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Billy Hoyle

#75
January 08, 2025, 11:18:18 AM
Quote from: tower912 on January 08, 2025, 07:59:02 AMBall joints.  Funny to say to your friends, funny to say at the dispensary.  The opposite of funny when the mechanic say it.

It's all ball bearings nowadays
"Kevin thinks 'mother' is half a word." - Mike Deane

Scoop Snoop

#76
January 08, 2025, 12:29:15 PM
Quote from: tower912 on January 08, 2025, 07:59:02 AMBall joints.  Funny to say to your friends, funny to say at the dispensary.  The opposite of funny when the mechanic say it.

You: "So how much is this going to cost?"

Mechanic: "How much ya got?"
Wild horses couldn't drag me into either political party, but for very different reasons.

"All of our answers are unencumbered by the thought process." NPR's Click and Clack of Car Talk.

tower912

#77
January 10, 2025, 10:21:42 AM
This site is known for scoopid takes.
Luke 6:45   ...A good man produces goodness from the good in his heart; an evil man produces evil out of his store of evil.   Each man speaks from his heart's abundance...

It is better to be fearless and cheerful than cheerless and fearful.

muwarrior69

#78
January 12, 2025, 06:34:09 PM
Quote from: warriorchick on November 28, 2024, 10:49:40 AMTwo antennas got married.

The wedding was ok.

But the reception was incredible.

Aw, c'mon. That is a mom joke not a dad joke.

Scoop Snoop

#79
January 15, 2025, 11:11:06 AM
Actually a true story, but I think it still fits here.

My brother kept his sailboat in a marina in Virginia Beach and in one of the neighboring slips, a guy named his boat by flipping Sinbad the Sailor. The name of his boat was Sailbad the Sinner.
Wild horses couldn't drag me into either political party, but for very different reasons.

"All of our answers are unencumbered by the thought process." NPR's Click and Clack of Car Talk.

CTWarrior

#80
January 15, 2025, 03:58:48 PM
My brother-in-law got me with this one.  He said it was an oldie but I'd never heard it.

My back was hurting and I was walking a little funny.

BIL:  What's the matter?
ME:  I got a bad back
BIL:  I got news for you.  Your front ain't so great, either.
Calvin:  I'm a genius.  But I'm a misunderstood genius. 
Hobbes:  What's misunderstood about you?
Calvin:  Nobody thinks I'm a genius.

tower912

#81
January 18, 2025, 12:09:44 PM
How is this upcoming cold snap like a punch in the nose?


Both are going to give you black eyes (ice).
Luke 6:45   ...A good man produces goodness from the good in his heart; an evil man produces evil out of his store of evil.   Each man speaks from his heart's abundance...

It is better to be fearless and cheerful than cheerless and fearful.
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