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Author Topic: Dad jokes  (Read 3656 times)

Not A Serious Person

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Re: Dad jokes
« Reply #50 on: December 03, 2023, 09:35:19 AM »
Legit story…


Archaeology students found dad jokes from Ancient Rome
https://www.npr.org/2023/04/01/1167432458/archaeology-students-found-dad-jokes-from-ancient-rome
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tower912

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Re: Dad jokes
« Reply #51 on: December 08, 2023, 06:45:14 AM »
My son plays the trombone and bass and therefore learned to read all of the bass notes.   He is in a musical this year and it turns out he is a tenor.   He is struggling to learn the treble notes.   Will he figure it out in time?  Tune in next week to find out!

This is called a clef hanger.

It's a little known fact, Normie, that the notes are different.

That is a clef Claven
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Luke 6:45   ...A good man produces goodness from the good in his heart; an evil man produces evil out of his store of evil.   Each man speaks from his heart's abundance...

It is better to be fearless and cheerful than cheerless and fearful.

tower912

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Re: Dad jokes
« Reply #52 on: December 21, 2023, 09:08:52 AM »
What Christmas Carol do they play on a mental ward?



Do you hear what I hear?
Luke 6:45   ...A good man produces goodness from the good in his heart; an evil man produces evil out of his store of evil.   Each man speaks from his heart's abundance...

It is better to be fearless and cheerful than cheerless and fearful.

muwarrior69

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Re: Dad jokes
« Reply #53 on: December 21, 2023, 04:45:40 PM »
What Christmas Carol do they play on a mental ward?



Do you hear what I hear?

...and, do you see what I see.


Rocket Surgeon's favorite hymn has to be:

Drum role, Crown Him with many Crowns.

tower912

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Re: Dad jokes
« Reply #54 on: December 27, 2023, 06:44:31 AM »
What is the title of the physician who has to be available for any and all extreme emergencies over the weekend?


The on-call-ogist.
Luke 6:45   ...A good man produces goodness from the good in his heart; an evil man produces evil out of his store of evil.   Each man speaks from his heart's abundance...

It is better to be fearless and cheerful than cheerless and fearful.

tower912

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Re: Dad jokes
« Reply #55 on: December 27, 2023, 07:08:10 AM »
My daughter's dog got infested with little biting insects while visiting her future in-laws over the holiday.  (true!)   Driving back to Baltimore from SC, they stopped by the side of the road so the dog could get out and have a really good scratch.

So she got fleas pullovers for Christmas.
Luke 6:45   ...A good man produces goodness from the good in his heart; an evil man produces evil out of his store of evil.   Each man speaks from his heart's abundance...

It is better to be fearless and cheerful than cheerless and fearful.

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Re: Dad jokes
« Reply #56 on: January 08, 2024, 03:00:23 PM »
My father always said that when one door closes, another opens. He was a wise man.... but a terrible cabinetmaker.
Wild horses couldn't drag me into either political party, but for very different reasons.

tower912

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Re: Dad jokes
« Reply #57 on: January 27, 2024, 07:15:37 AM »
He who lives by the tort dies by the tort.
Or....
He lives by the torte dies by the torte.
Luke 6:45   ...A good man produces goodness from the good in his heart; an evil man produces evil out of his store of evil.   Each man speaks from his heart's abundance...

It is better to be fearless and cheerful than cheerless and fearful.

tower912

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Re: Dad jokes
« Reply #58 on: February 03, 2024, 10:43:07 AM »
In Saudi Arabia, one of the lesser princes is in charge of all of the charcuterie platters.



He is the tray sheik.
Luke 6:45   ...A good man produces goodness from the good in his heart; an evil man produces evil out of his store of evil.   Each man speaks from his heart's abundance...

It is better to be fearless and cheerful than cheerless and fearful.

Lennys Tap

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Re: Dad jokes
« Reply #59 on: February 03, 2024, 03:49:23 PM »
In Saudi Arabia, one of the lesser princes is in charge of all of the charcuterie platters.



He is the tray sheik.

Studied under Sheik Yer Booti

 

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