More conference realignment talk

[K1 Lover]

When you enter a thread thinking there's news on conference realignment and instead you find an argument on whether Jesus was a socialist or capitalist 😂 MUScoop is gold.

[dgies9156]

He falls for all my trolls during texts. 

He does, does he?

After 149 pages of the same ole stuff, things need to be livened up a bit. What can be said now that wasn't said in the last 149 pages?

[The Sultan]

When you enter a thread thinking there's news on conference realignment and instead you find an argument on whether Jesus was a socialist or capitalist 😂 MUScoop is gold.

Here's some.

The WCC is suing Grand Canyon for leaving...if you can call it that. They only paid half of their entrance fees and have told the WCC that that means they never officially joined, so they could enter the MWC without paying exit fees.

The WCC wants them to pay all entrance and exit fees, even though they will never play a WCC game.

[WhiteTrash]

I know Jesus is capitalist but he'd definitely be against NIL and would play for the name on the front of the jersey and not the back

Jesus was a capitalist who identified as a socialist.

[Uncle Rico]

Here's some.

The WCC is suing Grand Canyon for leaving...if you can call it that. They only paid half of their entrance fees and have told the WCC that that means they never officially joined, so they could enter the MWC without paying exit fees.

The WCC wants them to pay all entrance and exit fees, even though they will never play a WCC game.

Hope they get every penny out of that cesspool

[K1 Lover]

Here's some.

The WCC is suing Grand Canyon for leaving...if you can call it that. They only paid half of their entrance fees and have told the WCC that that means they never officially joined, so they could enter the MWC without paying exit fees.

The WCC wants them to pay all entrance and exit fees, even though they will never play a WCC game.

Damn, that's interesting. Thanks for that.

Also I should note that my previous post wasn't sarcasm in case it came off that way — I enjoy the tangents and do find them hilarious.

[Newsdreams]

He does, does he?

After 149 pages of the same ole stuff, things need to be livened up a bit. What can be said now that wasn't said in the last 149 pages?

Vero waiting room

[Shaka Shart]

20 "For the kingdom of heaven is like a landowner who went out early in the morning to hire workers for his vineyard. 2 He agreed to pay them a denarius[a] for the day and sent them into his vineyard.

3 "About nine in the morning he went out and saw others standing in the marketplace doing nothing. 4 He told them, 'You also go and work in my vineyard, and I will pay you whatever is right.' 5 So they went.

"He went out again about noon and about three in the afternoon and did the same thing. 6 About five in the afternoon he went out and found still others standing around. He asked them, 'Why have you been standing here all day long doing nothing?'

7 "'Because no one has hired us,' they answered.

"He said to them, 'You also go and work in my vineyard.'

8 "When evening came, the owner of the vineyard said to his foreman, 'Call the workers and pay them their wages, beginning with the last ones hired and going on to the first.'

9 "The workers who were hired about five in the afternoon came and each received a denarius. 10 So when those came who were hired first, they expected to receive more. But each one of them also received a denarius. 11 When they received it, they began to grumble against the landowner. 12 'These who were hired last worked only one hour,' they said, 'and you have made them equal to us who have borne the burden of the work and the heat of the day.'

13 "But he answered one of them, 'I am not being unfair to you, friend. Didn't you agree to work for a denarius? 14 Take your pay and go. I want to give the one who was hired last the same as I gave you. 15 Don't I have the right to do what I want with my own money? Or are you envious because I am generous?'

A little bit socialist and a little bit capitalist.

And a great bit ripped as f***

[Newsdreams]

And a great bit ripped as f***

Anabolic steroids Jesús?

[Shaka Shart]

Anabolic steroids Jesús?

HGH stands for Hard-ass Glutes, Hallelujah

[Newsdreams]

HGH stands for Hard-ass Glutes, Hallelujah

That would be sinful, but I guess fits the "Christian" narrative

[Shaka Shart]

That would be sinful, but I guess fits the "Christian" narrative

You weren't around then (that I know of). You don't know how nice or not nice his ass was. Checkmate troll

[Newsdreams]

You weren't around then (that I know of). You don't know how nice or not nice his ass was. Checkmate troll

Seek forgiveness for your blasphemy.

[Shaka Shart]

Seek forgiveness for your blasphemy.

Jesus wouldn't have bolted for the ACC

[Newsdreams]

Jesus wouldn't have bolted for the ACC

I will pray and penance for your soul

[Uncle Rico]

I will pray and penance for your soul

Jesus could set a record for bench pressing if he wanted to but he's too humble

[GoFastAndWin]

Wait, how many Denarius were they Owens for 40 minutes?

[barfolomew]

Jesus could set a record for bench pressing if he wanted to but he's too humble

He could have baked the most delicious cakes.
He could have scored more goals than Gretzky.
He was way cool.

[Uncle Rico]

He could have baked the most delicious cakes.
He could have scored more goals than Gretzky.
He was way cool.

Jesus also said, "you miss 100% of the shots you don't take"

[The Sultan]

Jesus also said, "you miss 100% of the shots you don't take"

Only in the Gospel of Thomas though.

[pbiflyer]

He could have baked the most delicious cakes.
He could have scored more goals than Gretzky.
He was way cool.

Still my favorite bumper sticker ever when I lived in LA.

[tower912]

My favorite was from those old, naughty t-shirt ads in the back of 80's and 90's magazines.

Jesus loves you.  Everybody else thinks you're an a-hole.   

I still use that one from time to time.

[mileskishnish72]

I guess I stumbled into the wrong thread - what conference are they trying to get Jesus into?

[Tyler COLEk]

The A-10.

[Uncle Rico]

I guess I stumbled into the wrong thread - what conference are they trying to get Jesus into?

Wall Street