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Author Topic: Mystery Animal Spotted in TX  (Read 1270 times)

MuggsyB

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Mystery Animal Spotted in TX
« on: April 10, 2023, 05:53:15 PM »
Is that a Tapir?  WTH is that thing?  A Colossal Badger?
« Last Edit: April 10, 2023, 07:22:37 PM by MuggsyB »

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Re: Mystery Animsl Spotted in TX
« Reply #1 on: April 10, 2023, 05:58:59 PM »
Wombat?

Uncle Rico

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Re: Mystery Animsl Spotted in TX
« Reply #2 on: April 10, 2023, 06:04:21 PM »
Is that a Tapir?  WTH is that thing?  A Colossal Badger?

Agropelter
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MuggsyB

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Re: Mystery Animsl Spotted in TX
« Reply #3 on: April 10, 2023, 06:10:47 PM »

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Re: Mystery Animsl Spotted in TX
« Reply #4 on: April 10, 2023, 06:11:03 PM »
Ramsey will bring Marquette great glory

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Re: Mystery Animsl Spotted in TX
« Reply #5 on: April 10, 2023, 06:12:42 PM »
One eyed albino rhino?

MuggsyB

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Re: Mystery Animsl Spotted in TX
« Reply #6 on: April 10, 2023, 06:18:11 PM »
It’s an agropelter

I didn't know what that was.  A Wombat or Capybara could have escaped a zoo. 

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Re: Mystery Animsl Spotted in TX
« Reply #7 on: April 10, 2023, 06:20:23 PM »
I didn't know what that was.  A Wombat or Capybara could have escaped a zoo.

Climate change is forcing agropelters out of their natural habitat. 
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MuggsyB

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Re: Mystery Animsl Spotted in TX
« Reply #8 on: April 10, 2023, 06:27:30 PM »
I'm becoming convinced it's a Capybara.

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Re: Mystery Animal Spotted in TX
« Reply #9 on: April 10, 2023, 07:31:48 PM »
Manbearpig?

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Re: Mystery Animal Spotted in TX
« Reply #10 on: April 10, 2023, 08:34:02 PM »


Hodag.
Have some patience, FFS.

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Re: Mystery Animal Spotted in TX
« Reply #11 on: April 10, 2023, 08:47:10 PM »
I wonder what it tastes like.

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Re: Mystery Animal Spotted in TX
« Reply #12 on: April 10, 2023, 10:29:22 PM »
I wonder what it tastes like.

It took 12 posts to get to the most important facet?

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Re: Mystery Animal Spotted in TX
« Reply #13 on: April 10, 2023, 10:35:59 PM »
Texas State Park officials saying that it is an American Badger
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Re: Mystery Animal Spotted in TX
« Reply #14 on: April 10, 2023, 10:56:49 PM »
Texas State Park officials saying that it is an American Badger

The smartest of all animals that goes about its business the right way.

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Re: Mystery Animal Spotted in TX
« Reply #15 on: April 11, 2023, 07:27:28 AM »
Texas State Park officials saying that it is an American Badger

So a white animal with a buzz cut.

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Re: Mystery Animal Spotted in TX
« Reply #16 on: April 11, 2023, 09:29:27 AM »
Chupacabra

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Re: Mystery Animal Spotted in TX
« Reply #17 on: April 11, 2023, 10:33:15 AM »
The smartest of all animals that goes about its business the right way.

Slow and plodding.

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Re: Mystery Animal Spotted in TX
« Reply #18 on: April 11, 2023, 11:00:33 AM »
Texas State Park officials saying that it is an American Badger

AKA a "gym rat." Known to take over high school gyms. If you get infested, you'll have to chain the doors to keep it out.
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MuggsyB

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Re: Mystery Animal Spotted in TX
« Reply #19 on: April 11, 2023, 11:26:59 AM »
We"ll never know for sure what it is.  Capybara's are unusually social but he/she could be mocking everyone and warning us that they may want some space in our forests.   

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Re: Mystery Animal Spotted in TX
« Reply #20 on: April 11, 2023, 12:00:47 PM »
We"ll never know for sure what it is.  Capybara's are unusually social but he/she could be mocking everyone and warning us that they may want some space in our forests.

They’re pretty stupid
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Re: Mystery Animal Spotted in TX
« Reply #21 on: April 11, 2023, 12:47:19 PM »
We"ll never know for sure what it is.  Capybara's are unusually social but he/she could be mocking everyone and warning us that they may want some space in our forests.

So what you are saying is take no chances, shoot to kill?
Lazar picking up where the BIG 3 left off....

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Re: Mystery Animal Spotted in TX
« Reply #22 on: April 11, 2023, 05:13:37 PM »
They’re pretty stupid
but tasty. Think iberico ham

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Re: Mystery Animal Spotted in TX
« Reply #23 on: April 11, 2023, 09:50:13 PM »
but tasty. Think iberico ham

That’s actually what the big ham hocks they sell at Costco are.  It’s Iberico replacement but it’s actually Brazilian farm raised Capybara