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Title: Mystery Animal Spotted in TX
Post by: MuggsyB on April 10, 2023, 05:53:15 PM
Is that a Tapir?  WTH is that thing?  A Colossal Badger?
Title: Re: Mystery Animsl Spotted in TX
Post by: MuggsyB on April 10, 2023, 05:58:59 PM
Wombat?
Title: Re: Mystery Animsl Spotted in TX
Post by: Uncle Rico on April 10, 2023, 06:04:21 PM
Quote from: MuggsyB on April 10, 2023, 05:53:15 PM
Is that a Tapir?  WTH is that thing?  A Colossal Badger?

Agropelter
Title: Re: Mystery Animsl Spotted in TX
Post by: MuggsyB on April 10, 2023, 06:10:47 PM
Quote from: Uncle Rico on April 10, 2023, 06:04:21 PM
Agropelter

Come again?
Title: Re: Mystery Animsl Spotted in TX
Post by: Uncle Rico on April 10, 2023, 06:11:03 PM
Quote from: MuggsyB on April 10, 2023, 06:10:47 PM
Come again?

It’s an agropelter
Title: Re: Mystery Animsl Spotted in TX
Post by: ZiggysFryBoy on April 10, 2023, 06:12:42 PM
One eyed albino rhino?
Title: Re: Mystery Animsl Spotted in TX
Post by: MuggsyB on April 10, 2023, 06:18:11 PM
Quote from: Uncle Rico on April 10, 2023, 06:11:03 PM
It’s an agropelter

I didn't know what that was.  A Wombat or Capybara could have escaped a zoo. 
Title: Re: Mystery Animsl Spotted in TX
Post by: Uncle Rico on April 10, 2023, 06:20:23 PM
Quote from: MuggsyB on April 10, 2023, 06:18:11 PM
I didn't know what that was.  A Wombat or Capybara could have escaped a zoo.

Climate change is forcing agropelters out of their natural habitat. 
Title: Re: Mystery Animsl Spotted in TX
Post by: MuggsyB on April 10, 2023, 06:27:30 PM
I'm becoming convinced it's a Capybara.
Title: Re: Mystery Animal Spotted in TX
Post by: CreightonWarrior on April 10, 2023, 07:31:48 PM
Manbearpig?
Title: Re: Mystery Animal Spotted in TX
Post by: warriorchick on April 10, 2023, 08:34:02 PM


Hodag.
Title: Re: Mystery Animal Spotted in TX
Post by: lostpassword on April 10, 2023, 08:47:10 PM
I wonder what it tastes like.
Title: Re: Mystery Animal Spotted in TX
Post by: Jockey on April 10, 2023, 10:29:22 PM
Quote from: lostpassword on April 10, 2023, 08:47:10 PM
I wonder what it tastes like.

It took 12 posts to get to the most important facet?
Title: Re: Mystery Animal Spotted in TX
Post by: TAMU, Knower of Ball on April 10, 2023, 10:35:59 PM
Texas State Park officials saying that it is an American Badger
Title: Re: Mystery Animal Spotted in TX
Post by: cheebs09 on April 10, 2023, 10:56:49 PM
Quote from: TAMU, Knower of Ball on April 10, 2023, 10:35:59 PM
Texas State Park officials saying that it is an American Badger

The smartest of all animals that goes about its business the right way.
Title: Re: Mystery Animal Spotted in TX
Post by: ZiggysFryBoy on April 11, 2023, 07:27:28 AM
Quote from: TAMU, Knower of Ball on April 10, 2023, 10:35:59 PM
Texas State Park officials saying that it is an American Badger

So a white animal with a buzz cut.
Title: Re: Mystery Animal Spotted in TX
Post by: MU Fan in Connecticut on April 11, 2023, 09:29:27 AM
Chupacabra
Title: Re: Mystery Animal Spotted in TX
Post by: pbiflyer on April 11, 2023, 10:33:15 AM
Quote from: cheebs09 on April 10, 2023, 10:56:49 PM
The smartest of all animals that goes about its business the right way.

Slow and plodding.
Title: Re: Mystery Animal Spotted in TX
Post by: StillAWarrior on April 11, 2023, 11:00:33 AM
Quote from: TAMU, Knower of Ball on April 10, 2023, 10:35:59 PM
Texas State Park officials saying that it is an American Badger

AKA a "gym rat." Known to take over high school gyms. If you get infested, you'll have to chain the doors to keep it out.
Title: Re: Mystery Animal Spotted in TX
Post by: MuggsyB on April 11, 2023, 11:26:59 AM
We"ll never know for sure what it is.  Capybara's are unusually social but he/she could be mocking everyone and warning us that they may want some space in our forests.   
Title: Re: Mystery Animal Spotted in TX
Post by: Uncle Rico on April 11, 2023, 12:00:47 PM
Quote from: MuggsyB on April 11, 2023, 11:26:59 AM
We"ll never know for sure what it is.  Capybara's are unusually social but he/she could be mocking everyone and warning us that they may want some space in our forests.

They’re pretty stupid
Title: Re: Mystery Animal Spotted in TX
Post by: PGsHeroes32 on April 11, 2023, 12:47:19 PM
Quote from: MuggsyB on April 11, 2023, 11:26:59 AM
We"ll never know for sure what it is.  Capybara's are unusually social but he/she could be mocking everyone and warning us that they may want some space in our forests.

So what you are saying is take no chances, shoot to kill?
Title: Re: Mystery Animal Spotted in TX
Post by: lawdog77 on April 11, 2023, 05:13:37 PM
Quote from: Uncle Rico on April 11, 2023, 12:00:47 PM
They’re pretty stupid
but tasty. Think iberico ham
Title: Re: Mystery Animal Spotted in TX
Post by: JWags85 on April 11, 2023, 09:50:13 PM
Quote from: lawdog77 on April 11, 2023, 05:13:37 PM
but tasty. Think iberico ham

That’s actually what the big ham hocks they sell at Costco are.  It’s Iberico replacement but it’s actually Brazilian farm raised Capybara