Twitter 3.0

[Galway Eagle]

Yes, obviously being born into wealth and having his father invest $25,000 into his initial business were distinct advantages that Musk had. However, you don't turn $25,000 into a $300 million company unless you are really good at what you do.  My guess is that someone like Musk would have found a way without that initial investment from his father.

Obviously, I wasn't trying to say he wasn't talented, especially before he became the type for person who definitely thinks people are lucky to smell his farts. But it's very fair to acknowledge his wealth and connections while also saying he busted his ass to get there.

[TSmith34, Inc.]

I guess hardcore means going without pay.

Kali Hays
@HaysKali
People are genuinely unsure how this company functions come next week. As is, some emergency contractors are going to have to come in asap just to cut checks.
9:00 PM · Nov 17, 2022

Kali Hays
@HaysKali
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@HaysKali
In addition to the payroll team being gone, Twitter's entire US tax team is gone, I'm told, along with its financial reporting team. Not great.

[forgetful]

I guess hardcore means going without pay.

Kali Hays
@HaysKali
People are genuinely unsure how this company functions come next week. As is, some emergency contractors are going to have to come in asap just to cut checks.
9:00 PM · Nov 17, 2022

Kali Hays
@HaysKali
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12h
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@HaysKali
In addition to the payroll team being gone, Twitter's entire US tax team is gone, I'm told, along with its financial reporting team. Not great.

Shocking. Who could have possibly seen this coming?

[Marquette Overload]

If Twitter does come to an end, is there any place you guys would like to see www.twitter.com/MUOverload move to? 

Instagram?  Facebook?  Mastodon? 

I could also just post stuff at www.muoverload.com.

[Galway Eagle]

If Twitter does come to an end, is there any place you guys would like to see www.twitter.com/MUOverload move to? 

Instagram?  Facebook?  Mastodon? 

I could also just post stuff at www.muoverload.com.

Pornhub?

I kid FB would be nice, but probably won't reach the modern yutes very well

[Uncle Rico]

I guess hardcore means going without pay.

Kali Hays
@HaysKali
People are genuinely unsure how this company functions come next week. As is, some emergency contractors are going to have to come in asap just to cut checks.
9:00 PM · Nov 17, 2022

Kali Hays
@HaysKali
·
12h
Replying to
@HaysKali
In addition to the payroll team being gone, Twitter's entire US tax team is gone, I'm told, along with its financial reporting team. Not great.

You guys don't can't comprehend his brilliance.  The workers at Twitter need to learn a lesson in blind obedience to rich people

[Pakuni]

You guys don't can't comprehend his brilliance.  The workers at Twitter need to learn a lesson in blind obedience to rich people

They just aren't up for the challenge.

[Skatastrophy]

If Twitter does come to an end, is there any place you guys would like to see www.twitter.com/MUOverload move to? 

Instagram?  Facebook?  Mastodon? 

I could also just post stuff at www.muoverload.com.

When Digg fell there was an obvious exodus to Reddit. When/if Twitter falls, users will all flock to a single platform. Choose that platform.

I eagerly await your TikTok videos.

[jesmu84]

If Twitter does come to an end, is there any place you guys would like to see www.twitter.com/MUOverload move to? 

Instagram?  Facebook?  Mastodon? 

I could also just post stuff at www.muoverload.com.

I vote Reddit. Maybe insta, but I'd have to start an account

[Jockey]

You guys don't can't comprehend his brilliance.  The workers at Twitter need to learn a lesson in blind obedience to rich people

Young people are all just lookin' for a handout. They have no work ethic.

[Uncle Rico]

Young people are all just lookin' for a handout. They have no work ethic.

Spitting facts.  Back in '69, I worked 20 hours a day in the coal mine and still drank a dozen boilermakers a night while running a plow truck.

[forgetful]

Spitting facts.  Back in '69, I worked 20 hours a day in the coal mine and still drank a dozen boilermakers a night while running a plow truck.

Kids these days complain about working a 40-hour work week. In my day, we were grateful that we got to work 40-hour work days.

They have no understanding of real work.

[Uncle Rico]

Kids these days complain about working a 40-hour work week. In my day, we were grateful that we got to work 40-hour work days.

They have no understanding of real work.

Once we gave them 8-hour work days and weekends off, it was all over for guys like Elon

[🏀]

Once we gave them 8-hour work days and weekends off, it was all over for guys like Elon

I just don't understand why we can't just give people money and then control their livelihoods.

[lawdog77]

Musk probably got his data here:

The Average Office Worker Is Productive for Less Than 3 Hours a Day
In all career fields, the average worker is productive for 60% or less each day. For office workers, however, that percentage drops drastically. Research conducted by Voucher Cloud determined that the average office worker is only productive for two hours and 23 minutes each day.

Assuming an eight-hour workday, office workers are generally unproductive for five hours and 37 minutes each day. That's a massive chunk of time and employer's money wasted every day.

[tower912]

Sounds like Peter from Office Space.   

[ZiggysFryBoy]

Babylon Bee is back.

[jficke13]

Babylon Bee is back.

Hooray, lazy discount bigot the onion gets to tweet again and it only cost $44B

[Pakuni]

Babylon Bee is back.

Musk said Twitter would be safe for comedy.
Another broken promise.

[Uncle Rico]

Musk said Twitter would be safe for comedy.
Another broken promise.

I don't mind the Babylon Bee. 

[jesmu84]

A frequent retweet of chicos

[Uncle Rico]

A frequent retweet of chicos

Like I said, a favorite of mine because it makes me chuckle at Chicos

Hadn't looked at his account lately.  Wow.  His kids need to intervene

[Pakuni]

I don't mind the Babylon Bee.

It's just like The Onion, minus the humoir.

[JWags85]

Hooray, lazy discount bigot the onion gets to tweet again and it only cost $44B

Evangelical Onion, athank you very much

[Billy Hoyle]

It's just like The Onion, minus the humoir.

The Onion has humor? What is this, 2007?