Marquette Crime Reports

[Skatastrophy]

Supply chain issues for bullets

Mayhem is not cheap these days

[rocky_warrior]

I'm assuming they're all just moving to the Marquette neighborhood because they've heard of the free publicity on scoop.

[tower912]

They caught a future mass shooter in Chicagoland last week.   Phew.

[Pakuni]

Supply chain issues for bullets

Gas prices have made drive-bys cost prohibitive.

[tower912]

I was awakened at 2:30 this morning by loud voices, a door slamming, and squealing tires.   I looked out my window to see an abandoned Hyundai SUV in the middle of the street in front of my house.  The police were called, processes were gone through, and the car was removed around 6:00.

I am going to have to move to MU's campus.

[The Hippie Satan of Hyperbole]

I was awakened at 2:30 this morning by loud voices, a door slamming, and squealing tires.   I looked out my window to see an abandoned Hyundai SUV in the middle of the street in front of my house.  The police were called, processes were gone through, and the car was removed around 6:00.

I am going to have to move to MU's campus.

Marquette campus crime follows you as an alum. One of the benefits that the Alumni Association likely didn’t mention.

[tower912]

My bad for not reading the fine print.

[lawdog77]

My bad for not reading the fine print.

Well, if you would donate more, the crime would happen to you, instead of just being a witness/bystander.

[4everwarriors]

Fahrenheit, ewe live in da hood, hey?


#freerocket2022v2

#freeziggy2022

[MU82]

I was awakened at 2:30 this morning by loud voices, a door slamming, and squealing tires.   I looked out my window to see an abandoned Hyundai SUV in the middle of the street in front of my house.  The police were called, processes were gone through, and the car was removed around 6:00.

I am going to have to move to MU's campus.

Way to make our enrollment crater, pal!

[JWags85]

I was awakened at 2:30 this morning by loud voices, a door slamming, and squealing tires.   I looked out my window to see an abandoned Hyundai SUV in the middle of the street in front of my house.  The police were called, processes were gone through, and the car was removed around 6:00.

I am going to have to move to MU's campus.

Carvana really needs to figure out some of their delivery logistics.

[4everwarriors]

Initial Incident Report
Incident type:  Robbery
Incident location:  24th Street and Wells Street
Approximate time:  1:40 p.m.
Victims:  One male, not affiliated with Marquette
Physical injuries: N/A
 
One male, not affiliated with Marquette, reported stolen property. After providing the initial statement to MUPD, the alleged victim is no longer cooperating.



Welcome to the new school year, aina?

[wadesworld]

Initial Incident Report
Incident type:  Robbery
Incident location:  24th Street and Wells Street
Approximate time:  1:40 p.m.
Victims:  One male, not affiliated with Marquette
Physical injuries: N/A
 
One male, not affiliated with Marquette, reported stolen property. After providing the initial statement to MUPD, the alleged victim is no longer cooperating.



Welcome to the new school year, aina?

So…a big nothing burger?

[MU82]

Welcome to the new school year, aina?

Has nothing to do with Marquette. Not on campus. No charges filed. Kind of thing that happens everywhere in the world, including Mequon.

It’s probably safe for you to come out of the basement now.

[4everwarriors]

Nah, ders sum retired journalists out heer, hey?

[MU82]

Nah, ders sum retired journalists out heer, hey?

OK.

[Merit Matters]

OK.

Did anyone catch the political affiliation of the crazy person who murdered that guy? No? Ok moving on.

[tower912]

'That guy'.   I assume you are talking the MU alum killed by the politician in Vegas.  The one that everyone here wanted caught.
 

Sad.

[MU82]

Did anyone catch the political affiliation of the crazy person who murdered that guy? No? Ok moving on.

Good one, chicos.

[TAMU, Knower of Ball]

Did anyone catch the political affiliation of the crazy person who murdered that guy? No? Ok moving on.

We all did. And we all wanted him caught and held accountable.

That's the difference between us. Some want all held accountable regardless of political affiliation, some only want the other team held accountable.

[tower912]

His post lacked merit.   So it doesn't matter.  Just troll trolling

[tower912]

https://www.woodtv.com/news/ottawa-county/1-hurt-in-allendale-twp-shooting/

This campus used to be 7 buildings in the middle of a corn field.    TAMU cut his teeth there.     It is a campus in the middle of the country on the edge of a bedroom community.     Yet here we are.    This crap happens everywhere.   

[MU82]

https://www.woodtv.com/news/ottawa-county/1-hurt-in-allendale-twp-shooting/

This campus used to be 7 buildings in the middle of a corn field.    TAMU cut his teeth there.     It is a campus in the middle of the country on the edge of a bedroom community.     Yet here we are.    This crap happens everywhere.

With Allendale Township only being a ferry ride away from Milwaukee, Marquette’s enrollment is doomed to go even lower now.

[TAMU, Knower of Ball]

https://www.woodtv.com/news/ottawa-county/1-hurt-in-allendale-twp-shooting/

This campus used to be 7 buildings in the middle of a corn field.    TAMU cut his teeth there.     It is a campus in the middle of the country on the edge of a bedroom community.     Yet here we are.    This crap happens everywhere.

I know exactly where that is. Those apartment complexes were where all the craziest (by GVSU standards) parties happened. True story, I once helped with the aftermath of a botched amateur exorcism that took place there.

Texted a few people who still work there. Definitely a lot of shock

[tower912]

I know exactly where that is. Those apartment complexes were where all the craziest (by GVSU standards) parties happened. True story, I once helped with the aftermath of a botched amateur exorcism that took place there.

Texted a few people who still work there. Definitely a lot of shock

It is the polar opposite of the MU campus in so many ways.     But still has the same issues.