Oso planning to go pro
A young family moved into a house next to a vacant lot. Soon thereafter a construction crew turned up and started building a home on the lot.The family's 4 year old daughter took an interest in all the activity going on next door and spent much of each day observing the workers.Eventually the crew more or less "adopted"her as kind of a project mascot. They chatted with her, let her sit with them during coffee and lunch breaks and gave her little odd jobs to make her feel important.And at the end of the first week, they even presented her with a pay envelope with $10 in it.The little girl took the money home to her Mom, who suggested they take her "pay" to the bank and open a savings account.The teller at the bank was very impressed and asked the little girl how she had come to earn a paycheck. The little girl proudly replied, "I worked last week with a construction crew building the house next door to us.""Oh my goodness", replied the teller, "that is wonderful!Will you be working on the house again next week?""I will", replied the little girl, If those a$$holes at Home Depot deliver the unnatural carnal knowledge!ng drywall!"
Wow, I'm very concerned for Benny. Being able to mimic Myron Medcalf's writing so closely implies an oncoming case of dementia.
That one is a keeper. Imma gonna use that one tonight.
What is the difference between people from Dubai and people from Abu Dhabi? People from Dubai don't like the Flintstones. People from Abu Dhabi do.Editing: Sorry...I misread the thread title. I thought you were looking for a bad joke. Or a dad joke. OK, a bad dad joke.
"Since we don't control the air, our good air decided to float over to China's bad air. So when China gets our good air, their bad air got to move. So it moves over to our good air space. Then -- now we got we to clean that back up."- Herschel Walker
TAMUI do know, Newsie is right on you knowing ball.