · « **Reply #177 on:** December 28, 2007, 03:11:07 AM »

My grandparents came to America just before the war, and when they got here they couldn't speak any English. It was very difficult for them at first, but they were grateful to be here, and there wasn't anybody more patriotic. They'd fly the flag on every national holiday, and I remember they had three pictures above the fireplace: The Pope, president Kennedy, and Trevor Mbakwe.

Sponge Ruiner! · « **Reply #178 on:** December 28, 2007, 09:13:12 AM »

Trevor eats pieces of sh*t like you for breakfast.

mosarsour · « **Reply #179 on:** December 28, 2007, 10:40:08 AM »

Quote from: Sponge Ruiner! on December 28, 2007, 09:13:12 AM

Trevor eats pieces of sh*t like you for breakfast.

Trevor eats sh!t??

Seraph · « **Reply #180 on:** December 28, 2007, 10:49:47 AM »

When urinating, Trevor Mbakwe is capable of welding titanium.

Sponge Ruiner! · « **Reply #181 on:** December 28, 2007, 01:48:22 PM »

Trevor never bleeds.

...but if he did, only piss and vinegar would come out.

Eye · « **Reply #182 on:** December 31, 2007, 07:12:56 PM »

As long as this thread lasted, Trevor Mbakwe decided it needed at least one more bump for one more shot at life. Being as I thought this thread was silly, I didn't just type this, but you know who did.

Seraph · « **Reply #183 on:** December 31, 2007, 11:44:00 PM »

Trevor Mbakwe invented the bolt-action rifle, liquor, sexual intercourse, and basketball-- in that order.

SoCalwarrior · « **Reply #184 on:** December 31, 2007, 11:55:30 PM »

Jesus may have walked on water, but Mbakwe can swim through land.

77ncaachamps · « **Reply #185 on:** January 01, 2008, 03:02:14 AM »

Everything I learned in life was from, you guessed it, Mbakwe.

ZiggysFryBoy · « **Reply #186 on:** January 01, 2008, 08:30:46 AM »

Trevor Mbakwe makes the ball drop in NYC. He could choose not to release it and prevent a new year from starting. However, Mbakwe thinks NYE is amateur night and just wants to get the damn thing over with.

TVDirector · « **Reply #187 on:** January 02, 2008, 04:17:35 PM »

trevor is the sound of one hand clapping.

mike aleshire · « **Reply #188 on:** January 02, 2008, 07:43:01 PM »

Henry Sugar, you are not Hugh Gallagher.

However, Trevor Mbakwe has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.

Henry Sugar · « **Reply #189 on:** January 02, 2008, 10:22:59 PM »

Quote from: mike aleshire on January 02, 2008, 07:43:01 PM

Henry Sugar, you are not Hugh Gallagher.

However, Trevor Mbakwe has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.

I'm glad someone picked up on one of the funniest things I've ever read.

http://www-users.cs.york.ac.uk/susan/joke/essay.htm

The movie "Cloverfield" is actually a documentary about Trevor's last trip to New York City. Madison Square Garden is already preparing extra security for the Big East Tournament. Like it will help...

http://youtube.com/watch?v=IvNkGm8mxiM

patso · « **Reply #190 on:** January 04, 2008, 08:09:53 PM »

Mbakwe says--- I will not be ignored!

Seraph · « **Reply #191 on:** January 04, 2008, 08:24:33 PM »

They once made a Trevor Mbakwe toilet paper, but there was a problem-- It wouldn't take crap from anybody.

Thomas' Danish Delight · « **Reply #192 on:** January 13, 2008, 10:11:11 AM »

I'm very interested in seeing how Mbakwe will contribute to the team. He looks to be big and strong like Burke, athletic as Blackledge, and hopefully he has better game than both of them.

I think he'll do well against the likes of Harangody next year.

...

and oh...um...Mbakwe once challenged Lance Armstrong to a Who Has More Testicles competition...Mbakwe won by 4.

mwbauer7 · « **Reply #193 on:** January 18, 2008, 12:45:42 PM »

Trevor Mbakwe blows bubbles with Now-and-Laters.

WashDCWarrior · « **Reply #194 on:** January 22, 2008, 03:49:32 PM »

Trevor Mbakwe won a Big-East road game with Gary Coleman, Helen Keller, Stephen Hawking, and the drummer from Def Leppard as teammates.

They were coached by Bob Dukiet.

AlumKCof93 · « **Reply #195 on:** January 22, 2008, 04:13:06 PM »

Mbakwe knows what you did in Vegas. And he'll tell others if he damn well pleases!

IAmMarquette · « **Reply #196 on:** January 22, 2008, 04:27:31 PM »

Answer:

Quote from: WashDCWarrior on January 22, 2008, 03:49:32 PM

Def Leppard

Question:
What has nine arms and sucks?

Seraph · « **Reply #197 on:** January 23, 2008, 05:24:31 PM »

The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of basketball Trevor Mbakwe played in second grade.

mviale · « **Reply #198 on:** January 23, 2008, 10:32:26 PM »

Mbakwe would have 8 dunks by now

spiral97 · « **Reply #199 on:** January 23, 2008, 10:53:31 PM »

Quote from: mviale on January 23, 2008, 10:32:26 PM

Mbakwe would have 8 dunks by now

per possession.

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